"Louisville Slugger Bat Maker Loses Lawsuit Because Batted Ball Kills Player"
 

I really don't think I could add anything else to make this story better. I really don't.

http://consumerist.com/5393452/louis...l-kills-player

The potential for being harmed during the participation in a sport is ALWAYS there. Always.

words fail me

and so the end begins.

That just killed America. I'm sure they're going to appeal but come on.

someday,

some dude is gonna get raped in prison, and then sue all men for having Penis'

we're all gonna pay :(

on the flipside though, i hate aluminum bats they sound like shit and always make me think of girls playing some inferior version of a mans game.

Fast food restaurants get sued for making people fat.

Color me unsurprised.

This is just the sort of thing that made me become a misanthrope.

So next time you pick up an aluminum bat, you'll see a big warning slapped onto the side.

they should make them read the warning out loud before EVERY game EVER.

it could take the place of the nat anthem.