do i masterbate in the flowers before hand?

No, that would constitute creepy.

MAKE SURE THE ROSES HAVE RAZORS IN THEM :(

Do i cut myself with them?

YOU'RE NOT HELPING B.M. >:

How is she supposed to know he loves her if he doesn't hurt her?

IF SHE IS SMART SHE'LL CATCH ON.

ok So i go to her house which i found through extensive stalking and ring her door bell with razor flowers.


pub lover is the best on giving me this type of advice :(

loveline forum >:

BE SURE TO TELL WHO YOU ASKED THE POSTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS SAM TEH GAY FURRY AND A 20 YEAR OLD VIRGIN (B.M.) FOR HELP ON THIS MATTER. :(

i am only 19 :(

BE SURE TO TELL WHO YOU ASKED THE POSTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS SAM TEH GAY FURRY AND A 19 YEAR OLD VIRGIN (B.M.) FOR HELP ON THIS MATTER. :(

Hey did I tell you guys that i met a girl who likes me :(?

Did that really happen or are you just making that up?

WE MAY NEVER KNOW :(

HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN?

ONE TIME I WAS LOOKING AT THIS GIRL AT THE BEACH AND SHE GOT HER BOYFRIEND TO BEAT ME UP, SO NO. :(

WERE YOU LOOKING WITH YOUR EYES OR WITH YOUR HANDS?

NEITHER OF THOSE :(

WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE LOOKING WITH?

A 8 FOOT METAL POLE COATED IN BUTTER :(

I WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT GIRL WITH AN 8 FOOT POLE.

WHAT IF IT WAS COATED IN BUTTER?

ONE TIME, I ATE A STICK OF BUTTER. :(

I BET YOU DID TUBBY >: