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glowbelly Feb 6th, 2003 02:02 PM

DON'T CALL ME DAUGHTER!

Ihach Feb 6th, 2003 02:33 PM

danno, i know what you mean, that goddamn danny boy song pisses me off to no end.....

FS Feb 6th, 2003 02:38 PM

Watch your vector, Victor.

Les Waste Feb 6th, 2003 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by george
try being named george.

the dumb one in of mice and men was lenny fuck faces!!!!!

:lol LOLOLOLOL :(

Ok, I got one. My last name is Becker.

FUCK YOU TED DANSON. FUCK YOU WITH A MOP >:

whoreable Feb 6th, 2003 03:11 PM

Great last name :)
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Rongi Feb 6th, 2003 03:53 PM

Quote:

Edit: Rongi, trust me, you've got it easy name-wise compared to all the lukes of the world :(
Yeah, but I hate it when people call me Johnny >: Or Johnathon >: Or Johnny Boy >:. It's just John.

Rongi Feb 6th, 2003 03:56 PM

And occasionally, some people will call me Johnny Bing Bong :tear:(

Kalashnikov Feb 6th, 2003 05:33 PM

Name- Al
Age- 24
job- English Teacher (intern)
where you at?- PR
why did you start posting- Found the site by accident, liked it and decided to join
how long have you been on the board- 3 months
hobbies- Photography, Music, Writing, Traveling, Videogames
fav. music/band- Punk, Stoner Rock/Doom, Death/Grind
fav. book- One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Catcher In The Rye, Johnny Got His Gun
fav. movie- A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, The Thing
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't really hate anyone
what is that smell- My bong

Rongi Feb 6th, 2003 05:38 PM

Quote:

job- English Teacher (intern)
You must be a great influnece to the kids :rolleyes. What do you teach? How to roll a joint? How to toke?

Kalashnikov Feb 6th, 2003 05:42 PM

No, but I can teach monkeys like you how to be literate.

Rongi Feb 6th, 2003 05:43 PM

Jerseybald couldn't understand sarcasm if it hit him in the face and broke all his yellow teeth (from smoking pot) :|

Kalashnikov Feb 6th, 2003 05:46 PM

Rongi, I would beat you to death with a dictionary, hoping that you can at least learn to pronounce vowel sounds like "oooooooooooowwwwwwww", "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee", "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu".

Rongi Feb 6th, 2003 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kalashnikov
Rongi, I would beat you to death with a dictionary, hoping that you can at least learn to pronounce vowel sounds like "oooooooooooowwwwwwww", "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee", "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu".

Shut up you dumb spic :lol

Kalashnikov Feb 6th, 2003 05:52 PM

Wow, Rongi's trying to shock. I guess your lack of wit proves that you're what happens when evolution goes in reverse.

Rongi Feb 6th, 2003 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kalashnikov
Wow, Rongi's trying to shock. I guess your lack of wit proves that you're what happens when evolution goes in reverse.

You still don't get it :). Which makes it even more funny :). Dumb spic :)

whoreable Feb 6th, 2003 05:53 PM

PLEASE BOTH OF YOU TAKE YOUR STUPID FUCKING ARGUMENTS ELSEWHERE.
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THREESOME VIDEO

Kalashnikov Feb 6th, 2003 05:56 PM

Who the hell saved Rongi from the kennel to become Jamesman's lapdog?

Rongi Feb 6th, 2003 05:56 PM

Nah, I'm done. Jerseybald can fight with himself if he wants.

Rez Feb 6th, 2003 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Les Waste



FUCK YOU TED DANSON. FUCK YOU WITH A MOP >:

:lol :lol :lol :lol

Rev. Danno Feb 6th, 2003 06:22 PM

Hey I got this great Idea... Let's start the, "Let Rongi & Kalashnikov bitch at each other like little girls, so they don't fuck up other threads" page. I started this thread so other people can learn about each other, the only thing I've learned is you're both Jack Asses. Take it outside boys. Start your own mock war, go to the Ska page, no one ever goes there...
Go to the old board, & fight against...

PSYCHO RODEO CLOWN!!!
God I love that costume...

