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Love makes people create gay threads.

I've noticed that trend too.

It ain't love, it is baser than that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 633030)

Lust makes people create gay threads.

Fine, I fixed it.

Don't put too much meaning on the word love, that's a bitch move.

You are the only witnesses to my shame.

My lips a sealed with a kiss.

You guys are ridiculous. This thread isn't about feELIngS, its obviously about what its like to make love to a morbidly obese woman

try to keep on topic

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Vandals

Oh, I am crushed. And I am devastated.
And contemplating suicide but I don't have the nerve.
And what's the rush? It all should end real soon.
And so I'll just keep waiting and I'll listen to them say,
"You've got your life in front you," and so I must reply.
"That is just more bad news cuz I'd really rather die."
Than limp around in agony, reliving all the tragedies and face another day.

Oh I am crushed. And I am devastated.
And it's something I can't mend, it ain't going away, soon.

I hurt so much. And I cannot explian it.
It seems like there's a purpose but I still don't understand.
But that's my luck. So I'll just wait in pain.
And though it doesn't help I have to listen to them say,
"keep looking at the bright side," oh that just hurts my eyes.
And if you really care then you would simply let me die.
And leave here with some dignity but it just keeps on making me face another day.

Oh I am crushed. And I am devastated.
And it's something I can't mend and it ain't going away, soon.

:rolleyes

Nice edit, did you call her?

Wrote this morning, asked her if she wants to go hiking.

Funny, that was the first thing I asked to do with a girl I liked.

HOW ORIGINAL :rolleyes

Everytime I ask a girl to go hicking in the woods with me the run screaming.

:tear

CUZ THEY WANT YOU TO RUN AFTER THEM FOR THAT THING....WHAT'S IT CALLLLED......RAPE!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 633503)

Everytime I ask a girl to go hicking in the woods with me the run screaming.

:tear

hickying sounds like a terrible experience

hicking is even worse