What was the coolest thing you've ever thrown up?
 

I threw up fruit cocktail a long time ago, but that wasn't as cool as when I threw up Macoroni on my schools NEW CARPET! It was awsome, but please share your own interesting vomit stories.

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Earlier in September I drank a boatload of beer and yeager and then ate half a loaf of garlic bread. I passed out and woke up in my own vomit.

And when I saw Short Cicuit 2 in the theatre I ate alot of redvines and popcorn and pueked on my pillow in the middle of the night.

Then there was the other day when I pueked on a cash machine right outside of the bar. Some lady walked up to the machine and I told her not to use it, she said, GET OUT O F MY WAY, so I did. I heard her say eeeeeeeeeeew and I laughed.

2 hot dogs with salsa and sour cream, plus about 15 shots of 100 proof peppermint schnapps.

Nicest smelling puke I ever did.

-willie

I once threw up bright pink. I was really little and I don't even remember what I ate... :(

my diharea medicine :eek

one morning after a crazy night of drinking, i went to class & then had to leave to go throw up but i didnt have anything in my system so i dry heaved for like 20 min. When i looked in the mirror, my eyes were blood red. The amazing pressure of dry heaving was so powerful it popped a bunch of blodd vessels in my eyes & i had gross bloddy eyes for like 2 weeks after & wanted to vomit every time i saw my eyes.

All 6 feet of bubble tape.

I actually know several people who have done this (ahh, college). The singer in my band messed up his eyes just this weekend and still looks like that (and around one eye, too...he actually got a shiner just from vomiting).

Whats a shiner?

A BLACK EYE

-willie

Poo Poo.

I don't know what it was, but it looked like chili. And I was about four at the time so I was takin a bath and in an instant, BWAHHHH. and the whole surface of the water was brown bumps.

When I was sick once I ate rice crispies and drank hawaiian punch and I threw up red rice crispies. It was fucking awesome.

MY DOG THREW UP A SPIDER ONCE. BUT IT WAS DEAD. :/

A hat.

UPDATE: I JUST THREW UP SOME NOODLES. THEY WERE STILL WHOLE. THEY WERE ACCOMPANIED BY CARROT CHUNKS AND WHAT I BELEIVE TO BE CHICKEN. :eek

BONUS PRIZE TO WHOEVER GUESSES WHAT I WAS EATING BEFORE I THREW UP.

Chicken noodle soup.

Thanksgiving leftovers.

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Asian pussy?????????

I THREW UP CORN. IT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE CREAMED CORN, AND IT PROBABLY WOULD HAVE TASTED BETTER THAN CREAMED CORN TOO.

24 hours worth of swallowed flegm onto the church bible i was holding.

My stomach lining and some sausages. It came out a sticky mess and it wouldnt hose of my friends lawn. I drank too much vodka :(

Projectile!
 

3 whole meatballs, a good deal of the spaghetti,some of the sauce, all with some weird opaque orange fluid.

VOMIT! >:

CHINESE GIRLS AND FIRGURE SKATERS EAT THEIR OWN THROW UP.