DON'T CALL ME DAUGHTER!
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danno, i know what you mean, that goddamn danny boy song pisses me off to no end.....
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Watch your vector, Victor.
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Ok, I got one. My last name is Becker. FUCK YOU TED DANSON. FUCK YOU WITH A MOP >: |
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And occasionally, some people will call me Johnny Bing Bong :tear:(
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Name- Al
Age- 24 job- English Teacher (intern) where you at?- PR why did you start posting- Found the site by accident, liked it and decided to join how long have you been on the board- 3 months hobbies- Photography, Music, Writing, Traveling, Videogames fav. music/band- Punk, Stoner Rock/Doom, Death/Grind fav. book- One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Catcher In The Rye, Johnny Got His Gun fav. movie- A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, The Thing Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't really hate anyone what is that smell- My bong |
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No, but I can teach monkeys like you how to be literate.
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Jerseybald couldn't understand sarcasm if it hit him in the face and broke all his yellow teeth (from smoking pot) :|
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Rongi, I would beat you to death with a dictionary, hoping that you can at least learn to pronounce vowel sounds like "oooooooooooowwwwwwww", "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee", "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu".
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Wow, Rongi's trying to shock. I guess your lack of wit proves that you're what happens when evolution goes in reverse.
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Who the hell saved Rongi from the kennel to become Jamesman's lapdog?
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Nah, I'm done. Jerseybald can fight with himself if he wants.
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Hey I got this great Idea... Let's start the, "Let Rongi & Kalashnikov bitch at each other like little girls, so they don't fuck up other threads" page. I started this thread so other people can learn about each other, the only thing I've learned is you're both Jack Asses. Take it outside boys. Start your own mock war, go to the Ska page, no one ever goes there...
Go to the old board, & fight against... PSYCHO RODEO CLOWN!!! God I love that costume... |
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Name:Sheila
Age:19 Job:CNA Where you at?:Mass Why did you start posting?:Carni showed it to me and it looked interesting. How long have you been on the board?:Don't Know, long enough Hobbies:Swimming and beating up Carni. Fav. music/band:N/A Fav. book:Harry Potter series Fav. movie:MIB Who do you hate the most on this board?:No one yet! What is that smell?:You |
Don't worry, I just wanted to bring up...
PSYCHO RODEO CLOWN!!! |
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I'm beginning to enjoy this Kalashnikov character.
Go now, Teachers Aide, and write me a five-page single-spaced paper! Topic? Herman Hesse! Deadline? When you're done puffing the mystical grit! |
Mac-uh-lain make me go ha ha with the Herman Hesse taunt!
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Name- Blackjack aka Master of PoptartsTM
Age- 20 job- Fuckin' Student where you at?- Sheffield, UK why did you start posting- In an effort to dominate Cyberspace how long have you been on the board- Since April 2001...? hobbies- being Master of PoptartsTM fav. music/band- That'll be Metal-lica. Sadly. fav. book- Anything by Chricton. fav. movie- Apocalypse Now Who do you hate the most on this board- Newbies what is that smell- Fish |
Name- Captain Maruchan
Age- 15 job- Crazy mo-fo where you at?- suburban Paradise why did you start posting- Love the site how long have you been on the board- Like 4 minutes hobbies- acting, writing, freakin people the hell out fav. music/band- punk/ Sum 41 fav. book- A Seperate Peace fav. movie- As Good as it Gets Who do you hate the most on this board- The lack of love... what is that smell- Smells like teen spirit, that or shit. |
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Name- Yet another 'Luke'
Age- 20-ish job- Radio Technician where you at?- A town called Lawrence. A county called Otago. A Country not called Aotearoa. why did you start posting- I needed to tell Rog I thought he had gone overly insane with the 'Chocolate Spagetti' Mini-Mock. how long have you been on the board- Since June 30, 2002 hobbies- Not drinking, not eating meat, not smoking. fav. music/band- I have a weak personality, I can not choose. fav. book- Asimov's Robot through Foundation timeline series. fav. movie- I don't watch movies. What do you hate the most on this board- The tedious posts that really don't contribute. what is that smell- It smells like beer in here. |
Name- Jon
Age- 16 job- Magic where you at?- Texas why did you start posting- Cause I couldn't keep the comebacks in my head any longer how long have you been on the board- dunno, been reading it for a few months hobbies- woo... trombone, and smartness fav. music/band- Tom waits fav. book- Illuminatus Trilogy fav. movie- Hackers (yeah buddy, iz soo stupid) Who do you hate the most on this board- uhhh ... myself(?) what is that smell- man... 's my finger, take a wiff |
