Is it with a creepy girl? Or does she clean herself properly and all that?

YOU HAVE 1 FUCKING JOB!

I blame facebook and reddit for the dead of internet forums

Congrats, big fella

Looking over the posts I made 5 years ago

I uh, really liked to talk about getting my dick sucked

Man, kahljorn was a funny motherfucker

I miss this place

Wow, I was really depressed 5 years ago!

It's ok, 21/22 year old Rongi. Eventually you move to NYC and get into a really good PhD program. Chill out, man.

I was also racist and homophobic? But ironically or something?

I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO DO IT D:

Free Halloween compilations enjoy!

nobody wants that

So, how 'bout that president Trump?

This is all Stephen Colbert's fault. He should've done more anti-Trump skits!

Holy shit Milhouse, you're having a kid?! Part of me wants to offer legitimate congratulations and the other part wants to make a dickish comment. I'll settle on a halfassed, waffling post in which I say nothing of consequence.

Like the old days.

Before certain... People... Were let into the country club.

Seriously though details, man! Details!

Lets see her tits.

WTF. Front page this shit.

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so i fucked some sex into this lady that I live with legally :x there were no tricks and we can afford it, that's already off to a good start :(

i mean i'm gonna be a dang ol' dad in a month you guys, what the fuck :(

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dads are gay

I can't wait for Esuohlim's wacky raising a toddler story thread.

Great Secret Santa this year, guys.

:lol

Here, enjoy a "best of" retrospective from years past: