I just noticed some thing
 

I finally figured out why Hitler wanted to kill all the Jews.

this does not deserve to be a thread....

So do I have to know some thing really, really amazing or something?

Nope, you just need to shut the fuck up.

Then tell us.

Is it because you're a Jew?

No i'm not a jew, I believe in god and Jesus but love Satan.

Okay, great, great, we're looking to fill the Vinth position but we still have a few more days of auditions. If you don't here from us by, say, next thursday just assume the part went to someone else.

and good luck in your future auditions. Sincerely. Thanks. Can you ask the next person in line to come in and have a seat? Thanks.

Who's Vinth?

It doesn't really matter. Just send the next person in, will you? 'Kay?

But how can I be someone that is only a faceless phantom to me.

NEXT!

WHO THE HELL IS VINTH!!!!!!! >:

I don't think you quite cut the mustard.

Well that's because I don't even know who Vinth is.

Vinth is the subject of ridicule. So are you, only you don't have enough character to make you as memorable as he is. Got it?

Yet another worthless thread saved!

Burbank you really need a cape or something, and a theme song.

Redundancy!! Wouldn't a love (or at the very least, a belief in Satan) infer your belief in Jesus and God? It's all part of the Judea-Christian thing, knucklenuts.

:/

You don't have to believe in Christian mythology to believe in Satan. There are plenty of devil-worshippers out there who will point to pre-Christian devil figures (the Egyptian Set) as Satan or have their own made-up beings with that name. Satan is just a Hebrew word for adversary, and Jesus doesn't have a monopoly on it.

Yes huh. You see, Jesus is a Hebrew name meaning "evil monopoly."

Damn, I forgot about that. Nevermind what I said, Boogie's right.

So is it true that all Satan worshippers play Dungeons and Dragons?

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I know that all people who play Dungeons and Dragons aren't devil worshippers... All in all, I don't think that devil worshippers would play D&D. The whole point of it is assuming the role of a great hero who goes around saving stuff, and unless if I'm wrong, isn't that not the kind of thing devil worshippers want?

I guess they could play evil characters. But they're probably too busy sacrificing chickens and bowing before "His Infernal Majesty" to play games.