IT WAS A DARE. :rolleyes

OH HOW SAD :( DID YOUR FRIENDS SAY "I BET YOU CAN EAT A WHOLE STICK OF BUTTER LUNCHBOX."?

NO, THEY SAID " I DON'T SEE HOW ANYONE COULD EAT A WHOLE FUCKING STICK OF BUTTER."

AND I SAID, "I'LL DO IT."

AND I DID IT. :(

IT WAS ONLY ONE STICK.

I BET YOU SOILED YOUR DRAWERS JUMPING OUT OF YOUR CHAIR TO VOLENTEER FOR THAT POSITION.

NO, MY DRAWERS WERE IN THE DRESSER. :rollyees

MUST BE A BIG DRESSER :(

HEY I THINK I SAW THAT PICTURE IN THE PHILOSOPHY FORUM :rolleyes

I DON'T THINK YOU DID, BECAUSE ONLY SMART PEOPLE GO TO PHILOSOPHY FORUM. :rolleyes

AT LEAST I CAN FIT INTO THE PHILOSOPHY FORUM

DID YOU ACCIDENTALLY TRIP OVER YOUR OWN FAT WHILE YOU WERE RUNNING FOR THE PHOTOSHOP AND CAPTION FORUM AND FALL INTO THE PHILO FORUM? :rolleyes

FAT PEOPLE DON'T RUN :rolleyes

THEY DO WHEN THEY SEE A TWINKIE. >:

I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT >:

IF YOU WENT HOME, YOU WOULD SEE MY THEORY IN ACTION. >:

WHY WOULD YOU BE AT MY HOUSE?

SCOUTING FOR WHEN YOUR MOM AND I HAVE OUR KNIFE FIGHT.

DID I TELL YOU MY MOM BROKE HER ANKLE ON SATURDAY AND HAD TO HAVE SURGERY ON MONDAY? BECAUSE THAT MIGHT CAUSE SOME DELAYS :(

DAMMIT.

MORE TIME FOR PRACTICING MY KNIFING SKILLS. :(

IT WON'T TAKE THAT LONG TO HEAL :rolleyes

I HOPE IT HEALS FAST. AND I'M GLAD THAT HER ANKLE IS ALL SHE BROKE. :(

IS THAT A THREAT? >:

I DON'T KNOW, IS IT?

SRY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT BUT I REALLY WANT A CIGARETTE :(

DON'T USE CODE. WE ALL KNOW YOU REALLY WANT A FAG.





FAG. >: