what kind of monster are you

lol meme has become a meme :(

also at my school today i saw an official school endorsed ad that said, "Y u no make ed plan" with the face

that guy looks really nice

He looks like he could be 10,000 kV Ghost's older brother

holy shit

SON OF A BITCH

Why do young attractive girls get the middle of there upper lip pierced, their "monroe" pierced, their bottom lips pierced in 3 places and their nose pierced? All at once?

It just looks like this pretty girl has a bunch of zits and trash on her face from 20 feet away.

Because they are attracted to guys like me.

I love dem gurls.

It's getting rarer to run into people that don't have tattoos or piercings.

Tattoos aren't so bad (well, it's subjective), but I really don't like piercings. I was with a girl that had five chest dermals, and they were constantly getting caught on things and becoming swollen. She eventually got rid of them, but she passed on the idea to my next girlfriend.

Osmosis or something. They didn't meet.

Osmosed through your dick

maybe that kind of piercing would look cool if they weren't decorating their bodies with sequins and other things only 3 year olds and 72 year olds wear

Yeah, really. That's kinda gross.

Hang on, you've got a loose thread. I'll just give that a tug...

I want to shove my dick in her butt and watch those pop off her.

JUST THINK HOW INFECTED THOSE PIERCINGS WOULD GET AFTER I TOOK A NICE DUMPER RIGHT BETWEEN HER SHOULDER BLADES.

Charmed, I'm sure.


I can't help but think of them being violently ripped out.

Sam before you dump let me run a metal pipe under them all and then turn it really fast like a sea captain in a hurricane.

[edit] ps. this was my first serious girlfriend from when I was 17. Shes like 25 now or something in this picture:

This standup special with the cast of Super Troopers is pretty terrible

Does she have the number of the beast in binary code running down her back?

The Slammin Salmon is really funny though.

No, it's a phrase that says something like "We all come from filth" or something. I just remember the word "filth" and something about everyone being imperfect.

I don't think Binary code ever starts with a 0 though. Its like saying its 07:30 PM to someone.

Hey, I installed a browser extension today.

http://www.tannr.com/herp-derp-youtube-comments/

binary is just a length of toggles that can represent anything. a string of binary can start with a 0 too.

it's not long enough to be more than one short word.

ascii->binary for "filth": 0110011001101001011011000111010001101000

futurama lied to me then.