Rongi Feb 6th, 2003 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev. Danno
Hey I got this great Idea... Let's start the, "Let Rongi & Kalashnikov bitch at each other like little girls, so they don't fuck up other threads" page. I started this thread so other people can learn about each other, the only thing I've learned is you're both Jack Asses. Take it outside boys. Start your own mock war, go to the Ska page, no one ever goes there...
Go to the old board, & fight against...

PSYCO RODEO CLOWN!!! (god i love that costume!)

I'm sorry for starting a fight your thread danno :/. I'm done bickering with him anyway :/

Galadriel Feb 6th, 2003 06:27 PM

Name:Sheila
Age:19
Job:CNA
Where you at?:Mass
Why did you start posting?:Carni showed it to me and it looked interesting.
How long have you been on the board?:Don't Know, long enough
Hobbies:Swimming and beating up Carni.
Fav. music/band:N/A
Fav. book:Harry Potter series
Fav. movie:MIB
Who do you hate the most on this board?:No one yet!
What is that smell?:You

Rev. Danno Feb 6th, 2003 06:29 PM

Don't worry, I just wanted to bring up...
PSYCHO RODEO CLOWN!!!

Rongi Feb 6th, 2003 06:31 PM



:)

McClain Feb 6th, 2003 08:19 PM

I'm beginning to enjoy this Kalashnikov character.

Go now, Teachers Aide, and write me a five-page single-spaced paper! Topic? Herman Hesse! Deadline? When you're done puffing the mystical grit!

mburbank Feb 6th, 2003 10:43 PM

Mac-uh-lain make me go ha ha with the Herman Hesse taunt!

Blackjack Feb 11th, 2003 08:46 AM

Name- Blackjack aka Master of PoptartsTM
Age- 20
job- Fuckin' Student
where you at?- Sheffield, UK
why did you start posting- In an effort to dominate Cyberspace
how long have you been on the board- Since April 2001...?
hobbies- being Master of PoptartsTM
fav. music/band- That'll be Metal-lica. Sadly.
fav. book- Anything by Chricton.
fav. movie- Apocalypse Now
Who do you hate the most on this board- Newbies
what is that smell- Fish

Maruchan Feb 11th, 2003 09:59 PM

Name- Captain Maruchan
Age- 15
job- Crazy mo-fo
where you at?- suburban Paradise
why did you start posting- Love the site
how long have you been on the board- Like 4 minutes
hobbies- acting, writing, freakin people the hell out
fav. music/band- punk/ Sum 41
fav. book- A Seperate Peace
fav. movie- As Good as it Gets
Who do you hate the most on this board- The lack of love...
what is that smell- Smells like teen spirit, that or shit.

whoreable Feb 11th, 2003 10:03 PM

Quote:

fav. music/band- punk/ Sum 41
OH I EXPECT GREAT THINGS FROM THIS ONE :rolleyes
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Lovely Wendie

Pub Lover Feb 11th, 2003 10:26 PM

Name- Yet another 'Luke'
Age- 20-ish
job- Radio Technician
where you at?- A town called Lawrence. A county called Otago. A Country not called Aotearoa.
why did you start posting- I needed to tell Rog I thought he had gone overly insane with the 'Chocolate Spagetti' Mini-Mock.
how long have you been on the board- Since June 30, 2002
hobbies- Not drinking, not eating meat, not smoking.
fav. music/band- I have a weak personality, I can not choose.
fav. book- Asimov's Robot through Foundation timeline series.
fav. movie- I don't watch movies.
What do you hate the most on this board- The tedious posts that really don't contribute.
what is that smell- It smells like beer in here.

JesusFishSticks Feb 11th, 2003 10:29 PM

Name- Jon
Age- 16
job- Magic
where you at?- Texas
why did you start posting- Cause I couldn't keep the comebacks in my head any longer
how long have you been on the board- dunno, been reading it for a few months
hobbies- woo... trombone, and smartness
fav. music/band- Tom waits
fav. book- Illuminatus Trilogy
fav. movie- Hackers (yeah buddy, iz soo stupid)
Who do you hate the most on this board- uhhh ... myself(?)
what is that smell- man... 's my finger, take a wiff

D3k Feb 12th, 2003 02:43 AM

Name- D3k
Age- 18
job- Charity shop worker. Hey, it was either this or starve.
where you at?- London, UK
why did you start posting- Got bored one morning.
how long have you been on the board- Since today.
hobbies- aging. oh, and breathing.
fav. music/band- What ever is popular at the moment. Except boybands.
fav. book- book?
fav. movie- It's a tie between Blade Runner and Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Who do you hate the most on this board- No-one. I just joined.
what is that smell- My unkempt hairy armpits.

Systemz Feb 12th, 2003 04:05 AM

Name- Colin
Age- 19
job- Student, Broadway Star, Janitor and Pirate
where you at?- Up here in the Frizzozzen Tizzundrizza
why did you start posting- Because I was living at I-Mockery and figured I should meet some of the other assholes who worship the Pickle Hat.
how long have you been on the board- Since the new board opened - Making me Mr. Noobitchka Nooberton
hobbies- Clubbing baby seals, pissing off abcdxxxx, guitar and talking liek I know something about anything
fav. music/band- Beck, Paul Simon, Aphex Twin, Dan Bern and John Mayer
fav. book- Sophie's World by Jostein Gaardner
fav. movie- The Royal Tenenbaums
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't hate anyone yet - well except for abcdxxxx, but that because he stole my KY jelly
what is that smell- Hippies. I can smell 'em a mile away.

Daphne Feb 12th, 2003 10:12 AM

Name- Daphne
Age- 25
job- Office manager/receptionist
where you at?- Toronto
why did you start posting- because I thought Daisyhead was a fucktard and I wanted to screw around with her noggin.
how long have you been on the board- A few months, I dunno
hobbies- Watching movies
fav. music/band- Pixies/ 50's music
fav. book- Different Seasons
fav. movie- Stand By Me, Fight Club- the list goes on
Who do you hate the most on this board- Hmmm.....now that's tricky. That Paul guy is pretty annoying.
what is that smell- See above

Les Waste Feb 12th, 2003 11:20 AM

BAN MARUCHAN NOW. BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!! >: >:

mburbank Feb 12th, 2003 12:07 PM

The average age here is SHOCKINGLY low.

whoreable Feb 12th, 2003 12:13 PM

Name- jason
Age- 22
job- student/computer lab assistant :lol
where you at?- texas
why did you start posting- found it when searching for ucb stuff.
how long have you been on the board- a few months or so.
hobbies- tv,music, computers :( nerd :(
fav. music/band- none
fav. book- none
fav. movie- none
Who do you hate the most on this board- who cares.
what is that smell- i have nothing clever to say :(
________
Honda gl650i

Systemz Feb 12th, 2003 01:35 PM

Quote:

The average age here is SHOCKINGLY low.
Shocking! My word!
I thought nobody over 30 could operate a computer.

!!!! Feb 12th, 2003 01:46 PM

I hate everyone who is 16.

sadie Feb 12th, 2003 03:47 PM

whoah. what a name!

Maruchan Feb 12th, 2003 04:43 PM

You don't care for my taste in music? You know what?

]


I really don't care, but give me a chance to be a shithead before you label me a shithead.

Rongi Feb 12th, 2003 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maruchan
I really don't care, but give me a chance to be a shithead before you label me a shithead.

Shithead confirmed :|

Maruchan Feb 12th, 2003 04:52 PM

EXACTLY. NOW CHECK THIS OUT:

HEY HEY CAT FUCKERS! I JUST GOT DONE MASTURBATING ON YOUR GRANDMOTHERS, AND NOW I'M MOVIN' ON DOWN THE LINE TO STICK MY BALLS IN EVERY KITCHEN SINK IN AMERICA! THIS IS MY HOLY CAUSE, AND I HOPE YOU ALL CAN SUPPORT ME BY PUTTING SOMETHING IN YOUR ASS AND DANCING NAKED IN THE FULL MOON AS YOU PRAY TO THE MOON GOD THAT IS BEEAZNITCH THE PANTHER! I GOTTA GO GET SUCKED OFF BY MY PRIEST NOW, BUT I'LL BE BACK LATER TO GIVE ALL YOUR SOULS A RIMJOB!

