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Guitar Woman Mar 26th, 2008 03:09 AM

I would form a positive relationship encompassing love and companionship with her, and accept any sex that happened to come along

Guitar Woman Mar 26th, 2008 03:10 AM

and yes, she is a plus sized lady

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 03:11 AM

Guitar Woman Mar 26th, 2008 03:12 AM

Oh, Gerard, hold me in your frail, womanly arms

Guitar Woman Mar 26th, 2008 03:12 AM

and then euthanize me because I have been bitten by vampires

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 03:13 AM


Guitar Woman Mar 26th, 2008 03:19 AM

I want to looooooooooove

Tadao Mar 26th, 2008 03:23 AM

Wash your hair.

ElPila666 Mar 26th, 2008 05:12 AM

Is he wearing a wig?

Guitar Woman Mar 26th, 2008 12:48 PM

how dare you

Fathom Zero Mar 26th, 2008 01:10 PM

I bet she has a strap-on.

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 01:11 PM

You would win that bet. ;)

liquidstatik Mar 26th, 2008 01:23 PM

i tried using a dildo once but i couldn't get it in there at ALL ;<

Guitar Woman Mar 26th, 2008 01:24 PM

you have to lube it up some, silly

liquidstatik Mar 26th, 2008 01:28 PM

i DID though, but idk it was a pretty big one and i can usuallyy only get like one finger int here anyway :x

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 01:50 PM

You have to relax, try thinking about taking a really big shit.

liquidstatik Mar 26th, 2008 01:52 PM

thats what i was thinking i mean my shits are so much bigger than dicks if they come out you'd thikn i could get it in there idk ill try again tonight ;_______;;

liquidstatik Mar 26th, 2008 01:53 PM


Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 01:58 PM

Infractions all around for this conversation. :x

Misdemonar Mar 26th, 2008 02:22 PM


Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 542337)
i tried using a dildo once but i couldn't get it in there at ALL ;<

: D

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2008 08:24 PM

So a kid I was friends with way back in elementary school is the lead male vocalist/guitar player in his band and they're putting out their first EP on Friday.

I really hate their type of music, but for some reason since I know the guy I can't help but find it absolutely capitivating and I've been listening to their stuff on their myspace page like all day >:

I also believe that, if by some chance they become successful, he will be the whitest black male vocal lead in a band ever (watch out Hootie :eek)

Obviously this can't be of any interest to anyone else but me, so I'm only providing their Myspace page link so that I can hold a contest to see if anyone can find ANY BLACK GUY EVER that sounds any less black than this ("Submarines" is a good song for this). Also, Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air doesn't count, sorry :rolleyes

GADZOOKS Mar 26th, 2008 08:27 PM

Rick Ashtley

note: He sound black to me, kind of like SEAL.

nevermind I listened to the one you said, that is embarassingly white

There was a white guy on Seinfeld that Elaine though was black. He might win.

bigtimecow Mar 26th, 2008 10:48 PM

guys, i have ladybugs in my room

every night i find atleast one dead one and see another flying around. should i be concerned? :(

Tadao Mar 26th, 2008 10:50 PM

Yes, you have atheds in your bedroom, that's gross.

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 10:54 PM

T-Dawg, Terra would be your perfect match if she wasn't pregenant now & high off the hormones.

Unless you have tocophilia.

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