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Babs Apr 25th, 2012 07:57 PM

In true 50 style

Fathom Zero Apr 25th, 2012 08:56 PM

I imagine Tadao dressed up as the Child Catcher when he says that

Babs Apr 25th, 2012 09:04 PM

I imagine him in black face lip syncig to 50 cents candy shop.

LordSappington Apr 26th, 2012 02:47 AM

Well, I'm going to be under the knife/whatever cuts skulls open in about seven hours! Wish me luck, or at least no TOO many ill-intentions!

Tadao Apr 26th, 2012 03:19 AM

Lobotomy?

LordSappington Apr 26th, 2012 03:28 AM

Probably a good idea, but nerve resection. They're gonna cut a half-dollar size piece of my skull out, move my brain to expose the brain stem, and sever my left balance nerve. Then they'll staple my piece of skull back in, staple my scalp all together, and leave me drooling in the ICU overnight and a few more in the regular ward. Should be fun; I'm hoping for a morphine pump

Tadao Apr 26th, 2012 03:29 AM

Why? Are you clumsy or some shit?

LordSappington Apr 26th, 2012 03:34 AM

Pretty much, yeah. I have Meniere's, and my left balance system is fucked up somehow, leaving me to get vertigo problems and generally stumble around like a dumbass on a good day, so we're just gonna cut the nerve ending and I'll re-learn how to walk with just one balance center.

Big McLargehuge Apr 26th, 2012 03:55 AM

I hope you don't lose any cerebrospinal fluid, it causes the worst headaches in the world.

Chojin Apr 26th, 2012 03:58 AM

i remember when normal adults posted here

Chojin Apr 26th, 2012 03:59 AM

they talked about fishing trips and shit

Chojin Apr 26th, 2012 04:03 AM

so i've been listening to the whole St. Anger album over and over the past few days

i can't explain it. i don't think it's good, but i like to hear it?

Big McLargehuge Apr 26th, 2012 04:16 AM

I am going on a fishing trip soon. I could google it to find out, but whatever St. Anger is, it sounds pretty awful.

Esuohlim Apr 26th, 2012 04:32 AM

Is that like when St. Vincent is going through St. PMS

Zomboid Apr 26th, 2012 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 758281)
i remember when normal adults posted here

Fucking really. I'm not sure when 80% of the normal people left and all that remained were people who wanted to talk about their issues, but man is it ever a drag.

Maybe I've just been here too long.

Zhukov Apr 26th, 2012 07:04 AM

Do you want to know what my issue is? People that put question marks at the end of statements.

Honestly.

Aaarg Apr 26th, 2012 09:28 AM

normal adults listen to metallica

King Hadas Apr 26th, 2012 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 758282)
they talked about fishing trips and shit

No wonder we don't see them anymore. When old people start talking about 'going fishing' in reality what they mean is they've become a burden to their families and are planning to drown themselves in the river.

All Hail Duke Apr 26th, 2012 10:48 AM

:lol

Kitsa Apr 26th, 2012 02:59 PM

I'm not going on any fishing trips. I am up to my ears in protein and carcinogen charts and I think I'm going to be like a Howard Hughes level of paranoid by the end of this course.

ThrashO Apr 26th, 2012 04:34 PM

if you replace the . with an r you get stranger

Babs Apr 27th, 2012 12:35 AM

Fuck fish

Big McLargehuge Apr 27th, 2012 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 758292)
normal adults listen to metallica

Normal adults got over Metallica by 14.

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2012 01:42 AM

Normal adults love Harry Potter

Sam Apr 27th, 2012 01:43 AM

NORMAL ADULTS SHUT UP.


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