Rongi Feb 12th, 2003 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maruchan
EXACTLY. NOW CHECK THIS OUT:

HEY HEY CAT FUCKERS! I JUST GOT DONE MASTURBATING ON YOUR GRANDMOTHERS, AND NOW I'M MOVIN' ON DOWN THE LINE TO STICK MY BALLS IN EVERY KITCHEN SINK IN AMERICA! THIS IS MY HOLY CAUSE, AND I HOPE YOU ALL CAN SUPPORT ME BY PUTTING SOMETHING IN YOUR ASS AND DANCING NAKED IN THE FULL MOON AS YOU PRAY TO THE MOON GOD THAT IS BEEAZNITCH THE PANTHER! I GOTTA GO GET SUCKED OFF BY MY PRIEST NOW, BUT I'LL BE BACK LATER TO GIVE ALL YOUR SOULS A RIMJOB!

The sad thing is, I think he's trying to be funny :/

Anonymous Feb 12th, 2003 05:07 PM

Did you really need to quote that?

Rongi Feb 12th, 2003 05:42 PM

I guess not. Writing small is fun :o

Les Waste Feb 12th, 2003 05:57 PM

Quote:

I really don't care, but give me a chance to be a shithead before you label me a shithead.
Quote:

Age- 15
job- Crazy mo-fo
where you at?- suburban Paradise
hobbies- acting, writing, freakin people the hell out
fav. music/band- punk/ Sum 41
Who do you hate the most on this board- The lack of love...
what is that smell- Smells like teen spirit, that or shit
Nice work. ;)

jin Feb 12th, 2003 07:55 PM

Name - JIN* (PS. The asterisk is for RADICAL, but not really..)
Age - 643
Job - PROFESSIONAL VAGRANT.
Where you at? - HEAVEN AND HELL
Why did you start posting - What? I need a reason now? SHUT UP.
How long have you been on the board - AHAHhHAahAhhahaHAahhaahHA
Hobbies - being a dastardly scoundrel! well, i pretend.
Fav. music/band - I like some music, but only the good one.
Fav. book - I read a book once, but it sucked. Books are for libraries to read. ANd ******S.
Fav. movie - I like Judge Dredd. Brad Pitt is COOL.
Who do you hate the most on this board - Whales.
What is that smell - I dont know??? Maybe its you??? I already had a shower today.

unclehobart Feb 12th, 2003 11:54 PM

Name- rob
Age- 33
job- retired
where you at?- north atlanta burbs
why did you start posting- I follow whoreable like a lost puppy
how long have you been on the board- mere hours
hobbies- yardwork, computinkering, spankin' it to pics of Marie Osmond
fav. music/band- Frank Zappa
fav. book- Parlaiment of Whores
fav. movie- Goodfellas
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't know you fuckers yet. Give it time.
what is that smell- sounds like a Lynyrd Skynyrd lyric.

seanlargey Feb 13th, 2003 02:52 PM

Name- Sean Largey
Age- 15
job- i do sampling in a band i dont know if thats a job :(
where you at?- upstate new york
why did you start posting- jixby posts here so i thought i would
how long have you been on the board- day
hobbies- music
fav. music/band- chimaira, lamb of god
fav. book- i dont read
fav. movie- i dont know
Who do you hate the most on this board- the guy with the avator
what is that smell-poo

kon Feb 13th, 2003 09:44 PM

Name- Kon Stamadianos
Age- 18
job- none :(
where you at?- Scottsdale AZ
why did you start posting- Cause Captain Robo told me too :(
how long have you been on the board- like a day or something :(
hobbies- making comics on stripcreator.com :(
fav. music/band- gay bands that suck :(
fav. book- the stripcreator.com message forums :(
fav. movie- Clerks
Who do you hate the most on this board- I hate that I can't make this my avatar, but that's not a who :(
what is that smell- sean :( j/k

kinot Feb 13th, 2003 10:45 PM

Im guessing "Sean" must be CaptainRobo :rolleyes

edit: wording
edit edit: No wait... Im wrong

Jixby Phillips Feb 14th, 2003 05:13 AM

SEAN IS NOT CAPTAIN ROBO >:

cabbageboy Feb 14th, 2003 08:10 AM

Name- Don
Age- 27
job- webmaster/ muso
where you at?- Johannesburg South Africa (no, i haven't got the AIDS)
why did you start posting- few days ago
how long have you been on the board- not long cause what u reap..
hobbies- making music & shaving leopards (not at the same time)
fav. music/band- Weezer, Radiohead, Ween, James, Zappa
fav. book- Imajica - Clive Barker
fav. movie- Orgazmo, Brazil
Who do you hate the most on this board- Selwin the cock lip >:
what is that smell- My thrush pocket

