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zeldasbiggestfan Dec 4th, 2006 09:30 PM

Hey guys getting shot in the eye is just swell!
Its really fun! Especially when your eye is open and its as hard as a FUCKING MARBLE. Oh yeah! And when your temporarily blinded in your left eye is great! Then when your oubled over in pain while they drive off and cant do anything thats always really fun!

Yeah. I got fucking shot. In the eye. Happened on school grounds. Its been a few hours but head is throbbing. My parents know too cause I heard my sister tell me my eye was red. Now theres a bump on the side of my eye. I love this year. Is there any way this shit could affect me in the future?

I was gonna jump in the car pull him out and beat the shit out of him but I couldnt see so I didnt :(

xbxDaniel Dec 4th, 2006 09:34 PM

"You'll shoot your eye out!"

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

zeldasbiggestfan Dec 4th, 2006 09:35 PM

:lol I walked right into that one!

liquidstatik Dec 4th, 2006 09:38 PM

lol you must be a real loser to get shot

zeldasbiggestfan Dec 4th, 2006 09:39 PM

No hes just a fucking prick. Im pissed as hell too cause Ive known this fucker since kindergarten.

zeldasbiggestfan Dec 4th, 2006 09:42 PM

Ill bet 10 bucks it was a fucking BB.

Sethomas Dec 4th, 2006 09:43 PM

Umm, can you see now? You can blind a bitch with just a rubber band, you know. With what were you "shot"?

zeldasbiggestfan Dec 4th, 2006 09:44 PM

I dont know what it was and I can barely see now. I can only see the moniter with my right eye and nothing with my left. I can only see (and thats just the outline) if shits really close to my left eye. Like not even an inch. Less than that.

xbxDaniel Dec 4th, 2006 09:46 PM

You should go to the hospital and avoid bright screens like your computer monitor for a few months. We've just got your interests in mind buddy.

Sethomas Dec 4th, 2006 10:13 PM

Seriously dude, the cornea is a fickle mistress and you should get it checked out. If you can't see five hours after an impact, then waiting longer to see if it fixes itself is the worst thing you could possibly do.

zeldasbiggestfan Dec 4th, 2006 10:17 PM

Alright. I guess. I dont know. Fuck man this blows I dont want to have surgery on it. Its my eye for crissakes.

Mockery Dec 4th, 2006 10:17 PM

You might not have too, but I agree with the others... at least, go get it checked out. Better safe than sorry.


Archduke Tips Dec 4th, 2006 10:30 PM

I have also heard that when you go blind in one eye, the other is soon to follow because they are sympathetic or some crap like that.

Get your sight back, then get revenge. He got your eye, I say you go for a testicle.

zeldasbiggestfan Dec 4th, 2006 10:31 PM

If he had any.

I guess I failed to mention that I can see the BB inside of my eye if I move my skin back enough. It was a BB and I think I am going to have to get surgery. Pretty sure.

liquidstatik Dec 4th, 2006 10:33 PM


Mystie Dec 4th, 2006 10:37 PM

Oh ick. Seriously, I'm sorry to hear about your eye. I hope whatever is lodged in there can be removed with as little problems as possible. Here's hoping there's no permanent damage!

Yggdrasill Dec 4th, 2006 10:51 PM

but if you go blind how will you post here? :conspiracy

Preechr Dec 4th, 2006 10:55 PM

Eyes heal quickly.

Don't worry about it, but go get it looked at quickly.

FartinMowler Dec 4th, 2006 11:01 PM

:rolleyes can they make an emoticon with one eye rolling for Zelda?

zeldasbiggestfan Dec 4th, 2006 11:02 PM

:lol I was hoping someone was going to suggest that

ArrowX Dec 4th, 2006 11:05 PM

did you call the police? his ass will be doing community service and possible 6 weeks in the jails :O

But its juvy so they pretty much just sit around playing Playstation and lifting weights.

zeldasbiggestfan Dec 4th, 2006 11:06 PM

My parents want to sue. I dunno if hell get juvy though.

Misdemonar Dec 4th, 2006 11:09 PM

ahahahah suck it up :o

Preechr Dec 4th, 2006 11:10 PM


Originally Posted by FartinMowler
:rolleyes can they make an emoticon with one eye rolling for Zelda?

Actually. MLE made one of those.

True story.

Yggdrasill Dec 4th, 2006 11:16 PM

get revenge, an eye for an eye, just like the bible only this time it's literal

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