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James Nov 27th, 2004 03:05 PM

So they made a Kangaroo Jack 2...
 
It's a direct-to-video (SURPRISE) animated film. I saw the commercial, and blood just started leaking out of my ears.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...s=dvd&n=507846


The worst part of this? The list price is $25 (but you can get it for $22 on Amazon, whoopie).

-Someone decided Kangaroo Jack needed a sequel.
-Someone decided they could sell the movie for $25.
-Someone decided Christmas was the perfect time to release this.

Whoever is someone is, they must intentionally be trying to up the suicide count this Christmas.

Spectre X Nov 27th, 2004 03:16 PM

loisngdsgaahajsr

Rar.

Angry. >:

GADZOOKS Nov 27th, 2004 03:19 PM

Anthony Anderson makes history being the first rapist to be animated into a children's cartoon.

FartinMowler Nov 27th, 2004 03:19 PM

I'm really starting to think James is 15 or works for a crappy ad company.

Spectre X Nov 27th, 2004 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*
I'm really starting to think James is 15 or works for a crappy ad company.

Didn't you read his post?

He saw the commercial.

Commercials air everywhere on tv.

Shut up.

You are cataclysmically stupid.

ArrowX Nov 27th, 2004 05:17 PM

:lol Jacks got Bling.

FartinMowler Nov 27th, 2004 05:44 PM

Quote:

You are cataclysmically stupid.
learn how to draw a woman yet? :lol I guess you have to touch one first :meat

HickMan Nov 27th, 2004 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArrowX
:lol Jacks got Bling.

fag

Anonymous Nov 27th, 2004 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
Anthony Anderson makes history being the first rapist to be animated into a children's cartoon.

I'm pretty sure MJ's been animated before.

GADZOOKS Nov 27th, 2004 09:55 PM

Im sorry. first BLACK rapist..

pjalne Nov 27th, 2004 10:56 PM

Wasn't Jeffrey Jones animated in the Beetlejuice series?

Oh wait, he only took pictures of kids.

Spectre X Nov 28th, 2004 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*
Quote:

You are cataclysmically stupid.
learn how to draw a woman yet? :lol I guess you have to touch one first :meat

Nope, sorry, I haven't yet learned to draw the female figure properly, which is actually a pretty hard thing to master in drawn form.

When you're going to insult someone for lack of drawing skills or something, make sure that the thing you're laughing at them for isn't actually pretty hard to do for everyone but the greatly gifted.

FartinMowler Nov 28th, 2004 07:58 AM

Quote:

make sure that the thing you're laughing at them for isn't actually pretty hard to do for everyone but the greatly gifted.
takes practice :/

the_dudefather Nov 28th, 2004 08:32 AM

kangaroo jack is down wid tha kidz and big with the bling bling, hes cool like a fool in a swimming pool.

MLE Nov 28th, 2004 07:21 PM

fartin, you should have just kept insulting him. this is how it goes here :rolleyes the first insult was really funny, and actually made me laugh.

FartinMowler Nov 29th, 2004 05:33 PM

I just keep imagining a little crying dutch boy when I think of SpectarX :(

Spectre X Nov 30th, 2004 08:40 AM

I can't cry, because my tear ducts dried out.

You JERK! >:

theone89 Dec 4th, 2004 03:29 PM

Tie Me Kangaroo Jack Down Sport,
And Shoot him in the head
so he can't make anymor crappy films Sport
Now I am happy I am dead

Anonymous Dec 4th, 2004 05:28 PM

Great! Now, leave!


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