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The One and Only... Jan 11th, 2011 01:51 AM

Challenge to Zhukov
 
Quote:

Fucking hilarious :lol

OAO, don't feel discouraged from people taking the piss. I will give you $500 if you post a photo of you touching a girl, any girl. For real.
Source: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14260

I can satisfy this challenge; show me da money!

Chojin Jan 11th, 2011 01:53 AM

don't do it zhukov; you didn't say human girl

LordSappington Jan 11th, 2011 02:04 AM

Or living. :x

captain516 Jan 11th, 2011 02:06 AM

In Australian money, $500 is like 2 quaters

captain516 Jan 11th, 2011 02:16 AM

Still no picture? What are you, scouring google until you find one that's "believable" enough?

The One and Only... Jan 11th, 2011 02:19 AM

I'm not going to post it until Zhukov confirms he's still game.

LordSappington Jan 11th, 2011 02:28 AM

DEFEND YOUR E-PEEN, WRETCH

Pub Lover Jan 11th, 2011 02:34 AM

SIX. FUCKING. YEARS. :eek

The One and Only... Jan 11th, 2011 02:36 AM

:xmas3:oao:oao:oaoSantas got a sack full of hotdogs just for this occasion

executioneer Jan 11th, 2011 02:38 AM

oao do you still have torgo legs

LordSappington Jan 11th, 2011 02:41 AM

So, what wowed her? Your punctuation-be-damned attitude, or your unwavering obsession over proving people on the internet wrong?

The One and Only... Jan 11th, 2011 02:43 AM



Who could resist that?

LordSappington Jan 11th, 2011 02:58 AM


Thanks for killing some of my time before bed.

Zhukov Jan 11th, 2011 06:47 AM

The offer related to the sad, desperate and delusional gobshite you were then, not the probable sad, desperate and delusional gobshite you are now.




People used to care for a laugh, but it's been too long now. Go away.

Wiffles Jan 11th, 2011 10:36 AM

Wow, that was 6+ years ago. Infants have been born and went to school in that time. Seems like you lost alot of sleep over that issue. O.o

Tadao Jan 11th, 2011 10:59 AM

It took him this long to put on enough weight in order to over power a girl and force her to take a picture with him.

The One and Only... Jan 11th, 2011 03:16 PM

I was just digging through the old thread backups and saw it. Trying to see what the hell people could blackmail me with.

Dimnos Jan 11th, 2011 03:27 PM

You and that Pram guy are lovers arent you?

Pentegarn Jan 11th, 2011 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 710337)
You and that Pram guy are lovers exactly the same person arent you?

fixed

MattJack Jan 11th, 2011 04:22 PM

I approve of this thread. It has so much potential.

Pentegarn Jan 11th, 2011 05:02 PM

Also, I just read that thread OaO linked. I am quite disappointed it didn't end with said girl being imaginary :lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 11th, 2011 05:55 PM

Quote:

anonymous - I'd like to see a chart of the amount of times Terra has something stupid to say to the amount of times she posts. My guess is that it'd resemble the 'extreme training' program on an exercise bike.


:lol

LordSappington Jan 11th, 2011 07:17 PM

Reading his thread has made me think some deep stuff.
I'd like to apologize for all my past and future retarded posts. Please give me the strength to not be this sad schmuck.

The One and Only... Jan 11th, 2011 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 710356)
Also, I just read that thread OaO linked. I am quite disappointed it didn't end with said girl being imaginary :lol

who knows what secrets the majestic OaO holds

LordSappington Jan 11th, 2011 07:36 PM

A stupid grudge, apparently.


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