Big Fish In A Little Pond
 

After baby-stepping my way through my first forum to reign supreme in the art of srarcasm and smartassity I have come to better myself in this seeming lake of spiteful and, dare I say, humorous patrons of this board. The challenge seems daunting but I believe am up to it. Damn, I hate starting over but I'll throw down the gauntlet anyway. Who amongst you dares to assume the challenge of the big fish. I only ask that you remove the hook once I'm caught so that I may live to fight another day.

Have you met Shut Up (no really, that IS a screenname on this board)? I think you two would have the most intellectually stimulating conversations, psychogenetically speaking. :)

Jeesh! Just in the short time of registering, I'm asked to meet (I'm assuming) one of the most hated members of the forum. I'm assuming that you're drawing a comparison already. Fear not! This thread is posted in the spirit of pure fecitiousness. My intent isn't to offend anyone but merely to introduce myself to the board. That being said. It's me! Here I am! Whaddaya think?! :)

I THINK there's already a place for introductions. "Hey kids...let's all get to know each other".

Number 6.

Yeah, but my ego does not allow me to be pigeon-holed amongst the newbies. I simply must have my own thread to announce my entrance. I'm funny that way. :)

you're my new favorite member please never leave here

Ah yes ... Come for the intellectualism, stay for the sarcasm. Now THIS is why I registered here. I love you all. :rolleyes

i am a very sincire fellow u modest mouse :-*

"Occupation: Plastic Mold Injection Tech"

What kind of plastic molds exactly?

You know.

Oh shit, You violated number 6, Jamesman is gonna march in here and cry.

Self Edit: Plastic Injection Mold Technician. Good call! The molds aren't plastic. Anyway, here's the closest I can come to our tools. Exciting stuff, huh?!

That sounds like the official job title of the guy who makes the plaster molds for dildos.

"Try and keep your erection Steve, I'm almost done."

I saw that HBO special.

My favorite part was when the assembly line of old women painted on the dildo veins. :)

Except it has to the word "injection".

Oh, that reminds me. We just sent yours out. You wanted the "Long Dong Silver Model #367-A", right? :)

GET IT???

'Cause he's gay???! :lol :lol :lol

For the protection of our patrons we send our product out in totally anonymous brown paper wrapping with just the forwarding address. Relax Les. Nobody's the wiser ;)

What made you decide to come back, Daisyhead? :)

This thread is posted in the spirit of pure fecitiousness.
pardon me while i :puke.

hahahaha, I saw that too.

I still make jokes about the worse job in the world is painting veins on dildos.

"Stop complaining about how much your life sucks. At least you're not painting veins on dildos."

;)

kellychaos
 

I find you annoying because it takes a few seconds more to read your posts and they are full of long words and good grammer.

You are a newbie until you have been here as long as Mr Fart.

This has given me a lovely headache.

And you're not funny.

I don't see the big deal with painting veins on dildos. As long as you had a nice chair and some air condition, I'd do it. It would beat the hell out of working the sewers. No soiled pads and spent rubbers in the dildo shop, except maybe for the office parties at X-mas.