Idea for a movie. Animal House meets Jail
Basically a prison movie with a bunch of pranks and hi-jinks. A bunch of rival prison cliques trying to either outdo each other, mess with the guards or I guess just shank people.
I have a mental image of this balding, angry looking warden sitting down at his desk, hitting his intercom for his secretary to bring him some coffee. Instead he gets hit with a brick in the head. Warden gets up and just yells "D - BLOCCCKKKKK!!!!!" with his fists in the air Title of the movie would be Big House Party Open to suggestions |
Instead of coffee, have him demand his secretary for a Mountain Dew. Then she gives him pickle brine.
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didn't they already make let's go to prison
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LOL The title is awesome. I'd watch it. ;)
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And then, one of the convicts has a plan to tunnel out of the prison, but he's got to get rid of that extra dirt somehow, and wacky hijinx ensue!
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Yeah I come up with terrible movie ideas all the time too
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With Tiny Lister as the scary black inmate, and Leslie Neilsen as the kind, yet wacky, older prisoner.
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It needs Rowdy Roddy Piper as the corrections officer who sneaks in the soundsystem for the party scene too.
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You better have Gilbert Gottfried as the Hannibal Lector-type character.
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Don't Drop Da Soap
A Jay and Silent Bob Fanfiction by Zeldasbiggestfan |
The warden would hold a sporting event in which the two blocks would complete at drinking beers and riding tricycles to prove which was the best and in the end one of the blocks would do an off-the-hook rock song about how prison sucks(!) winning the respect of the prison population and cementing their reputation as the badest dudes in town.
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Dont forget the Conjugal Visit scene. Where the biggest jerk out of all the prisoners (the snitch) has his hot GF coming in for some lovin, the good guys replace the GF with a big gay European dude with whos into S&M. The entire encounter is captured on video and played for the whole entire prison during the talent show. Which is won by the good guys after they play a kickass rendition of Jailhouse Rock.
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It sounds like a good idea for a movie. You could do so many things with the whole dropping the soap cliche too.
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Yes, I envisage a prisoner dropping the soap and subsequently being raped. Hilarious by any definition of the word.
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Anyone remember a movie in prison where a guy drops his soap, then everyone else just laughs at him because he has slippery hands instead of the usual grab your ankles routine?
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