Overly Critical Girlfriend
 

I have been dating the same woman exclusively for about a year and a half. She has never been the type of person to pay me compliments, but for the last few months she has been ridiculously critical. She criticizes the shows I watch (we don't live together and always watch her shows when at her or my house), the clothes I wear (I wear Khakis and polo shirts everyday), the food I eat (I eat low cal, low fat foods, she is 40 lbs. overweight, I am 5 lbs. under), the condition of my apartment and bathroom, the car I drive (I have a BMW convertible, she drives a Mazda), the way I wear my hair (clean, parted to the side), the amount I smoke (1 pack per day), the number of Diet Cokes I drink (I don't drink alcohol or use drugs), EVERYTHING ABOUT ME. When I try to talk to her about it, she says that she is not being critical, she is only stating facts based on her observations.

Even worse, when we are at her house she bosses me around: empty the dishwasher, clean the dishes, walk the dog, clean the toilet, clean up the dog shit, and calls me lazy.

Should I break up with this woman?

I think you can answer your own question.

But if, no matter what you do, you're not storing any equity with another person, you need to get the fuck out.

If she is actually doing all of that shit, plus if you don't live with her and she is making you do chores around her house when you visit, get out of that relationship. If you think that she is awful now, then just wait until you move in together. It gets about 20 times worse when you have to hear it daily.

My first girlfriend was kind of like this and I was with her for 3 years. It was horrible. And when I moved in with her, she started demanding I don't see my friends anymore, among other bitchy things. I complied because it was my first relationship, but eventually I grew a pair and told her to fuck off. And now I am my own man and have been for every relationship I've had since. The second a girl thinks she can change me or how I look, what I listen to, or how I live, they get a warning, then after they try again they're out.

It's ok to compromise when you know it's a something that may upset her, like yelling something offensive out of the car window if you know she won't like that, or not making fun of her friends' children and their stupid faces.

:lol

This.

First, let's see a picture of you and her. Then we can decide if you should leave her or not.

just reading the first post of that thread scared the shit out of me

get the fuck out man. i put up with a toxic relationship like that for 7 years. you'll grow, learn to not take that shit. basically, live for yourself. if finding someone else makes you happy and lets you be you, then that's great. but if not, she's only going to weaken your psyche and make you feel pathetic

Tell her she's fat, drives a shitty car, wears ugly clothes, and she needs a good hairdresser. When she asks why your being so mean, tell her your only stating facts based on your observations.

Sounds like its time to leave.

Let's see if he's got the looks to do better before you go telling him to dump his cum bucket.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO MAN THE FUCK UP.

yeah dump her or learn to get off on abuse

He hasn't said anything about teh secks yet, maybe it's spectacular...

Maybe he likes to receive anal from an overly dominant large and in charge woman.

YEAH, PUSSY. THIS WOMAN SOUNDS LIKE A REAL ANGEL DESCENDED TO EARTH, AND YOU JUST CRITICIZE HER. FOR SHAME!

Edit: extra "e".

Oh, you definitely don't want to quit on a relationship that's this sweet.

Just take every criticism she gives to heart: lose some weight, sell your car, shave your head, and only eat or drink what she wants you to drink, when she wants you to drink it. Cut off all contact with your friends and family because after all, this chick is your whole world. Most importantly, if she openly insults, especially if it's in front of friends and family you have yet to cut off, be sure to enthusiastically agree with her.

I know some of these steps may seem drastic, but the only way you can truly make a person respect you is to completely turn yourself over to them, like a housepet, but with less self respect.

Most of what was said there applies to here. Now that the serious part of my post has been covered, here's some stuff I will laugh at while typing

1) Will she be getting an account here? And if so will the drama between you two spill into three plus different threads where eventually Dixie will post dozens of attention whore pics and Tadao will track down her real life pictures?

2) Are you sure the girl in question is even real? Maybe while arguing she will simply vanish and it was all in your imagination?

man that first thread makes me feel pretty justified for banning kahl

Pent should be punished for giving out tactics. >:

RED PICKLE LYNCH MOB

:lol

i wish i could rep myself

Man, if it wasn't for Dizzymisslizzy I would never have had any infractions. :(

If it wasn't for dizzymisslizzy, I would never have had any erections.

Where'd you get that? the Bonbon cam?

You're so bereft of creativity all of the sudden that you couldn't hatch a new strategy?

Take a hint from Don Carlson, Portland Oregon animator: There's always murder. Because the only thing that can give you a true boner is the scent of a dead woman/child's blood.

If you mention dml 3 times in a row she comes back. She's like pram maven + candyman + a psycho bitch.

The next time she comes back, Bill is going to hook me up with her.

Then I'll post the pictures of me airhorning her.

I think she is still on the lamb cause johnny law came a calling.

SHE'LL BE ON THE LAMB WHEN I'M DONE WITH HER.

BECAUSE THE WOOL OF A LAMB WILL ABSORB THE BLOOD FROM HER TORN ASUNDER GENITALIA.

It's gonna be like a Mastadon song.

Long drawn out and boring? Sounds about right.

YOU'RE FORGETTING THE VIOLENCE AND MOBY DICK IMAGERY.

I remember there was a porn mag that sold videos that my friend had when I was a kid and one of the stars was moby dick. His penis was so gargantuan that it had to be a fake.

He hasn't killed anyone - you need to make them lose weight before you flay the skin from their flesh. (Put the lotion in the f***in' basket!)

You shut the fuck up. I am soooo close to giving you a red pickle.

I haven't listened to them before I saw them live. They played an hour set that seemed to go on for much longer than that. The songs they played were long, slow and drawn out like a jam band. They also had a bunch of multi-colored slow moving jam type lights rotating everywhere. Just not a fan of prog/jam rock. I understand thats not what they used to play but I had to sit through an hour of that and it left a foul taste in my mouth.

JUST LIKE DIZZYMISSLIZZY

That's like going to a pink floyd concert BACK INDA DAY and complaining about all the bullshit and lasers

I didn't go to see them though, they were the middle band :/

i also was less than impressed w/ mastodon's live show, which was kind of a surprise because I liked their stuff a lot beforehand

come on guys. i got mspaint ready to go. let's do this.

Quit being so overly critical, fatvaginachojina.