I was bluffing, I have a cellphone with a green screen still. :(

I don't even have one ;(

this is mine!

EVERYTHINGS COMING UP DEPOT.

I don't even know what a phone is.

i'm just so tired of all these star wars

Talking on the phone is one of my least favorite things to do and I'm glad I never get reception because it gives me an excuse to not talk to people ;_;

even ladies?

I have a set list of things I say on the phone.

• Good <time of day>

• Who is calling, please?

• I'm sorry, they are unavailable at the moment. Would you like to leave a message?

• I'm sorry, I don't have that information at this time.

I like using that last one if they ask for my name.

I'm like 40 kinds of nervous over the phone. I'm a lot more comfortable talking in person. :(

Pub PM your phone number let's have a chat ;)

i'm better on the internet than the phone or in person :x

Thank the gods for insanely long international call prefixes.

Also, thank the mods for Esuohilm's eyerolling sarcasm.

Seriously, I was eyeing the phone like it was a bomb.

I tried looking up the rates and I couldn't find anything useful but I can't imagine a 15 second phone call being too expensive.

Watch out Pub I might strike at any moment :eek

DUDE, YOU THINK I'M KIDDING ABOUT MY ANXIETY DISORDER? >:

If you have skypeout you can all any land line in the world for the price of a local call :eek

haha, shouting about problems on the internet. :lol

Usually I'm the one with the anxiety problems but in this situation I feel like I have the upper hand

Hmm Pub I think I do have skypeout ;)

i downloaded a prussian blue album, and they sound cuuuutte :o

& the lyrics make me lol :x

Sorry liquid I'm in the middle of causing panic attacks to someone from 6000 miles away

:lol

There I am trying to get on with my work & slowly building my self-confidence to be able to answer the phone if it rings, & then it occurs to me that Esuohlim knows girls & he might get one of them to do the call for him.

I went to pieces before it occured to me how very, very gay it would be to do that.

Who wants to know my number on the condition that you not be a humongous douchebag and call at three in the a.m.?

Sorry, I'm a humongous douchebag.


I want to prank phonecall pub lover liked I did to fartin mowler.