Name- D3k
Age- 18 job- Charity shop worker. Hey, it was either this or starve. where you at?- London, UK why did you start posting- Got bored one morning. how long have you been on the board- Since today. hobbies- aging. oh, and breathing. fav. music/band- What ever is popular at the moment. Except boybands. fav. book- book? fav. movie- It's a tie between Blade Runner and Kung Pow: Enter the Fist Who do you hate the most on this board- No-one. I just joined. what is that smell- My unkempt hairy armpits. |
Name- Colin
Age- 19 job- Student, Broadway Star, Janitor and Pirate where you at?- Up here in the Frizzozzen Tizzundrizza why did you start posting- Because I was living at I-Mockery and figured I should meet some of the other assholes who worship the Pickle Hat. how long have you been on the board- Since the new board opened - Making me Mr. Noobitchka Nooberton hobbies- Clubbing baby seals, pissing off abcdxxxx, guitar and talking liek I know something about anything fav. music/band- Beck, Paul Simon, Aphex Twin, Dan Bern and John Mayer fav. book- Sophie's World by Jostein Gaardner fav. movie- The Royal Tenenbaums Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't hate anyone yet - well except for abcdxxxx, but that because he stole my KY jelly what is that smell- Hippies. I can smell 'em a mile away. |
Name- Daphne
Age- 25 job- Office manager/receptionist where you at?- Toronto why did you start posting- because I thought Daisyhead was a fucktard and I wanted to screw around with her noggin. how long have you been on the board- A few months, I dunno hobbies- Watching movies fav. music/band- Pixies/ 50's music fav. book- Different Seasons fav. movie- Stand By Me, Fight Club- the list goes on Who do you hate the most on this board- Hmmm.....now that's tricky. That Paul guy is pretty annoying. what is that smell- See above |
BAN MARUCHAN NOW. BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!! >: >:
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The average age here is SHOCKINGLY low.
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Name- jason
Age- 22 job- student/computer lab assistant :lol where you at?- texas why did you start posting- found it when searching for ucb stuff. how long have you been on the board- a few months or so. hobbies- tv,music, computers :( nerd :( fav. music/band- none fav. book- none fav. movie- none Who do you hate the most on this board- who cares. what is that smell- i have nothing clever to say :( ________ Honda gl650i |
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I hate everyone who is 16.
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You don't care for my taste in music? You know what?
] I really don't care, but give me a chance to be a shithead before you label me a shithead. |
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EXACTLY. NOW CHECK THIS OUT:
HEY HEY CAT FUCKERS! I JUST GOT DONE MASTURBATING ON YOUR GRANDMOTHERS, AND NOW I'M MOVIN' ON DOWN THE LINE TO STICK MY BALLS IN EVERY KITCHEN SINK IN AMERICA! THIS IS MY HOLY CAUSE, AND I HOPE YOU ALL CAN SUPPORT ME BY PUTTING SOMETHING IN YOUR ASS AND DANCING NAKED IN THE FULL MOON AS YOU PRAY TO THE MOON GOD THAT IS BEEAZNITCH THE PANTHER! I GOTTA GO GET SUCKED OFF BY MY PRIEST NOW, BUT I'LL BE BACK LATER TO GIVE ALL YOUR SOULS A RIMJOB! |
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I guess not. Writing small is fun :o
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Name - JIN* (PS. The asterisk is for RADICAL, but not really..)
Age - 643 Job - PROFESSIONAL VAGRANT. Where you at? - HEAVEN AND HELL Why did you start posting - What? I need a reason now? SHUT UP. How long have you been on the board - AHAHhHAahAhhahaHAahhaahHA Hobbies - being a dastardly scoundrel! well, i pretend. Fav. music/band - I like some music, but only the good one. Fav. book - I read a book once, but it sucked. Books are for libraries to read. ANd ******S. Fav. movie - I like Judge Dredd. Brad Pitt is COOL. Who do you hate the most on this board - Whales. What is that smell - I dont know??? Maybe its you??? I already had a shower today. |
Name- rob
Age- 33 job- retired where you at?- north atlanta burbs why did you start posting- I follow whoreable like a lost puppy how long have you been on the board- mere hours hobbies- yardwork, computinkering, spankin' it to pics of Marie Osmond fav. music/band- Frank Zappa fav. book- Parlaiment of Whores fav. movie- Goodfellas Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't know you fuckers yet. Give it time. what is that smell- sounds like a Lynyrd Skynyrd lyric. |
Name- Sean Largey
Age- 15 job- i do sampling in a band i dont know if thats a job :( where you at?- upstate new york why did you start posting- jixby posts here so i thought i would how long have you been on the board- day hobbies- music fav. music/band- chimaira, lamb of god fav. book- i dont read fav. movie- i dont know Who do you hate the most on this board- the guy with the avator what is that smell-poo |
Name- Kon Stamadianos
Age- 18 job- none :( where you at?- Scottsdale AZ why did you start posting- Cause Captain Robo told me too :( how long have you been on the board- like a day or something :( hobbies- making comics on stripcreator.com :( fav. music/band- gay bands that suck :( fav. book- the stripcreator.com message forums :( fav. movie- Clerks Who do you hate the most on this board- I hate that I can't make this my avatar, but that's not a who :( what is that smell- sean :( j/k |
