I screwed up i guess...
 

I have a friend of mine who I had a crush on forever. I told her how much I like her and how much i care about her. Now she doesn't want to talk to me, is there any way i can atleast save our friendship? any suggestions?

dunno. Leave her alone for a while then talk to her later and tell her you were just being a wild and crazy guy?

also date rape. :(

Tell her you celebrate april fools day for the entire month of april and she was the victim of your latest practical joke.

But seriously probably not and it's not really a bad thing because you'll be miserable when she start's telling you how great her boyfriend is every day.

Show up outside her house with a guitar.

Bring a ladder too, for after she accepts you back into her life and you make that long, romantic climb to her bedroom window.

In fact, start your song from up there to save time.

Tell her about how you think only of her when you masturbate and that you stole one of her socks to spunk into.

I think hitting the delete in the phonebook might be a solution.

Show her the shrine you made fof her in your closet.

Nope, that friendship is as good as gone. Even if you were still "friends" she'd be probably mistake anything you said or did to her as part of your plan to pound her mound.

yah, i know... I'm in a world of shit huh?

fuck.

Actually, if you tell her you met someone and are going to start dating the new person you might be able to pick up the pieces. The only tricky part is finding a new person stat.

I dunno. I'm gonna pound some beers and just sort of act it never happened and go from there.

If there's a better way than that I haven't found it yet.

:cheers

Might as well hit on her like a letch and try to force her to your will.

This is why I let the ladies come to me.

I don't suppose you've tried telling her that the most important thing to you is your friendship with her, and that you don't want anything to get in the way of or ruin that? And that you do love her etc etc but if she doesn't feel romantically for you then you are fine with it being just the love of good friends? Have you?

way ahead of you Zhukov, I got it repaired now lol

Now is where she becomes evil.

eh.

That could mean 3 different things!

Glad you fixed it.

I would say that it's fucked for good, but at least you said your piece. Otherwise, you might have killed her instead! I had your same dilema, but I patched it up in roughly the same way.

Strangely, it's actually sort of leading somewhere now. let's just say there was a communications error i guess. heh

life's confusing.

So this worked then!

well, no lol that wasn't required

Roofies make everything easier.

Tell her that your a great joker. Tell her you got her for that joke. Then say this "Do you that you're the right girl for me? I guess not!". Have a try!