Caption this warning picture
 

For some reason, the baby's expression on this image (from Consumerist) amuses me to no end:



As implied by the topic's title, it'd sure be nice if this had a caption. Maybe even a photoshop.

(And thus, I emerge from the lurker's mist.)

"Heh heh, if I tie this noose around his neck to his feet, then he'll strangle himself. No one can convict me for that!"

im da baby GOTTA LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

dont masturbate your babies esophagus!

Product 8407 Baby Carrier w/ Seat Belt: Give your little bastard mulatto the protection his dead-beat father isn't around to offer!

mom: "tell me where da monii is little baby named gimmidamonii"
baby: "no.... my esophagus........ this seat belt lookin thing... is my esophaguss... noo"

Dude, don't steal other people's funny. Not cool, man. Not cool.

Edit: Or at least make sure it's still funny after you regurgitate it. That might help a little.

Whoops, I didn't see that post above.

And after re-reading yours, I guess I'd better put a bit of effort in!

"Mommy... I tink I seem to 'ave lost all da blood in mwy ahrmm."
"Yes but... Stretchy!"

Keeping in mind all these people talking about this kid talking:

GENIUS INFANT would be my recommended caption.

That's right, the only talking infant in the world, it even knows a word like "Esophagus".

KEEP'n IT REAL FOLKS

hahahah lol thats amazing

its like a caption of our captions

p.s. <insert somethin funny here>

EXACTLy

Mine didn't feature a talking baby. Do I get the kahljorn seal of approval? Can it be a dude with a squid on his head?

lol yea more people need to use the word mulatto. it's potentially offensive. Plus it sounds funny like some kind of car freshner smelling of spiced milk or something.

AND BEING OFFENSIVE MAKES YOU COOL

isn't a mulatto one of those blended espresso drinks at dairy queen

The baby has a fucking mustache. The mom could use a little Gillette too.

HA!

A genius baby with a razor... what can we do with this?

he painted the ocean.

WITH THE RAZOR

No breast feeding with that pair :\

"Why does she need a garden hose to wash my feet?"

-"Mommy, are you positive you DID read the manual of this friggin' chair?"

Btw, Blue Fox, your sig reminds me of the mask Arnold Schwarzenegger used at the "Total Recall" movie, but with beard
ssscaaaryyyy

OMG
You better not of just dissed mr adventure :eek

And that baby, and his mum, are surely products of incest?

-Mommy, I think you left your boobs in your othe shirt. No, mommy, I was just kidding, get that string off my friggin' esophagus whatever an esophagus is, I'm chokinggggghhhh...

And about the Arnold's mask, I meant this one:

If Random heads appear in furniture, be sure to strap them down before disposing of them; otherwise they will come back.

Remember Parents your children are safe on flying platforms.