I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

5th was the last one. I went to the 2 in California and then skipped the Friday in Chicago. But I caught the Sat and Sun shows.

I also saw that gay ass painting at the museum on Monday. You know the one. Ferris Buller.

Tadao

Jul 11th, 2015 11:18 PM

Also you missed the page brak. ONE FUCKING JOB!

zeldasbiggestfan

Jul 12th, 2015 01:17 AM

I'm a bad person because I knew none of that business at all. Not a bit.

WhiteRat

Jul 12th, 2015 02:59 AM

I ate a brownie on the 4th that messed me up for a while. Good times.

Pub Lover

Jul 15th, 2015 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 770789)

I miss Pub :(

No you don't

Pub Lover

Jul 15th, 2015 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 770734)

Jesus. It's so empty here it probably echos.

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 770737)

ZBF, can you tell Shrub I said hello? I'm not allowed to talk to her anymore.

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Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 770738)

its cuz you fap alot

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 770739)

is that the wrong way to tell a girl she's pretty?

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Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 770740)

not if you ask first~

Hey Wiffles, can I tell you that you're a pretty rainbow hamster?

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 770726)

Otto, you are the only person I've ever considered worthy of robbing your grave. I'd be proud to steal from your afterlife.

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Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 770727)

be sure to leave some candy in it too to ensure a grave-visit from wiffles

RIP Otto. :tear

zeldasbiggestfan

Jul 15th, 2015 07:24 PM

bby, i knew ud cum bak

Otto	Jul 15th, 2015 09:51 PM

I've always had an extreme contempt for the living, and now I know it's because I'm dead!

Tadao

Jul 15th, 2015 10:13 PM

Then hell has a lot of drugs.

Otto	Jul 16th, 2015 11:27 AM

It would have to. If they didn't have enough horse to keep Bill Burroughs satiated, or enough blow to keep Hunter Thompson from freaking out more than usual, their souls would probably pierce the fabric of reality to get their fix and cause everything to tear apart.

zeldasbiggestfan

Jul 16th, 2015 04:59 PM

Yeah man.

Otto	Jul 18th, 2015 11:28 PM

go smoke a drug, ZBF

Tadao

Jul 19th, 2015 12:14 AM

go smoke a cock, ZBF

zeldasbiggestfan

Jul 19th, 2015 01:22 PM

go smoke a sausage, ZBF

Otto	Jul 20th, 2015 12:49 AM

also ive been told i can easily pass for someone that isn't a dangerous psychotic drug addict

zeldasbiggestfan

Jul 20th, 2015 04:55 PM

Do you wear that suit for fun?

Otto	Jul 20th, 2015 06:04 PM

That was me at a funeral. So, yes.

(Because it was your funeral)

Tadao

Jul 21st, 2015 12:16 AM

You look like a sexy Leonardo Dicaprio. Good job Otto.

zeldasbiggestfan

Jul 21st, 2015 10:01 AM

He does look like Leo :o

Otto, let me get your Ottograph :lol

Tadao

Jul 21st, 2015 10:34 AM

Tadao

Jul 21st, 2015 10:35 AM

Tadao

Jul 21st, 2015 10:36 AM

Otto	Jul 23rd, 2015 12:02 AM

I'm sick of seeing news stories about Donald Trump leading in the GOP polls. I'm throwing my hat into this whole election thing, fuck crafting an image of freedom loving man of the people. I'm giving the people what they want: A tyrannical nationalistic despot! Vote for me or be PURGED!

Happy voting, chumps!

WhiteRat

Jul 23rd, 2015 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Otto (Post 770855)

or enough blow to keep Hunter Thompson from freaking out more than usual,

that's not how coke works

Otto	Jul 23rd, 2015 10:09 PM

Huh, I was just guessing. Never really been into coke. Too expensive, scarce in this area, and I'm not going to gamble with mixing cocaine and my addictive personality.

I always found its scarcity down here weird, given how hard crack's gotten into most of the neighborhoods.

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