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kahljorn you have me worried. I'm still waiting for my two college kid's money to come in. I just got a notice yesterday that fafsa made corrections to their applications, but they did not say what corrections were made? Kids still do not have the money in the school accounts and I had to pay a partial tuition fee ( 1/3) for each, so they were not dropped from their spring classes.
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COLLEGE IS A SCAM ANYWAY
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you should be fine. i only got fucked over cause I'm almost done with college.
also get bog |
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i want to make the sleep times, but i have to wait for the ups man to drop of my mum's kindle
arargarghrghagrhghgrgarhagrahh |
Oh hey that's a nice First World Problems meme FZ :rolleyes
BANNED |
i hate the word meme
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I always pronounced it "mehm" because that's how you say it in french (spelled like même though). When I learned it was pronounced "meem" I was like that's the gayest thing i ever heard
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I totally read the Jungle Book today while I was sick. Pretty screwed up book, son.
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I PRONOUNCE IT LIKE THIS "STUPID INTERNET SHIT"
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it's the only language sam knows
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IT'S ALSO MY NICKNAME FOR FATHOM ZERO
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I CAN'T REPEAT MY NICKNAME FOR SAMSKY
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I tripped on mushrooms a few weeks ago.
It was fun |
:drugs
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Sup milhouse
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RONGI I AM GLAD YOU ARE BACK FROM YOUR DRUG TRIPS.
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rongi did you make spacelights
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Did you make some awesome music like that really awesome band Ween
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OR THAT REAL COOL FRANK ZAPPA GUY
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fanrk zippos SAM DID YOU GET YOUR FREE FUCKING BURGER >:
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you tripped over someones dick :O
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thats ok it happens to me too cause my dick is hella long
its like having a shoelace untied all the time |
I use my extra long dick to fuck hookers and then strangle them afterward
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im too worried about my dick losing its elasticity to do that
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at least they die doing what they love though
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Saw that movie, it was boring
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WAS IT A HORROR FILM CALLED "DICK NOOSE"?
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how can you not like the movie dick noose
a movie about dirty dancing that gets dangerous |
hey theres some kind of gay mexican ad that pops up on my screen all obnoxious like
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Naw, it was an actual horror film, in real life, called "Soul Vengeance"
boring as hell. I'm not sure how that's possible in a film about a man using his giant mutant penis to strangle people, but it was |
if my soul got vengeance i guess it would uninteresting;y strangle people to death with its penis too
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Hey kahl how bout i trip my penis across your face
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rpngi goes hard, son
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Is that a picture of the guy that mugged you?
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it's a picture of my dick
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OK SO I KEEP GETTING THESE ADS thAT ARE "POWERED BY VIZU" AND tHEY Are ANNOYING POPUPS.
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powered by deez nutz
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is more like it
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POWERED BY GIVEFORCEPOWERS
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I went secret santa shopping last night and the attractive sales girl was like what is this gift for? I was like "I run the secret santa event on I-Mockery.." She was all like "Oohh, I'll write that down and check you out." Then she did, she's probably reading this right now.
Sup. |
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Next time you gotta say "I run the secret santa event on I-Mockery, the place where strapping young Milhouse backwards posts "
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CUT MY LIFE IN TO PIECES
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i have like 100 dollars to my name right now. it is time to quit smoking cigarettes
tomorrow i'm going to a fancy bar with punk rock girl we're gonna get drunk and have sex later hope you guys have fun making a cat man in skyrim or WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU guys do on friday nights :hat FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME |
ps my roommate listens to garbage music hence all the references to garbage music
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okay have fun being a douche
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am not
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my character in skyrim is a cat man :(
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oh :(
why do you even need punkrock chick then |
because she is pretty much every masturbation fantasy i've had since i was 15, but a real person
the cat man is pretty sweet though, he fights with his bare hands :O i was really high when i designed him, i tried to make him look like MJ's catmonster thing from thriller |
MY CAT MAN WILL FUCK YOU UP RONGI.
FUCK YOU UP AND STEAL YOUR WOMAN. |
jeez did we all make cat mans :-[
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i made slutty girls :(
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i have 3 papers due tomorrow
i have started exactly none of them i am so fucked |
FAMOUS RAPIST
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but you get to have sex with a girl, though
that makes it all worth while |
i have a supernatural talent for paper writing. my midterm paper was written at 2 in the morning the night before it was due while i was on amphetamines and caffeine. the combination put me in the hospital at 7:30, got out at 9 and handed it in at 10
i got an A on it |
That tells a lot about the faculty.
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or about how awesome i am, seeing as how i got a higher grade than most people in that class
quit being a hater, fz |
quit being a lame not-paper doing gdi
j/k ilu bby |
you just need a pick-me-up |
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I knew a PETA member once
He stank like shit and would never comb his hair Also I hated him |
Haiku score 13/100 let's try to get the right number of syllables next time
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hi milhouse
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REGARDING MIRRORS
DUAL HEATED POWERED OUTSIDE IS MY PREFERENCE |
If there are any attractive ladies reading this; I'm probably the best catch on here. Exotic and all.
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? BLEED ON THEM? AND THEN PUT THEM IN A SPOILER TAG?
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I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE PLAYING AS MY SKYRIM CAT MAN ANYMORE. IT FEELS LIKE PETAS REVENGE: SNEAKY CAT HEAD AXE SPLAT: THE GAME.
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:ibapery :0 |
some kid was selling fruit for a fundraiser or something and my girlfriend bought some not realizing the amount of fruit it was and now we have like 50 tangelos.
hasppy birthdayto me in a few days!!!!!!!citrus!!! |
Oh fuck, SELLING FRUIT. Steal it from people's yards and turn it around for profit. Wait 'til the Eating Healthy and Being Poor thread hears about this
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man, i'm just down coz of the paper chase, man
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if i had fruit trees i would never eat anything except fruit and then i would die but it would be a happy death
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"I was born a poor farmer in rural India in 1936. Today I rely on and edit Wikipedia."
"When I purchased my first computer in 2005, just using the mouse was difficult because my hands shake. But by 2009 I had discovered Wikipedia!" What the fuck, when is this shit going to be over |
Am I the only one here who doesn't really like fruit? Maybe bananas and grapes I guess. I like vegetables, son.
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PINEAPPLES IS THE BOMB.
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FLAVORS UP THE JIZZ FOR THE LADIES
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HERE IS A HAIKU
I HAVE ADD, YOU KNOW SO I MIGHT STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING |
i dated a girl who didn't like fruit
A FREAK |
a guy on my facebook is this crazy paleo diet fgt and now he's going on about fluoride
anyone have a link to a choice coolinator thread i could post |
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"things were never easy for me, i was born a poor black child"
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why are you guys talking about fruit everywhere
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FOR THE LADIES
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fruit good what else is there to say !!
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Wait, you can rely on Wikipedia as a job? It somehow provides income?
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i'm digging giorgio moroder week
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NOT EVEN CLOSE.
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what about when we found how that sam isnt even sam's real name, and he gets a free cheeseburger and we dont?
fuck that. |
I AM STILL PISSED
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