Matt Harty Feb 14th, 2003 06:46 PM

Name- Matthew Harty
Age- 15
Job- Asshole
where you at?- Wharton, New Jersey
why did you start posting- All the cool kids are doing it
how long have you been on the board- Check post count
hobbies- moonwalking in dark allies
fav. music/band- Weezer, anybody else that sounds good.
fav. book- One door away from heaven - Dean Koontz
fav. movie- Girls Gone Wild (wait...)
Who do you hate the most on this board- Matt Damon
what is that smell- MAMBO

Psycho Squid Feb 15th, 2003 12:00 AM

Name- Matt
Age- 19
job- student
where you at?- Fountain Valley, CA
why did you start posting- I was bored and needed something to do
how long have you been on the board- a few months
hobbies- anime, 80s cartoons, video games
fav. music/band- The soundtrack to Fight Club
fav. book- Fight Club
fav. movie- Fight Club
Who do you hate the most on this board- Nobody likes me because I'm a newbie :(
what is that smell- chicken

JesusFishSticks Feb 15th, 2003 01:27 AM

Quote:

Who do you hate the most on this board- Nobody likes me because I'm a newbie :(
psh. I'm a newbie, and everyone loves me. Isn't that right guys!... guys?... :(

muntl Feb 15th, 2003 01:59 AM

posty mcpostpost
 
Name- muntl
Age- 22
job- putting evil babies in heads for subversive purposes
where you at?- balmer
why did you start posting- ???
how long have you been on the board- an hour
hobbies- eating broken glass, warfare with the drawing board


wump

ItalianStereotype Feb 15th, 2003 02:07 AM

GOD DAMN ALL OF YOU PEOPLE >:

what makes you think that any of us give a fuck to know your personal information? youre new here and are already acting like we should give a fuck, get the fuck over yourselves.




fuckers >:

sadie Feb 15th, 2003 02:22 AM

italian, didn't you know this was now romper room?

AND I SEE ITALIAN AND I SEE MUNTL AND I SEE JESUSFISHSTICKS AND I SEE PSYCHO SQUID AND I SEE MATT HARTY AND I SEE CABBAGEBOY. (ETC.)

:olderthandirt

muntl Feb 15th, 2003 02:28 AM

how???
 
how could you be anything more than new here?? As far as I know this forum's only been up for a couple days.

sadie Feb 15th, 2003 02:31 AM

CAN YOU SAY "DOH," BOYS AND GIRLS?

ItalianStereotype Feb 15th, 2003 03:02 AM

Re: how???
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by muntl
how could you be anything more than new here?? As far as I know this forum's only been up for a couple days.

this is a continuation of an older board, use your eyes you silly fuck.


for sadie: DOH!

sadie Feb 15th, 2003 03:06 AM

you didn't say "doh." :(

Malevolent Feb 15th, 2003 03:30 AM

I'm very upset that none of the newbie fucktards said I was the person they hate most. I must be losing my touch :(

ItalianStereotype Feb 15th, 2003 03:37 AM

aye. i would say you are being more cruel than actually malevolent.

sadie Feb 15th, 2003 04:32 AM

you guys are no fun. :(

ItalianStereotype Feb 15th, 2003 05:00 AM

YOU DIDNT LOOK AT MY POST EDIT >:

sadie Feb 15th, 2003 05:02 AM

aw. :love

ItalianStereotype Feb 15th, 2003 05:05 AM

I KNOW I AM SUCH A DAMN SOFTY >:

sadie Feb 15th, 2003 05:08 AM

and not just. ;)

ItalianStereotype Feb 15th, 2003 05:14 AM

;) :meat :boob :melt


cheap liquor and my rock hard bed beckon...

sadie Feb 15th, 2003 07:21 AM

:hypno

Agent Burdock Feb 15th, 2003 10:20 AM

Name-Erin

Age- 26

Job-I work with retarded adults that kick more ass then your average citizen

Where you at?-Western Maryland; in the mountains

Why did you start posting-I followed Rog's link from the UBC boards. He got a great petition going.