Im guessing "Sean" must be CaptainRobo :rolleyes
edit: wording edit edit: No wait... Im wrong |
SEAN IS NOT CAPTAIN ROBO >:
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Name- Don
Age- 27 job- webmaster/ muso where you at?- Johannesburg South Africa (no, i haven't got the AIDS) why did you start posting- few days ago how long have you been on the board- not long cause what u reap.. hobbies- making music & shaving leopards (not at the same time) fav. music/band- Weezer, Radiohead, Ween, James, Zappa fav. book- Imajica - Clive Barker fav. movie- Orgazmo, Brazil Who do you hate the most on this board- Selwin the cock lip >: what is that smell- My thrush pocket |
Name- Matthew Harty
Age- 15 Job- Asshole where you at?- Wharton, New Jersey why did you start posting- All the cool kids are doing it how long have you been on the board- Check post count hobbies- moonwalking in dark allies fav. music/band- Weezer, anybody else that sounds good. fav. book- One door away from heaven - Dean Koontz fav. movie- Girls Gone Wild (wait...) Who do you hate the most on this board- Matt Damon what is that smell- MAMBO |
Name- Matt
Age- 19 job- student where you at?- Fountain Valley, CA why did you start posting- I was bored and needed something to do how long have you been on the board- a few months hobbies- anime, 80s cartoons, video games fav. music/band- The soundtrack to Fight Club fav. book- Fight Club fav. movie- Fight Club Who do you hate the most on this board- Nobody likes me because I'm a newbie :( what is that smell- chicken |
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Name- muntl
Age- 22 job- putting evil babies in heads for subversive purposes where you at?- balmer why did you start posting- ??? how long have you been on the board- an hour hobbies- eating broken glass, warfare with the drawing board wump |
GOD DAMN ALL OF YOU PEOPLE >:
what makes you think that any of us give a fuck to know your personal information? youre new here and are already acting like we should give a fuck, get the fuck over yourselves. fuckers >: |
italian, didn't you know this was now romper room?
AND I SEE ITALIAN AND I SEE MUNTL AND I SEE JESUSFISHSTICKS AND I SEE PSYCHO SQUID AND I SEE MATT HARTY AND I SEE CABBAGEBOY. (ETC.) :olderthandirt |
how???
how could you be anything more than new here?? As far as I know this forum's only been up for a couple days.
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CAN YOU SAY "DOH," BOYS AND GIRLS?
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you didn't say "doh." :(
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I'm very upset that none of the newbie fucktards said I was the person they hate most. I must be losing my touch :(
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aye. i would say you are being more cruel than actually malevolent.
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you guys are no fun. :(
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YOU DIDNT LOOK AT MY POST EDIT >:
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aw. :love
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I KNOW I AM SUCH A DAMN SOFTY >:
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and not just. ;)
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;) :meat :boob :melt
cheap liquor and my rock hard bed beckon... |
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Name-Erin
Age- 26 Job-I work with retarded adults that kick more ass then your average citizen Where you at?-Western Maryland; in the mountains Why did you start posting-I followed Rog's link from the UBC boards. He got a great petition going. How long have you been on the board-May 2000 Hobbies-reading, gardening, hiking Fav. music/band-the Strokes, Ani Difranco, Dead Kennedy's Fav. book- Cunt by Inga Muscio Fav. movie-To Die For Who do you hate the most on this board-I don't really hate anyone What is that smell-coffee |
:love Burdock :love
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I have a friend who works with retarted adults. He says he's always running them around town and going bowling and such. He's such a junkie, it's like the blind leading the blind.
I consider myself lucky that my wife loves Jello. She a sucker for ballads. She likes to motivate herself with Plastic Surgery Disasters. |
retarted :lol
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Yeah, wake and bake BAD?! :/
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I take it this is one of those "take it and we'll give you a chance to win a trip to the Bahamas" things, otherwise you can not read the res of this post;
Name- Andrew P. Age- 14.22983214875 job- Nothing (like a real american!) where you at?- Connecticut (USA) why did you start posting- Because this site owns how long have you been on the board- A day.... hobbies- Photoshop, Flash (MX), computers in general fav. music/band- Andrew W.K. / System of a Down fav. book- Speak fav. movie- I don't feel like thinking.... Who do you hate the most on this board- The person currently reading this line what is that smell-My cologne, oh you mean the bad smell?, yeah, that's me cologne too |
Your supposed to be 15 or older to join this board.
