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Name- my middle name is xandor
Age- 16 job- student where you at?- Colorado why did you start posting- bordem how long have you been on the board- not long enough hobbies- hockey fav. music/band- ELO, Kraftwerk, Offspring, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Yello, Slipknot, ICP fav. book- Armor fav. movie- Evil Dead 2 Who do you hate the most on this board- Jamesman what is that smell- dunno |
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Happy to see you too, FS :)
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21 pages later and still no one knows what that smell is? >:
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ooh that smell...can'tcha smell that smell...
::stops inhaling from the saxong, and plays a tune::
<.<...>.> oh... uhm... that...is...nothing...yes, nothing... i am just practicing the...uhm...saxophone... ::waits 'til everyone leaves and starts smoking up again:: :hypno |
doom metal? :lol
DOOM |
Kitty of Doom is from Pittsburgh? Huzzah!
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Name- Forrest (But my nickname is Biggy or fat or lunch box or Big McLargehuge
Age- 18 job- student where you at?- AZ why did you start posting- I link from somewhere to the Castlevania priest battle how long have you been on the board- look to the left hobbies- writing, reading, fishing, and other stuff fav. music/band- TOOL!!!!!!!!!! fav. book- Right now ummmmmm More than Human fav. movie- Leon: The Professional Who do you hate the most on this board- Me what is that smell- Alright for christ sakes it's me |
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Never been to Kennywood?! :eek
::screams like Donald Sutherland at the end of 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers':: |
OMG, YOU'RE A GIRL THAT LIKES GAMES AND LIVES CLOSE TO US? LET US HAVE FANTASIZE ABOUT HAVING SESSEX WITH YOU!
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Name ~ Lony
Age ~ nearly 16 job ~ school :( where you at ~ too small to know... why did you start posting ~ it's boring here how long... ~ look on the left ;) hobbies ~ eating, bolleyball,chatting, posting.... fav. music/band ~ Metal/Blind Guardian fav. book: you wouldn't even understand the title I think... fav. movie: don't know how it's called originally who do you hate... ~ don't know anyone here... what is that smell ~ *sniff* I think it's Pizza ^^ |
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Wiffles 2.0. :( |
Insider? :/
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Welcome back, Xandor. Nice to know that all this time you've been away, I've been invading your thoughts.
I see "let it go" is not in your dictionary. By the way, rather than deal with you and your alter-ego boy wonder, Sketch, all over again, I'll just laugh at the following: fav. music/band- ELO, Kraftwerk, Offspring, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Yello, Slipknot, ICP |
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I want to shoot a gun at you and make you die :lol
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Name:Maggie
Age : Not telling :/ job : school where you at : Aztec NM why did you start posting : I like the site how long : You can see hobbies : anime, sprite editing, TV fav. music/band : whatever's good fav. book: Ehh... Harry Potter as of now fav. movie: Dogma who do you hate: ...no one yet... what is that smell : ~/*potpourri*\~ |
I like puppies and kitties. They taste very good. What no one else likes asian food?
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Name: George
Age : 16 job : none where you at : Tempe, Arizona why did you start posting : This board is the bees knees how long : since yesterday hobbies : Watching porn fav. music/band : Grindcore/Changes often fav. book: The ones with pictures in them fav. movie: the 5 Deadly venoms who do you hate: www.stopsatan.org what is that smell : my hair |
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I decided my first post would be in a pointless thread so here it goes
Name- Victor Age- 20 job- Student where you at?- San Jose, Costa Rica (NOT Puerto Rico Dammit) why did you start posting- Im waiting for my Something Awful forums account how long have you been on the board- about 5 minutes hobbies- futbol (soccer for all the gringo infidels) fav. music/band- it varies, right now its AFI, Atreyu and Shai Hulud fav. book- All of the Dune series fav. movie- Robin Hood: Men In Tights Who do you hate the most on this board- Chojin what is that smell- pork |
You know, I haven't posted here yet.
Name- Malcolm Age- Peak of Adolescense job- many where you at?- Burbs of Chicago why did you start posting- fuck, too long ago to remember, i think it had something to do with metal how long have you been on the board- couple months to a year hobbies- photography, diving, smoking fav. music/band- moe., phish, galactic, bela fleck and the flecktones, blind gaurdian, ozzy, iron maiden fav. book- Fight Club, Johnny got his Gun fav. movie- The Big Lebowski Who do you hate the most on this board-i dunno what is that smell- yes |
OMG LOL ARE YOU IN THE MIDDLE??? :eek
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LOL THE MIDDLE! :lol
I GET JOKES TOO :picklehat |
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Wow, that never stops being funny, its amazing. I LOVE YOU GUYS! :lol |
WHY YES, I AM FREE, THANKS FORE ASKING >:>:>:
-willie |
Name- Jimbo Miguel Shea
Age- 18 ½ job- Cashier....at Blockbuster *GASP* you all get late fees, mwuhahahahahahahahhaha *cough* where you at?- Elms-fuckin-ford, NY why did you start posting- i'm a regular at the movie/music review section, so i thought i'd give the forum a look at. how long have you been on the board- shit, only just today. hobbies- pondering what i'll do today fav. music/band- heavy stuff ranging from Van Halen to Full Blown Chaos fav. book- maybe I got a short attention span, but I don't read books that much fav. movie- Full Metal Jacket Who do you hate the most on this board- those who think they're friggin' smart cause they're being sarcastic. what is that smell- BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD |
Name-Nadia
Age-21 Job-Dealing with crazy people Where you at- Toronto Ontario Canada Why did you start posting- I love to mock (mock mock mock) How long have you been on the board-I registered yesterday Hobbies- Writing, playing bass, mocking stupid people (mock mock mock) Fav Band/music-I like Clasical, and metal (esp black metal) Fav book-Exquisite Corpse by Poppy Z Brite. It will disgust you and turn you on at the same time |
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Those 24 posts still kick the shit out of yours. >:
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WHY IN FUCK'S NAME ARE YOU STILL POSTING? >:
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YOU NEED WRITERS :lol
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Aw snap. :(
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Name - Jeff
Age - 18 job - pizza architect where you at? - SW of Chicago why did you start posting - this site is hilarious how long have you been on the board - a few months hobbies- videogames, computers, disc-golf, environmental science fav. music/band - diverse... anything from Skinny Puppy to String Cheese Incident fav. book- One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest fav. movie- Kingpin Who do you hate the most on this board- that one dude what is that smell- something grotesque |
What town, Jeff, if that is your real name?
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esuohlim is teh cool :(
aeQea is a dirty beaner that nobody likes |
Werd, liquid.
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name : Poxpower
age: 18 job: pretending drawing PickleMan is a summer job location: Quebec ( canada, and it's a PROVINCE not a state) why did you start posting: Well, I gotta get in touch with you guys somehow how long you been here: about 2 months hobbies: drawing, playing games, use to bike.. I should get back on that fav stuff: who gives an airborn defecation what do you hate the most on this board: don't know yet.... I'll decide later... what is that smell? : one week ago |
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You dont have to quote people right above you. :)
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AND I SEE LIQUIDSTATIK AND AEQEA AND RONGI AND POXPOWER AND THE RETRO KAT AND SPASMOLYTIC AND ESUOHLIM AND PROFESSOR COOL. . .
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aeQea sucks >:
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Name- slain
Age- 19 job- uhh where you at?- detroit why did you start posting- dunno how long have you been on the board- few months hobbies- porn :) fav. music/band- dunno fav. book- lotr all 3 fav. movie- ? Who do you hate the most on this board- 187 >: what is that smell-? |
You're from Detroit? You must know Kid Rock! He's HARD CORE! Tell him I said hi, ok?
baw wit da baw ba dang ba dang boogie said up chuck da boogie :lol |
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If you actually live in Detriot, then you shouldn't be able to afford the Internet. :rolleyes
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I resent that. I'm from Detroit. Well, Metro-Detroit.
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Metro-Detroit doesn't count, because that's where I live and I can afford 9 Internets. :rolleyes
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Greetings my name is Alpha Nerd.
Just thought I would make my first post be on here. Name-Alpha Nerd Age-I do not feel like shareing that right now job-student where you at?-Washington State why did you start posting-I saw a link on a local band site board how long have you been on the board-First posting hobbies-D&D, CoC, and Comic books fav. music/band-the Pixies fav. book-Preacher: Hell comes-a-walkin' or Anything H.P. Lovecraft fav. movie-Episode V: ESB Who do you hate the most on this board-I don't know anyone yet. what is that smell-Wet Wookie? |
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You like Coc, faggot.
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westland, wayne, romulus, and inkster residents. michigan trash, they be! >: |
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Spooky, I couldn't agree more.
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My condolences :lol
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Name- Roger
Age- 21 job- Student and nosepicker where you at?- Same country as Swedish Chef why did you start posting- I was bored ;) how long have you been on the board- Lurking for some months hobbies- Music, Friends, Videogames, building statues of thoose things you find in your ears fav. music/band- To many to mention fav. book- Tolkien of course (but that's perhaps not a book) fav. movies- Gladiator, American History X, LotR, Shawshank Redemption Who do you hate the most on this board- Don't hate, don't despise :) what is that smell- Your moma |
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Name- Jade
Age- little girl :( job- nothing where you at?- near houston why did you start posting- i read visionary darkness for 3 (?) years before i realized it was a branch off of some other site (i-mockery!) so then i wanted to talk to the funny people etc. how long have you been on the board- since now hobbies- OCD fav. music/band- kathleen hanna's everything, portishead fav. book- sybil fav. movie- too many Who do you hate the most on this board- i suppose i don't know that yet what is that smell- no |
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Name- Pantaliamon
Age- 16 job- lazy bastard where you at?- Toronto why did you start posting- Just decided I needed more forums to post on. how long have you been on the board- 2 days. hobbies- Video games, music, Warhammer 40,000. fav. music/band- heavy metal (genre) / Queen (band) fav. book- His Dark Materials fav. movie- Transformers: The Movie Who do you dislike the most on this board- Nobody what is that smell- Your momma *g* |
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Hahahahaha, faggot. Seriously, though.
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Hahahahaha, retard. Seriously, though.
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Faggot?
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Homophobic?
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Are you kidding me, I love the gays.
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hey guys...this is my first post. i'm brand new to i-mockery.
Name- Aurora Age- legal drinking age ;) job- waitress at a catering company where you at?- m-town. why did you start posting- today! how long have you been on the board- since today! hobbies- music. computers. cars. piercings and tattoos. fav. music/band- faith no more and the ramones. fav. book- too many to list. fav. movie- donnie darko. Who do you hate the most on this board- nothing yet. what is that smell- nag champa incense. |
m-town? where the fuck is m-town?
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Hey look, there's a newbie thread! I just found it! Woohoo! Let's fill out this cute little form now so I can neatly package my life into a few short answers.
Name - Perndog Age - not old enough Job - musician Where you at? - Minneapolis Why did you start posting - the devil made me do it. How long have you been on the board - long enough to get in a couple of fights already Hobbies - guitar, composing, books, and Paranoia Fav. music/band - Guns N' Roses, among a hundred others Fav. book - currently, Fight Club Fav. movie - Mallrats Who do you hate the most on this board - Retro Kat. Definitely. What a faggot. He loves the Coc. What is that smell - That's the regulars who have been sitting in this newbie thread for so long they've gone rancid. :melt |
Name: Xenia
Age: Thirt....oops...lets not go there! Job: Kindergarten Teacher Where you at?: California Why did you start posting?: Lurking was just too boring! How long have you been on the board?: Alias March 03/Ego July 03 Hobbies: Books, Video games, Music, I-Mockery message board Fav. music/band: Tool, Deftones, Radiohead, Filter...... Fav. book: Tom Robbins "Jitterbug Perfume" Fav. movie: BladeRunner, Donnie Darko... Who do you hate the most on this board?: Hate?!? I am all about :love baby! What is that smell?: I think it might be bushes burning in that white house over there.... |
Hey perndog, way to use the fuck out of my Coc joke. Coc sucker.
Although mad props on the Fight Club book. Chuck Palahniuk kicks ass. I'd also recommend Invisible Monsters and Lullabye. Faggot? I :love Rongi's new avatar |
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