How long have you been on the board-May 2000

Hobbies-reading, gardening, hiking

Fav. music/band-the Strokes, Ani Difranco, Dead Kennedy's

Fav. book- Cunt by Inga Muscio

Fav. movie-To Die For

Who do you hate the most on this board-I don't really hate anyone
What is that smell-coffee

Protoclown Feb 15th, 2003 10:27 AM

:love Burdock :love

slavemason Feb 15th, 2003 10:29 AM

I have a friend who works with retarted adults. He says he's always running them around town and going bowling and such. He's such a junkie, it's like the blind leading the blind.
I consider myself lucky that my wife loves Jello. She a sucker for ballads. She likes to motivate herself with Plastic Surgery Disasters.

sadie Feb 15th, 2003 10:34 AM

retarted :lol

slavemason Feb 15th, 2003 10:45 AM

Yeah, wake and bake BAD?! :/

Cybernetico Feb 15th, 2003 02:21 PM

I take it this is one of those "take it and we'll give you a chance to win a trip to the Bahamas" things, otherwise you can not read the res of this post;

Name- Andrew P.
Age- 14.22983214875
job- Nothing (like a real american!)
where you at?- Connecticut (USA)
why did you start posting- Because this site owns
how long have you been on the board- A day....
hobbies- Photoshop, Flash (MX), computers in general
fav. music/band- Andrew W.K. / System of a Down
fav. book- Speak
fav. movie- I don't feel like thinking....
Who do you hate the most on this board- The person currently reading this line
what is that smell-My cologne, oh you mean the bad smell?, yeah, that's me cologne too

GnrySgtHartman Feb 15th, 2003 05:16 PM

Your supposed to be 15 or older to join this board.

Malevolent Feb 15th, 2003 06:03 PM

I wish Burdock would get the retarded persons she works with to start posting here. They would certainly be an improvement over the retards we have now.

PREP~*~*~* Feb 15th, 2003 07:38 PM

Name- Megan~ :)
Age- 15
job- Student
where you at?- n/a
why did you start posting- i don't know...no reason...
how long have you been on the board- not long at all
hobbies- Shopping, sports, school, guys, hanging out with friends and my step-brother whom is like my best guy friend
fav. music/band- don't have a fav. like anything
fav. book- don't have one...
fav. movie- idk
Who do you hate the most on this board- no one yet...but i really can't "hate" anyone on the internet...
what is that smell-....you

CaptainBubba Feb 15th, 2003 08:07 PM

I posted something here originally. Now I see that It was stupid. I was rash in my decision to post it and I "take it back". I apologize for wasting space. scroll down and disregard the contents of this post.

Agent Burdock Feb 16th, 2003 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slavemason
I consider myself lucky that my wife loves Jello. She a sucker for ballads. She likes to motivate herself with Plastic Surgery Disasters.

I too motivate myself with that CD; specifically the song "Moon Over Marin". Sounds like you have a pretty cool wife.

Carni if only my people could read and write! It would be like the days of Habib.[/i]

Rev. Danno Feb 17th, 2003 05:02 PM

KUPLAH!

Cybernetico Feb 18th, 2003 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GnrySgtHartman
Your supposed to be 15 or older to join this board.

OMG cover yer' eyes and run for the hills kiddies, before we soil your youthful innocence.

I can take it, calm down :/

DiRt GuY Feb 18th, 2003 03:46 AM

Name- Christopher

Age-21

job-Meat&Cheese mechanic

where you at?-Sunny Las Vegas, NV

why did you start posting-It was competitive.

how long have you been on the board-May 2001

hobbies-Not cutting my hair, gambling, drinking, and being a loser.

fav. music/band-DK, jazz, and other noise.

fav. book-Do newspapers count?

fav. movie-See my dvd profiler. Ok, I'm not really that gay.....anything Kubrick.

Who do you hate the most on this board- People that I don't know who they are.

what is that smell-Why must there always be one random lame-ass question that's added to surveys just to generate random lame-ass answers?

Les Waste Feb 18th, 2003 03:24 PM

PREP~*~*~* has got to be a character >:

And if PREP~*~*~* isn't a character, than I want first boinks. I get to do her in the butt.

>:

whoreable Feb 18th, 2003 03:56 PM

I claim sloppy seconds :)
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HOT BOX VAPORIZERS

Irwin M. Fletcher Feb 18th, 2003 04:41 PM

Re: Hey Kids...Let's all get to know each other...
 
