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Mockery Aug 2nd, 2003 11:38 PM

WHITE (er, green) PLASTIC PIG!!!
 
After making about 50 calls in the past week, I finally got through to George... you know, the bastard who has been holding our fucking pig hostage for the past uhhh... what seems like a year. ;) Anyway, he's promised that he will be sending it out on Monday now that his life is back on track (he just got a new job which I'm sure he'll tell you guys about soon cuz he says he'll be back on the boards shortly).

Anyway, just thought I'd give you guys an update and let you know that I will not let this fucking pig story die again. If I have to make 50 phone calls to get somebody to send that thing on its way, by god I will! >:

For the record, Chojin is the next one on the list, so he should be receiving the pig early next week as long as George-O lives up to his promise.

[center:b31ad22a00]:party :party
:lol2 :whitepig :lol2
:party :party[/center:b31ad22a00]
-RoG-

Sethomas Aug 2nd, 2003 11:45 PM

I was abroad when the list was made. Perchance may an addition be made for my sake?

Tropical Aug 3rd, 2003 02:43 AM

Can we have the route list again????
I can't remember when i'm next.

Mockery Aug 3rd, 2003 02:58 AM

FS has the route list and Chojin had that big worldwide mocker map (with Zod in the background).

Anonymous Aug 3rd, 2003 03:24 AM

http://popndeth.chambergates.com/imock/mockmap/

it's a little outdated

The One and Only... Aug 3rd, 2003 05:46 PM

Yep. As a side note, I live in Winchester, VA, so I'm not actually that far from Baltimore. Which is scary. :(

Oh yeah... what the hell is Mockery talking about???

FS Aug 3rd, 2003 07:16 PM

Gawd damn. From here on, I'm making sure I have a solid manner of contacting everyone left on the list before the pig hits them. I think we're nearly a year past the date when I first sent out the actual :whitepig .

As much as I'd like to increase the chances of Pig getting photographed with more exciting things than just somebody's XBox ( ;) ), the whole adventure has been stalled for so many months inbetween, I don't think it's a good idea to squeeze more people in.

VISITED PEOPLE/LOCATIONS SO FAR:

Blackjack (England)
LegoLars (Sweden) (Um, Lars. PICTURES. REMEMBER.)
]{0MBAT (Boca Raton, FL)
Brandogg (Satellite Beach, FL)
McDaniel (Lakeland, FL)
Chris (Valdosta, GA)
Cosmo Electrolux (Athens, AL) (Cosmo, pictures? Any? :( )
-RoG- (Richmond, VA)
Protoclown (Richmond, VA)
Dominosr (Manassas, VA)
George (Port Tobacco, MD)

PEOPLE/LOCATIONS LEFT TO VISIT:

Chojin (Baltimore, MD)
Reply Ninja/Macgruder (Franklin Lakes, NJ)
CLASpinster/theapportioner (Andover, MA)
LenOR (Oneida, NY)
Cecropia (Toronto, ON - Canada) (Haven't heard from her in ages, but I think Chojin still talks to her on AIM)
BulletCatcher (Kittening, PA)
Blackflag (Waterford, PA)
Glowbelly (Cleveland, OH)
FeuerAffe (Bloomington, IN)
AChimp (Winnipeg, MB - Canada)
Ziggy Trix (BLANKY, BLANKETY BLANK BLANK. OK, this is stupid, but out of all the addresses I managed to lose only Ziggy's. Luckily he's started posting again, so if AChimp doesn't have it anymore either, I'm pretty sure Ziggy will.)
ElderGodsmack (El Paso, TX)
Stero-San (Phoenix, AZ) (Um... provided he still isn't in jail by then.)
McClain (San Diego, CA)
AleXtreme (South Gate, CA)
tenno (Green Valley, NV)
Vibecrewangel (Stanford, CA)
Jixby Phillips (Redding, CA)
tropicalheat (Hong Kong)
Death_Blooms (Australia) (He's barely ever online anymore - he lives an exciting life, so if I manage to catch him in time I'll ask him if he's still in.)
Kiara (New Zealand) (I pissed off her online boyfriend after he tried to blackmail one my friends, and I haven't talked to her since, so yeah... um... I'll try to get in touch with her.)
Helm (Greece)
AcjBizar (the Netherlands)
...and back to me.



Yikes, that's a lot of people still to go.

