worst fortune cookie ever
 

"Never forget a friend, especially if he owes you."

what the fuck is that supposed to mean >:

My sister once got one that said something like "Money makes you happy". So much for Eastern Philosophy.

"We hope you will enjoy your meal"

I got ones that said "Factual: Today opportunity not finds you and opportunity you find!" and "You love Chinese food".

"You will come upon a choice, to choose financial wealth or friends."
Pah...

I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous

I got a fortune when I was a kid once that was obviously something adult (in hindsight), and I asked my dad what it meant and he said "it means you'll learn new tricks on your swingset" :lol

i think it means we should be pals again :(

I agree. Sorry buddy! :(

"never leave on wet socks"

what the fuck does that mean >:

i got one who said: your will shrink to the size of a pea. it was wrong.

I would imagine that the worst fortune cookie would tell you the past, AND be stupid, like "you read already."

my friend insists that his brother got

"help! i'm trapped in a chinese cookie factory!"

I got one that said, "you will get a free fortune cookie" and I got another one.....

Re: worst fortune cookie ever
 

Replace "he" with "she". Now does that explain it better?

LOL :x

Re: worst fortune cookie ever
 

yeah that clears the whole thing up thanks :rolleyes

I got an empty cookie last night at this place called Seven Seas. :/

an empty cookie for an ampty head :rolleyes

:highfive

I got one that said

"Don't take advice from a cookie"

Fortune cookies don't say anything. >: