FROM BACK WHEN WE WERE ALL BASTARDS.

Samjew is the bastard that I had with that asshole back from bastard ad.

BABY SAMJEW THE PENGUIN EATER IS MY BASTARD DAUGHTER CAUSED BY ME JERKING OFF INTO A ORANGE PORTAL AND THE BLUE PORTAL WAS BILL'S DICK HOLE AND IT GOT IN HIS WOMAN.

My dick is like the level 8 warp zone.

Me?
 

Name- Sam

Age-26

job-Pharmacy Technician

where are you at?-Massachusetts

how did you find out about this site?-i really dont remember

what's your favorite thing about the site?-movie mockery

why did you start posting-trying to get in on the secret santa thing (shameless i know)

Level of Educ.-some level of college

hobbies-computer programming, bass guitar, trying to start up woodturning

fav. music/band-probably skillet, paramore that typa music

fav. book-tom clancy

fav. movie-scott pilgrim vs the world

Fav. Video Game-any zelda game i've played pretty much

fav. food-ummm shepherds pie

In high school you were voted most likely to...-not be known

Is there anything else we should all know about you?-nerp

SRY PAL IM PRETTY SURE THERES SOME KIND OF RULE OR SOME SHIT ABOUT YOU HAVE TO BE KNOWN ON THE MESSAGEBOARD AND YOU WERE VOTED MOST LIKELY TO NOT BE KNOWN

PLUS We ALREADY HAVE SAMS

WE GOT SO MANY SAMS

i also go by sweaves if thats better haha (long story)

we have a few sweaves, too

sammysweaver2 is available though

He looks like a steve.

SAMTHESEED

NO MORE SAMS.

Quit taking Sam's name in vein, lest Samthegayfurry returns

Bring back the samplow.

Name-unedit
Age-27
job-unemployed
where are you at?-home
how did you find out about this site?-browsing for thundercats porn
what's your favorite thing about the site?-it's a goof off
why did you start posting-long story
Level of Educ.-none
hobbies-
fav. music/band-Metal and Classic rock
fav. book-anything involve with death
fav. movie-mostly horror films such as Texas Chainsaw Massacre,Saw series,Don't be afraid of the Dark.
Fav. Video Game-Zelda Ocarina in Time,Perfect Dark And Gran Turismo 3
fav. food-I'm trying to cut in on food but it's still spaghetti
In high school you were voted most likely to...-I committed an assault back in high school -no comment-
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-I love the Paranormal world.I truly believe that If your suffering in life your spirit will stay here.

Shouldn't that be a 17

Nah no 17 year old would even know what Perfect Dark is

one more time plz i didnt hear you

That fucking gun that shot through walls. My friend would get it every time.

i liked that briefcase gun that you could put down as turret. i should play PD again, i dont remember what the fuck it was about i just remember getting disappointed with the alien
bullshit.

It would be worth playing through again if you could mod Paul Lynde's voice as the aliens voice.

As well as have Joanna Dark nude.

Name- Andy
Age- 24
job- Deli Manager
where are you at?- Somewhere English is spoken.
how did you find out about this site?- Been coming to it for a long time to read The Greatest Horror Movie Moments (shame there has been less and less as time goes) but have learned to love the enthusiasm the community has for Halloween.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Hands down the Halloween candy guide.
why did you start posting- To spread enthusiasm for a special holiday.
Level of Educ.- High school diploma and basics in college.
hobbies- Playing video games, watching movies, and eating.
fav. music/band- I love to many to pick a favorite.
fav. book- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
fav. movie- The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.
Fav. Video Game- Red Dead Redemption.
fav. food- Fried salmon patties.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Nothing because I was a nerd nobody payed any attention to.
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- No, but I will say that over the years this site has become part of my October ritual and I look forward to seeing what Halloween of 2012 has in store for us all.

We need a Willie. I miss him.

I thought there was another nother sam when I carne in here.