I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

btdubs I'm sure you new kids were wondering if I was dead from Afghanistan. Well, I'm not.

I tried meeting up with one of my war buddies, only to be pursued by Brian Dennehy into the woods where I basically beat the shit out of some Deputies until they called the National Guard on me.

That's basically when I got super pissed and stole a machine gun and hunted down Dennehy until my old unit commander told me to cut that shit out...I guess I had a few too many flashbacks...(thanks PTSD) and they sent me off to prison for a while...

This story has a serious lack of threesomes, Clay. I don't think it is true just for that reason.

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2013 05:56 AM

I look forward to your reply to that post never.

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2013 05:57 AM

That is called a 'callback'.

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2013 05:57 AM

It is a thing that Esuohlim taught me.

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2013 05:58 AM

Everyone go friend him on Facebook so he can teach you cool things like that.

Babs	Feb 4th, 2013 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 766153)

I am naturally a shitty person on the internet.

I'm naturally a shitty person. Though I tend to treat myself kindly.

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2013 06:37 AM

Babs, we are so much alike.

Babs	Feb 4th, 2013 06:39 AM

WHY IS THIS HURTING MY MIND

Babs	Feb 4th, 2013 06:41 AM

that dude was here since 02 I guess I have to respect him, that's a lot of cred that my babby mind can't comprehend. #dealin'wituhbadass

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2013 06:42 AM

Because you are, much like I am, a colossal baby.

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2013 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Babs (Post 766163)

that dude was here since 02 I guess I have to respect him, that's a lot of cred that my babby mind can't comprehend. #dealin'wituhbadass

Oh hey. Let us just both claim to be babies at the same time.

Babs	Feb 4th, 2013 06:42 AM

We're a like in the sense we need to seem some dicks for some cred around here.

Babs	Feb 4th, 2013 06:44 AM

YOU FINISHED MY SENTENCE ALMOST, MY FERTILE MIND WILL CONSTITUTE THAT AS ONE BECAUSE I NEED A SENSE OF SECURITY RIGHT NOW.

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2013 06:44 AM

I googled to see if it was a like or alike. That was a thing that I did.

Babs	Feb 4th, 2013 06:45 AM

Z-man doesn't not never like me, this is quixotic.

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2013 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Babs (Post 766167)

YOU FINISHED MY SENTENCE ALMOST, MY FERTILE MIND WILL CONSTITUTE THAT AS ONE BECAUSE I NEED A SENSE OF SECURITY RIGHT NOW.

Guys, I was Babs all along. I will stop posting as Pub now that you know.

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2013 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Babs (Post 766169)

Z-man doesn't not never like me, this is quixotic.

Whenever I see something like this I am tempted to remind you all that I know about negative concord :sunglasses

Babs	Feb 4th, 2013 06:48 AM

I was critiquing myself on that as well, then I realized I'm laying in bed and typing on imockery where convenience needs to be optimized for my pleasure and I was already 5 verbs deep.

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2013 06:48 AM

It is something else that Esuohlim taught me.

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2013 06:49 AM

You're all missing out by not friending him on Facebook.