I got an undercut today. I call it the "I was only following orders!" hairstyle.

Sounds like you need an uppercut, AMIRITE GUISE? :lol

sounds like you need a wood router in your left eye

I AM GOING TO ETHAN ALLEN YOUR BRAIN

I already took a BB, these folks know.

That sucked, hahah

Yeah I was thinking you meant a punch in the face lol. My brother was shooting bbs at my feet in the garage to make me dance and one ricocheted grazed my eye. When went back to shooting each other in the stomach.

During marksmanship lessons at Boy Scout camp I had a BB ricochet off of the metal side of a target holder and catch me in the ear. Thank god it was one of those shitty air rifles that you had to manually pump. I couldn't imagine the pain if it was one of those green gas powered motherfuckers.

I also remember quitting around at around 11 years old because I got into studying the World Wars and was kind of revolted by the similarity between the Scouts and the Hitler Youth. The ear BB was just icing on the shit cake, I guess.

Skulhedface sucks

I-MOCK FUN BUNCH :D

Sam wanted me to go. Sam wanted to hang out with me :(

WHERE, OH WHERE, HAS OUR WILLIE GONE?

OH WHERE, OH WHERE COULD HE BE?!

Cum back guise

he's being held hostage in the pony kingdom

He enjoys getting off on a kid's cartoon. He's no hostage.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/misc....oposted&t=8799

POST COUNT FIGHTS THREAD HALL OF FAME

ok now I'm going to look for pics of drumming4buddha

Holy shit, I didn't even know that existed.

think that's something huh? i got another one for you it's called the logout button

You aren't a very friendly ghost, MILTRAILER :lol

:chuckleworthy

You goddamn Canadians are polluting the city.

http://fox2now.com/2015/06/30/alaska...s-central-u-s/

Uggggggghhhh, living in this toilet of a state was bad enough without having to listen to dudes who look like white trash Baron Harkonnens try to sputter out reasons why the Civil War wasn't about slavery.

Then I get a lecture on how I should be proud of what my ancestors stood for. Jesus fuck, I had ancestors in my Grandmother's family who were members of the freikorps. But you don't see me waving around a black flag and pining for the good old days of Kaiser Bill.

Why weren't you blowing things up on the 4th of July like a good American? You sicken me.

But I did? I drank malt liquor and shot off a couple of bottle rockets... I even had a little paper dog that shat out black snakes and then exploded.

I was in our nations Capitol for the 4th of July. I took a lot of pictures of neat landmarks and saw a bunch of people taking pictures of themselves in front of neat landmarks!

These two teenage girls were making faces and taking selfies in front of the Lincoln memorial right where MLKjr gave his 'I have a dream' speech. I kinda wanted to throw up.

Why didn't you just narf on them? Be like "Hey, bitches! Blaaaaaargh"

lol, fucking kids.

On the fourth I was high at a dead show.

THE LAST ONE