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MattJack Feb 28th, 2007 09:15 PM

I'm talking about some mother truckin Football, or SOCCER to an Englishman such as yourself. :posh

Kathryn, all French people do have silly mustaches and OUTERRRRRAGEOUS ACCENTS! :: python

MattJack Feb 28th, 2007 09:18 PM

We're FRENCH!

Why are you in England?

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2007 09:18 PM

Actually we say "football", not "soccer". Or more precisely "God I wish everyone would shut up about football, it's gay".

Zinger Feb 28th, 2007 09:19 PM

I have a few American friends who think I'm really stereotypically British, but I'm really not.

The US ladies like my accent though, aparantly.

noob3 Feb 28th, 2007 09:19 PM

i'm part french

Lenor Feb 28th, 2007 09:22 PM

I thought, the joke was referring to U.S. States, not the entire country.

I live in NY.

Therefore, since walking is the thing around here, I'm def not fat.And Matt your making absolutely no sense. Maybe I'm just too much of a Yankee.

cestkathryn Feb 28th, 2007 09:22 PM

US ladies have parties in their pants for accents.

MattJack- they also carry around baguettes!

Fathom Zero Feb 28th, 2007 09:22 PM

Wowie, a real-life gay frenchman.

Noodles Feb 28th, 2007 09:22 PM

West Virginian

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2007 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 476485)
i'm part french

which part?

:lol:lol:lol I slay myself. :lol

MattJack Feb 28th, 2007 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 476483)
Actually we say "football", not "soccer". Or more precisely "God I wish everyone would shut up about football, it's gay".

I know, my sarcasm was a little dry maybe? I was just being a dick, pretending that you were the stereotypical Englishman that loves football, tea, and dark shit tasting beer.

Noob, me too! But it's Cajun french :(. Does that count? ... wait.. I came from people who came from Canada...



MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2007 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 476494)
pretending that you were the stereotypical Englishman that loves football, tea, and dark shit tasting beer.

Hmpf, two out of three 'aint bad.

Zinger Feb 28th, 2007 09:26 PM

It's actually the Irish that like the dark beer, we like ours warm, with a nice slice of beans on toast.

MattJack Feb 28th, 2007 09:29 PM

warm beer?! Why would you do that to yourself? You know that we have the technology to cool your beverage?

Toast and Beer? My mind is officially blown.

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2007 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zinger (Post 476496)
It's actually the Irish that like the dark beer, we like ours warm, with a nice slice of beans on toast.

Ale should be served at the termperature of the barrel in the cellar, which is usually cool. NO COOLER.

...but certainly not warm.

Zinger Feb 28th, 2007 09:31 PM

Yeah, I know. I'm backwards and random like that sometimes.

Grislygus Feb 28th, 2007 09:33 PM

The "dark beer" is Guiness, so you know.

liquidstatik Feb 28th, 2007 09:33 PM

CUZ WE TAAAAAAAAKKKINN OVAA

CONVICTT MUUUSIC

MattJack Feb 28th, 2007 09:34 PM

My friend's parents are Irish. Last night they were cursin and shit, I couldn't stop smiling. His mom got +5 attractive points for the accent, but then quickly lost them with her river dancing which was making my penis soft.

I hope my children all have different accents from the UK.

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2007 09:35 PM

Quote:

The "dark beer" is Guiness, FYI.
Guiness is grisly, gus. We have plenty of dark ales which are much nicer.

MattJack Feb 28th, 2007 09:37 PM

For some reason, I don't think convicts really listen to Akon.

MattJack Feb 28th, 2007 09:38 PM


I SEE YOU WIN'N N GRIN'N UP ON DAT POLEEEEEE

liquidstatik Feb 28th, 2007 09:40 PM

s'my boi

MattJack Feb 28th, 2007 09:44 PM


I WUNNA F*CK YOU

Fathom Zero Feb 28th, 2007 09:49 PM



Hey, Bubba...


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