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Uncle Otto Feb 14th, 2003 03:26 PM

Carnivore isn't very tough
 
In fact, if he was a D&D character, he'd have a 4 Strength.
A lack of testosterone and a body-weight of 93 lbs. cannot be compensated for-- certainly not by bragging about eating meat!
Men fight, they whore, they drink; they don't brag about eating steak.

whoreable Feb 14th, 2003 03:28 PM

OR DO THEY??
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Malevolent Feb 14th, 2003 03:39 PM

Fee fi fo fum! I smell the blood of newbie scum. First off, you're lucky to even be acknowledged. Are you trying to gain quick recognition with this piece of dumbassedness? Well, you have it. You are henceforth recognized as a typical, newbie piece of crap with absolutely nothing of value to offer the I-Mockery community.

CaptainBubba Feb 14th, 2003 03:42 PM

Thats exactly how he wanted you to react :rolleyes

slavemason Feb 14th, 2003 03:43 PM

If you were a D&D character, you'd still live with your Mom.

Malevolent Feb 14th, 2003 03:49 PM

MammothClitoris, your chosen user name cries out "ignore me, I'm an idiot."

I choose to listen to that message.

CaptainBubba Feb 14th, 2003 03:51 PM

your lying. :/

FS Feb 14th, 2003 03:53 PM

Your English is poor. :/

slavemason Feb 14th, 2003 03:55 PM

The name may scream "ignore me", but that old geezer in the grocery sack gets me every time.
And before you go tearing me a new asshole, I know you hate me. Welcome aboard! :/

Malevolent Feb 14th, 2003 03:57 PM

Actually, I don't. Not yet, at least.

slavemason Feb 14th, 2003 04:00 PM

Just ask around. It's only a matter of time. Who knows you may be a complete asshole too. :conspiracy
There's always hope.

sadie Feb 14th, 2003 04:47 PM

what's up with the 93?

FS Feb 14th, 2003 04:56 PM

It's the amount of weight Uncle Otto needs to lose to avoid certain heart attack.

punkgrrrlie10 Feb 14th, 2003 08:29 PM

what's wrong with 93 >:

James Feb 14th, 2003 08:43 PM

Methinks Otto is tsipar lana.

Malevolent Feb 14th, 2003 11:50 PM

Whoever he is, he wouldn't come back if he had half a brain.

He'll be back :/


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