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Dire Flamingo Jan 18th, 2007 02:48 AM

Question please
If you fail religion do you go to hell?
D:

MrAdventure Jan 18th, 2007 03:17 AM

i'm afraid it's worse

you get the fifth degree from mom and dad!

Dire Flamingo Jan 18th, 2007 03:25 AM

Oh hamburgers. :(
Well, at least I know I always have a friendly neighborhood MrAdventure to turn to when I have a question! :)

sadie Jan 18th, 2007 12:14 PM

i've got a funny story, but i don't tell stories funny. so i'll just relay the information, and you can revise it funny. :O

i got "the wizard of oz" on dvd for christmas. it's one of my all-time favorites; i remember being a kid and getting so excited weeks before it made its annual appearance on network tv.

my two-year-old son has apparently been bitten by the same bug. he wants to watch it again and again. he'll ask to see certain scenes, like where dorothy throws water on the witch. or where the flying monkeys take dorothy away. or where the munchins dance. or whatever.

well, the other day when my husband stopped to pump gas, the kids were with him. so he pulled up to a gas pump right next to an african american man, and our precious two-year-old said, "look, daddy, a flying monkey! the flying monkey pump gas? yah. that's right. the flying monkey pump gas."

luckily, the man didn't hear him, but still. it's one of those many times when you want to laugh but you just can't laugh because what kind of parent would you be then...

FartinMowler Jan 18th, 2007 12:20 PM

I would have laughed my ass off :/

kahljorn Jan 18th, 2007 01:09 PM

I'm serious abou tthe sex hat. there's a sexy orgy in this movie :O :O

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 18th, 2007 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
I'm serious abou tthe sex hat. there's a sexy orgy in this movie :O :O

That's what I thought!

kahljorn Jan 18th, 2007 01:38 PM

WUT-OH! :eek

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2007 02:22 PM

im gettin my hurr cut today :eek

Lenor Jan 18th, 2007 02:53 PM

danny your hair is sexy :/

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2007 04:04 PM

:eek

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2007 04:04 PM

its even sexier now ;>

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 18th, 2007 04:06 PM

Boing.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 18th, 2007 04:10 PM

A SIMPLE QUESTION.

Since I was away for a couple months...
What happened to the language filter Rog made? I noticed we can say fucking bitch dickhole again.

Sethomas Jan 18th, 2007 04:12 PM

That's the kind of question a ****** would ask.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2007 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
I didnt actually think you were having some kind of unconscious attraction to me pub lover :O

Good, because I don't.

Recently.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2007 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan
What happened to the language filter Rog made? I noticed we can say fucking bitch dickhole again.

You must be thinking of someother place. We're totally allowed to say fucking bitch dickhole.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2007 04:20 PM

FUCKING BITCH DICKHOLE!

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 18th, 2007 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
FUCKING BITCH DICKHOLE!

I come out dressed as Hitler in crotchless panties.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 18th, 2007 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
That's the kind of question a disreputable person of African-American descent, whom I think is quite nice would ask.

Also, I am a Causasian Africanasian. My grandmother is a darkie and she came from an interracial yellow family.

I AM RAINBOW BOY.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2007 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan
I come out dressed as Hitler...

Hitler? Really?


Dude, that is just so wacky!

I mean Hitler? WA-HA-AK-IEEE!


The internet makes me sick.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2007 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin


liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2007 04:34 PM

:lol i finally decided to read it ;x

Noodles Jan 18th, 2007 05:18 PM

He-she-it degusts me :x

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2007 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noodles
He-she-it degusts me :x

That's funny, because I think you're worse than he is.

Quote:

Originally Posted by [url=http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/degust
Dictionary[/url]]degust

verb
taste with relish; "degust this wonderful soup"

Wait... Just what the hell do you think you mean?


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