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I wish Burdock would get the retarded persons she works with to start posting here. They would certainly be an improvement over the retards we have now.
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Name- Megan~ :)
Age- 15 job- Student where you at?- n/a why did you start posting- i don't know...no reason... how long have you been on the board- not long at all hobbies- Shopping, sports, school, guys, hanging out with friends and my step-brother whom is like my best guy friend fav. music/band- don't have a fav. like anything fav. book- don't have one... fav. movie- idk Who do you hate the most on this board- no one yet...but i really can't "hate" anyone on the internet... what is that smell-....you |
I posted something here originally. Now I see that It was stupid. I was rash in my decision to post it and I "take it back". I apologize for wasting space. scroll down and disregard the contents of this post.
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KUPLAH!
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Name- Christopher
Age-21 job-Meat&Cheese mechanic where you at?-Sunny Las Vegas, NV why did you start posting-It was competitive. how long have you been on the board-May 2001 hobbies-Not cutting my hair, gambling, drinking, and being a loser. fav. music/band-DK, jazz, and other noise. fav. book-Do newspapers count? fav. movie-See my dvd profiler. Ok, I'm not really that gay.....anything Kubrick. Who do you hate the most on this board- People that I don't know who they are. what is that smell-Why must there always be one random lame-ass question that's added to surveys just to generate random lame-ass answers? |
PREP~*~*~* has got to be a character >:
And if PREP~*~*~* isn't a character, than I want first boinks. I get to do her in the butt. >: |
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Name: Andrew
Age: 26 Job: "Interactive Art Director". Where you at? Speak to me in proper English and maybe I'll answer you. Why did you start posting: Why do you care? How long have you been on the board: A few minutes. Hobbies: Hating life. Fav. music/band: Metal/Cynic. Fav. book: I don't care. Fav. movie: "High Strung". Who do you hate the most on this board: Most everyone. What is that smell: Look between your legs. |
I don't think Aversion knows how to read. :(
He's too BADASS. :lol |
Yo Line, where you be stayin at? Damn!
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Yea, so is it my turn yet? I suppose it woulda been earlier if I hadn't waited until today to join the message board.
Name: Danny Age: Fresh and Legal Job: Dirt Merchant where you at?: Lafayette, LA... voted #1 Party Town in the USA by Playboy Magazine... of course, this was the 1970s... why did you start posting?: Because the man that lives in the television told me so, or he would swallow my soul. how long have you been on the board?: >looks at watch< 20 minutes? hobbies: playing guitar, video games, going out (but having to get someone called a 'designated driver' to cart my ass back), world domination, elective brain surgery fav. music/ band: Pantera, Down, Sepultura, Cradle of Filth, Corrosion of Conformity, GWAR, Nine Inch Nails fav. book: "Napalm and Silly Putty" ~ George Carlin fav. movie: "Bridget the Midget Does Dallas" (uh huh) what do you hate most on this board?: myself what is that smell?: Sorry, I left that baby in the oven too long. Mmm, crunchy! |
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Name- Vomit
Age- ASL? job- LOL where you at?- BETWEEN THE A AND THE T, FAGGOT. why did you start posting- PRO-LIFE how long have you been on the board- STFU, NEWBIE. hobbies-ROTF fav. music/band-LMAO fav. book-LOL fav. movie-OMG! Who do you hate the most on this board- Myself what is that smell- NO WAY! |
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Name- Jailbaitmonger
Age- 42 job- I hurt my back on the job and Larry H. Parker got me 2.1 million. where you at?- In the front, in the back, killer bees on attack. why did you start posting- I felt like it. how long have you been on the board- Math makes my brain hurt. hobbies- I like pie. Is that a hobby? fav. music/band- The Who fav. book- Sears catalogue. fav. movie- Bring It On Who do you hate the most on this board- Hate is a product of fear. I'm not afraid anymore. what is that smell- I farted. |
ooh, i just love these "gettin' to know you" topics...heck, i'll fill out your form for whatever it's worth.
Name- The Garish Bitch Age- 26 job- Advertising Executive (Director of Brand Development) where you at?- Northeastern Pennsylvania why did you start posting- To kill the time between projects at work how long have you been on the board- About a year now fav. music/band- Kruder & Dorfmeister, Portishead, fav. book- The Happy Hooker fav. movie- The Idiots Who do you hate the most on this board- Hate is such a strong word, I think everyone is just peachy! what is that smell-Pretentiousness |
I started this post to get to know poeple, I have to say I now know that I hate a whole lot of you.
Off my meds. Finnished off a bottle of Bushmills, gonna chase kids on my bike, for me it's friday night... |
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Sucks for them.
More 40z for us. |
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