Mockery Aug 3rd, 2003 07:35 PM

I don't even know who some of those people are so you had definitely better check with each of them before the pig gets sent to them. If we lose the pig one more time for many months, that will really really suck. This thing should have ended a long time ago, but due to a few people, it's gone on and on and on...

And yeah, definitely don't add people to the list at this point. We should just wrap up the story as soon as possible.

-RoG-

AChimp Aug 3rd, 2003 08:10 PM

How about you just delete all the people who we have no clue where they are (like the guy who *might* be in jail...) and replace them with new people.

Anyways, I hope that FeuerAffe sends me naked pictures, too. :)

EDIT: I don't have Ziggy's address anymore. I reformatted my HD a few months ago and all the e-mails I had are in the Great Recycle Bin in the sky. :(

Jeanette X Aug 3rd, 2003 08:58 PM

Pardon my ignorance, but what is this about a pig? :confused Is this from something on the site I didn't read or what?

Mockery Aug 3rd, 2003 09:21 PM

http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/WhitePlasticPig

Blackjack Aug 5th, 2003 08:34 AM

Oh what is it with you crazy Americans!

I took the pig on a road trip, out on the town, to a gig AND made him mutate by feeding him bacon, among other things. Did I have him in my possession for more than a week? Hell no. Was the British postal service capable of transporting him to another country? Hell yes.

That is all :posh

AChimp Aug 5th, 2003 12:50 PM


It's a man's life in the Royal Parcel Force. :posh

imported_Hollycaust Aug 5th, 2003 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X
Pardon my ignorance, but what is this about a pig? :confused Is this from something on the site I didn't read or what?

RWQ.

george Aug 5th, 2003 09:59 PM

i am sending this out tommorow, 9am via postal express to chojin.

it was going to be monday, but i unexpectedly had to make a little trip to boston and did not get home until around five oclock today.

sorry for the delay guys, but let it be know that the pig has been exposed to some pretty wicked white trash living and is now a far more jaded and sophisticated pig than when we first met.

AChimp Aug 5th, 2003 11:01 PM

You let WPP watch wrestling, didn't you? >:

george Aug 5th, 2003 11:27 PM

and "filthy talking cocksuckers: part 5"

but that is between me, the pig, and anyone that chooses to expose him to a blacklight.

Mockery Aug 6th, 2003 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by george
i am sending this out tommorow, 9am via postal express to chojin.

Ok good, but once you've sent it out, please make another post here tomorrow confirming that it has indeed been sent. I want to get this thing rolling immediately so we can try getting it to everybody else in the next couple of months and have the piece finally finished.

george Aug 6th, 2003 02:16 AM

will do.

george Aug 6th, 2003 03:06 PM

the pig is on his way to the VD capitol of the world BALTIMORE MARYLAND!!!!!!

my apologies to Fat Satan for delaying this for so long, there was no really good reason for me to have it so long. someday i will give you american style sex as repayment. you wont like it, but youll get it just the same.

whew.

Mockery Aug 6th, 2003 03:26 PM

Thanks George. Glad this thing is finally getting back on track... let's hope nobody else delays it. Now Chojin, do your worst to the pig! Why? Because I won't have to hold it in my hands ever again and I pity not the people who must hold it later on in the future.

:whitepig

LegoLars Aug 6th, 2003 04:18 PM

Oh yea. FS, just you wait.
No hurry. No hurry at all.

(My pics were teh suckiest, so I'm waiting a while longer.)

the_dudefather Aug 6th, 2003 08:21 PM

piggee
 
i wish i could have shown the pig the rolling fields of northern ireland, and molest it in some fashion.

I even live beside some rolling fields. it is a pretty stereotypicial view now that i think of it.

maybe the next thing like this could include me if im very lucky

Command Prompt Aug 7th, 2003 11:14 PM

AChimp - You better let me know when that shit gets here cause I want a picture with it >:

It'll be the biggest thing to hit here since J Lo's Booty


:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

FeuerAffe Aug 9th, 2003 03:54 PM

I've been out of town for the past week or so...it's good to get out of Indiana. Anyway, that's why I'm so late finding this topic and saying that I lost FS's e-mail address when I cleaned out my inbox...and that I'm too lazy to look for it elsewhere. Somebody want to help me out? I will love that person forever. :love See? LOVE.

PS-We'll see Chimp, we'll see... ;)


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