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Jonathan Clement Oct 5th, 2005 02:22 AM

Uuuuugggh...
 
It's always "You can't get married in heaven", "You can't have children in heaven", "If you don't accept Christ, you go to hell" and "All other religions are satanic and anyone who believes you can get married and have children in heaven and non-christians don't go to hell is a satanist!" with you people, isn't it?

Mike P Oct 5th, 2005 03:00 AM

On the contrary. Many of us don't give a fuck about religon, I think.

Jonathan Clement Oct 5th, 2005 03:21 AM

...Of course, I'm reffering to mainstream christianity... And what really baffles me is how they get so happy about there be "No gender in heaven"

Cosmo Electrolux Oct 5th, 2005 08:30 AM

can I give you some advice? grow the fuck up and stop believing in fairy tales.....

Jeanette X Oct 13th, 2005 01:33 PM

Do you think you could shut the fuck up? Nobody here really cares about your problems with Christianity.

And I don't see why you addressing everyone "you people". This sure as hell isn't a Christian forum.

This is the second thread that you've wasted space with. If you are going to piss and moan about some personal vendetta against Christianity, at least have the decency to put all your complaints into one thread.

KevinTheOmnivore Oct 13th, 2005 02:23 PM

And the thread had gone away until now. :(

Cosmo Electrolux Oct 13th, 2005 03:03 PM

Hi Jeanette!

Jeanette X Oct 13th, 2005 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KevinTheOmnivore
And the thread had gone away until now. :(

Well I'm in a bad fucking mood and I feel a need to berate people right now.









>:

mburbank Oct 13th, 2005 06:44 PM

I like him! I think he's a great addition to the forum and Jesus likes him too! Hi, anti christian guy! Jesus and I think you are tops and he said he would give you a waiver on the whole hell thing because you are 2 KUTE!!!

AngPur Oct 13th, 2005 07:22 PM

Christianity isn't dogmatic on a whole because it's so factionalized, it's impossible to say exactly what a generic 'Christian' is. It's a bit like trekkies. You can define most as liking Star Trek/Jesus greatly, but beyond that while trying to define some, you exclude others. Sure some may be twinkie laden lardass klingon slash fiction writers/evangelical gay-hating uber-conservative thought police, but not ALL are like that.

Just how you view things. Try saying this instead; "Some of my best friends are Christian".

kahljorn Oct 13th, 2005 07:26 PM

Want a barrel full of bumblebees for your bigotry, sir? Did you know certain thesauruses list bigotry as a synonym for dogmatism.


What a fine joke you've played on yourself.
:party

Immortal Goat Oct 13th, 2005 07:54 PM

So, when Catholics say that the pope is Dogmatic, they are saying he's bigoted? I KNEW something was wrong with him!

kahljorn Oct 14th, 2005 02:45 AM

I'm eatting a chicken pot pie :)

Sethomas Oct 14th, 2005 02:56 AM

With extra pot?

kahljorn Oct 14th, 2005 03:57 PM

i had half a pound of pot and I smoked it in three weeks(with some help) :(

So you could say there was a little extra pot :(

kellychaos Oct 14th, 2005 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immortal Goat
So, when Catholics say that the pope is Dogmatic, they are saying he's bigoted? I KNEW something was wrong with him!

He's just not like the rest of us! >:


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