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Extreme Jesus Fucker Sep 20th, 2005 09:27 PM

JESUS SAYS NO FUCKING!!
 
JESUS SAYS IF A MAN AND MAN/GIRL ARE TO PLAY WITH SOCKETS WE WILL ARE TO DIE!!!! JESUS AND DOMO-KUN AND ME ARE ONLY FUCKERS IN HEAVEN!!!!

xbxDaniel Sep 20th, 2005 09:28 PM

Soooo you only fuck Domo-kun and Jesus in heaven. I'm assuming you're the woman in the relationship.

Extreme Jesus Fucker Sep 20th, 2005 09:30 PM

WE'RE JESUS AND ME ARE MEN AND DOMO-KUN THING!!! WE FUCK TENDER ASS

xbxDaniel Sep 20th, 2005 09:31 PM

Yours? I wouldn't brag about a tender ass. That's just me though.

Extreme Jesus Fucker Sep 20th, 2005 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
Yours? I wouldn't brag about a tender ass. That's just me though.

MY ASS NO TENDER!!! IT BLEEDS WITH HOLY JESUS PENSI

xbxDaniel Sep 20th, 2005 09:36 PM

Pensi. Is that like Tai chi?

Extreme Jesus Fucker Sep 20th, 2005 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
Pensi. Is that like Tai chi?

IT'S JESUS'S MIGHTY PENIS' NAMES

Gurlugon Sep 20th, 2005 10:15 PM

Shut up, fag

CaptainBubba Sep 20th, 2005 11:38 PM

THIS JESUS FELLA REALLY SEEMS TO BE DOWN WITH THE REBELIOUS AND WILD HUMOR VIBE THAT FILLS THIS FORUM WITH OH SO MUCH ROWDINESS.

ArrowX Sep 21st, 2005 12:40 AM

What If jesus fucks me in the ass do I go to heaven then?

HEY AOA YOUR NOT GONNA BELEIVE THIS!

Shyandquietguy Sep 21st, 2005 05:16 AM

I somewhat have a thought as to where this faggot came from. Anyways, a funny visual about this guy, he would be pounded by a bull while drinking a cup filled with STDs for a month straight if it weren't for his moral barriers

Dole Sep 21st, 2005 08:45 AM

mundane jesus fucker

Dr. Boogie Sep 21st, 2005 11:16 AM

Banned Jesus Fucker.

HickMan Sep 21st, 2005 04:56 PM

awww shucks

Womti Dec 5th, 2005 06:42 PM

there is no god ^_^ i stopped worrying about him when i was 12.

Rosenstern Dec 5th, 2005 06:48 PM

This thread died a dishonorable death many months ago, womti. Please never bump up a thread like that ever again. :explode

The Retro Kat Dec 5th, 2005 06:56 PM

Died a dishonorable death...LIKE JESUS.

Womti Dec 5th, 2005 07:40 PM

im sorry....im new to this blog so i have no way of knowing what has been executed so far.

Skulhedface Dec 7th, 2005 11:11 PM

Now if only Jesus had said "No Posting", this thread would be approximately 55% more fag-free.

Sethomas Dec 8th, 2005 04:28 PM

It makes me sad that there are people who think this is a "blog".

maggiekarp Dec 8th, 2005 11:12 PM

Well, it is Loveline...

Seven Force Dec 9th, 2005 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
It makes me sad that there are people who think this is a "blog".

Is it worse than that idiot who called individual threads "forums"? I thought that was pretty stupid.

Sethomas Dec 9th, 2005 12:20 AM

Yes, because a "forum" is in the message board class, whereas blogging is a totally different phylum.

But yes, stupidity abounds.

Ivan Raged Dec 10th, 2005 10:50 PM

There is only one God......CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!!!!!! may his roundhouse kick be swift and painful to all his followers

Jixby Phillips Dec 11th, 2005 05:05 AM

nman this character sucks

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i'm sucing a dick right now HELP


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