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Paul138

Feb 5th, 2003 10:45 PM

Sgt. Hartman

Let's all impersonate him.
I can't remember all the one-liners but here we go.

What is you're major malfunction numnuts!!!

So just keep up the quotes from the best damn Sgt. ever.

Captain Robo

Feb 6th, 2003 12:23 AM

REGIS PHILBIN. (that was a period)

Paul138

Feb 6th, 2003 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Robo

REGIS PHILBIN. (that was a period)

Horrible.

Are you from Texas, boy?
Sir,yes sir!
Texas!! Only steers and queers come from Texas you don't look much like a steer so that kinda narrows it down, doesn't it?

Jixby Phillips

Feb 6th, 2003 05:22 PM

Can you make one thread that isn't like "LETS RUIN PEOPLE'S ENJOYMENT OF MOVIES BY MAKING LAME REFERENCES TO THEM OVER AND OVER!"

You fucking dork.

Paul138

Feb 6th, 2003 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

Can you make one thread that isn't like "LETS RUIN PEOPLE'S ENJOYMENT OF MOVIES BY MAKING LAME REFERENCES TO THEM OVER AND OVER!"

You fucking dork.

Are all soccer dads as angry as you?

::THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN, THIS IS FOR FIGHTING, THIS IS FOR FUN!::

executioneer

Feb 6th, 2003 05:59 PM

LOL :lol

-willie

GnrySgtHartman

Feb 6th, 2003 07:03 PM

http://new.wavlist.com/movies/262/fmj-ilikeyou.wav

slavemason

Feb 6th, 2003 07:47 PM

Captain Who?

Bionic Sheep

Nov 16th, 2004 08:06 AM

I do believe the term 'Unnecessary Bump' works well here.

For it is unnecessary.

And forsooth it is a bump.

Anonymous

Nov 16th, 2004 10:39 AM

Hi! Don't do it again!

-management

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