Name: Andrew
Age: 26
Job: "Interactive Art Director".
Where you at? Speak to me in proper English and maybe I'll answer you.
Why did you start posting: Why do you care?
How long have you been on the board: A few minutes.
Hobbies: Hating life.
Fav. music/band: Metal/Cynic.
Fav. book: I don't care.
Fav. movie: "High Strung".
Who do you hate the most on this board: Most everyone.
What is that smell: Look between your legs.

KevinTheOmnivore Feb 18th, 2003 04:46 PM

I don't think Aversion knows how to read. :(

He's too BADASS. :lol

slavemason Feb 18th, 2003 05:08 PM

Yo Line, where you be stayin at? Damn!

Skulhedface Feb 19th, 2003 08:30 PM

Yea, so is it my turn yet? I suppose it woulda been earlier if I hadn't waited until today to join the message board.

Name: Danny

Age: Fresh and Legal

Job: Dirt Merchant

where you at?: Lafayette, LA... voted #1 Party Town in the USA by Playboy Magazine... of course, this was the 1970s...

why did you start posting?: Because the man that lives in the television told me so, or he would swallow my soul.

how long have you been on the board?: >looks at watch< 20 minutes?

hobbies: playing guitar, video games, going out (but having to get someone called a 'designated driver' to cart my ass back), world domination, elective brain surgery

fav. music/ band: Pantera, Down, Sepultura, Cradle of Filth, Corrosion of Conformity, GWAR, Nine Inch Nails

fav. book: "Napalm and Silly Putty" ~ George Carlin

fav. movie: "Bridget the Midget Does Dallas" (uh huh)

what do you hate most on this board?: myself

what is that smell?: Sorry, I left that baby in the oven too long. Mmm, crunchy!

whoreable Feb 19th, 2003 08:36 PM

I just got that GWAR dvd. good times.
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MARY JANE DISPENSARY SACRAMENTO

Vomit Feb 19th, 2003 10:04 PM

Re: Hey Kids...Let's all get to know each other...
 
Name- Vomit
Age- ASL?
job- LOL
where you at?- BETWEEN THE A AND THE T, FAGGOT.
why did you start posting- PRO-LIFE
how long have you been on the board- STFU, NEWBIE.
hobbies-ROTF
fav. music/band-LMAO
fav. book-LOL
fav. movie-OMG!
Who do you hate the most on this board- Myself
what is that smell- NO WAY!

jailbaitmonger Feb 19th, 2003 10:57 PM

Re: Hey Kids...Let's all get to know each other...
 
Name- Jailbaitmonger
Age- 42
job- I hurt my back on the job and Larry H. Parker got me 2.1 million.
where you at?- In the front, in the back, killer bees on attack.
why did you start posting- I felt like it.
how long have you been on the board- Math makes my brain hurt.
hobbies- I like pie. Is that a hobby?
fav. music/band- The Who
fav. book- Sears catalogue.
fav. movie- Bring It On
Who do you hate the most on this board- Hate is a product of fear. I'm not afraid anymore.
what is that smell- I farted.

GarishBitch Feb 20th, 2003 10:15 AM

ooh, i just love these "gettin' to know you" topics...heck, i'll fill out your form for whatever it's worth.

Name- The Garish Bitch
Age- 26
job- Advertising Executive (Director of Brand Development)
where you at?- Northeastern Pennsylvania
why did you start posting- To kill the time between projects at work
how long have you been on the board- About a year now
fav. music/band- Kruder & Dorfmeister, Portishead,
fav. book- The Happy Hooker
fav. movie- The Idiots
Who do you hate the most on this board- Hate is such a strong word, I think everyone is just peachy!
what is that smell-Pretentiousness

Rev. Danno Feb 20th, 2003 06:48 PM

I started this post to get to know poeple, I have to say I now know that I hate a whole lot of you.
Off my meds. Finnished off a bottle of Bushmills, gonna chase kids on my bike, for me it's friday night...

Les Waste Feb 20th, 2003 06:53 PM

Re: Hey Kids...Let's all get to know each other...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jailbaitmonger
where you at?- In the front, in the back, killer bees on attack.

I like you :)

I bet nobody else on this board gets that reference :(

jailbaitmonger Feb 20th, 2003 08:12 PM

Sucks for them.

More 40z for us.


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