Wow.
 

too much emphasis on sex these days. whatever happened to movies?

That reminds me of a Missed Connection I posted on CL not too long ago:

You = Hot Brunette, blue eyes, great legs. Me = Guy Staring - m4w

You were wearing a shirt that said, "Gettin' Lucky In Kentucky." It was sooo hot. Not because we live in Indiana and irony gives me wood, but because I once got lucky in a Kentucky Fried Chicken cash office with this girl named Tina. She was the shift supervisor and I remember how she could do this trick that would nearly burn her genitals with hot grease, but never quite did, and it was really kinky.
Sorry. That's beside the point. You were with a friend of yours. She was pretty, too, but nothing like you. I started my journey on one end and you started on the other. I think I saw you from behind when you were near the "S" section of the new movies. I was close to "B". Matter of fact, I think I was going to rent "Bring It On" but thought I might be percieved gay. We intersected somewhere around "G". You were holding a copy of "Garden State" and for whatever dumb reason (I think I just grabbed whatever was in front of me in an effort to feign interest) I had a copy of "Glitter". Our eyes met briefly.
I felt the connection. I know you felt it, too. Despite the fact I had that Gay movie, I think you saw me for who I really am.
A guy who wants to pour hot grease on your genitals.

Sounds like a charachter post. No one can be that dumb.

Hahaha 8 minutes

hahaha :[

Oh god, and the girl is 15?

This guy isn't real.

LOL. Haven't you ever paid for sex with n64 games? pssh. :meat

Do you have a link to the post itself? I want to see how people responded.

:x

"It'll be over in like, 10 seconds."

:lol Those are so fucking funny, McClain...which CL do you post those to? :lol

I have read that exact post before a few years ago.

Sex and videogames don't mix. :(

EDIT: I got off my lazy ass and searched for the thread myself. The post itself has been made to more than one forum, and the general rumor is that the original author admitted it was a joke. Still funny, though.