Howdy Doody with a fleshlight.

I'm gonna need some one to pull the strings on a Realdoll. You don't seem to bust ZBF.

I can do it, I tried my hand at ventriloquism when I was a dumb kid, until I couldn't stop getting creeped out by the dummy's lifeless staring eyes and I burned it in an oil drum in the back yard.

This will be the most important thing you can do for a bro.

WE ARE JUST SO CHATTY, HUH DUDES?

Posting on a forum is too much like going outside.

This isn't like the outside at all! Where's the twig-thin homeless lady that talks to St. Roch in public, or the pale dude in the 5XL Gadsen Flag shirt that seems to know a lot about the second amendment, but little about personal hygiene?

They are all here. Mostly lurkers, but they are here.

You are so weird, all the time. BRUH, Y U DO DIS TO U

I like not being considered the strangest one here.

hi

MY PARENTS NEVER LOVESD ME AND I SUFFER FROM A MYRIAD OF CRIPPLING EMOTIONAL DISORDERS >:o

Lol that doesn't make it any better. It's okay, I accept you

:meat

I may be a deranged, emotionally crippled weirdo, but at least I'm not ZBF!

































pretty sure that's the only thing that's keeping me alive....

:highfive

Touche. I don't know how to do the accent, I'm not cool enough

:pagebrak

Haha.

??????

Any dumbshit can affect a quasi-midwestern accent with a vague German undertone. Plebian.

I meant the accent on the e, you fuck.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.

:pagebrak

Yeah, keep laughing. It's going to make it all the more rewarding when I surgically alter you into a sentient pumpkin.

That's that shit I'm talking about. Do you say that shit in public?

Wes Craven died, whaaaaat