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In true 50 style
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I imagine Tadao dressed up as the Child Catcher when he says that
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I imagine him in black face lip syncig to 50 cents candy shop.
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Well, I'm going to be under the knife/whatever cuts skulls open in about seven hours! Wish me luck, or at least no TOO many ill-intentions!
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Lobotomy?
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Probably a good idea, but nerve resection. They're gonna cut a half-dollar size piece of my skull out, move my brain to expose the brain stem, and sever my left balance nerve. Then they'll staple my piece of skull back in, staple my scalp all together, and leave me drooling in the ICU overnight and a few more in the regular ward. Should be fun; I'm hoping for a morphine pump
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Why? Are you clumsy or some shit?
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Pretty much, yeah. I have Meniere's, and my left balance system is fucked up somehow, leaving me to get vertigo problems and generally stumble around like a dumbass on a good day, so we're just gonna cut the nerve ending and I'll re-learn how to walk with just one balance center.
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I hope you don't lose any cerebrospinal fluid, it causes the worst headaches in the world.
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i remember when normal adults posted here
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they talked about fishing trips and shit
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so i've been listening to the whole St. Anger album over and over the past few days
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I am going on a fishing trip soon. I could google it to find out, but whatever St. Anger is, it sounds pretty awful.
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Is that like when St. Vincent is going through St. PMS
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Do you want to know what my issue is? People that put question marks at the end of statements.
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normal adults listen to metallica
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I'm not going on any fishing trips. I am up to my ears in protein and carcinogen charts and I think I'm going to be like a Howard Hughes level of paranoid by the end of this course.
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if you replace the . with an r you get stranger
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Fuck fish
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Normal adults love Harry Potter
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NORMAL ADULTS SHUT UP.
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