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Right, so, once again I find myself stuck in the publishing lab for a couple of hours, and none of you fuckers are doing anything interesting. I'm bored, and unless you all want to be regaled by the adventures of Mikey and Fucko, the Lovable Inchworms, I suggest someone start talking

I'm bored also. Really need a new video game, but all of them suck at the moment. DICE need to hurry up and make Battlefield 3 >:

Say, anyone know how to get rid of really think burnt on crap from a cooker hob? I've tried oven cleaner but that only took off the less severe marks. I need some kind of chemical that dissolves carbon.

I can recommend some chemicals that dissolve skin as well, but I wouldn't recommend them.

Perhaps I'll just leave the oven cleaner on way longer than is recommended.

Would this be in comic form? Because I really enjoyed the portraits you drew last time.

Even if you revealed that you think I'm a pale reclusive worm.

Tautology.

Not pale, reclusive worm. Pale, reclusive turtle.

And so they die. :(

Warn your children.

But they will live forever in our hearts

Man, motherfuckers better be appreciating Black Flag's joke, that shit is awesome and dj bastard is a fag >:

Black Flag is a vet. DJ Bastard is not.

he is too

Under what name? This isn't the old I-Mockery forums where any jackanape can claim to be a vet. That sort of flimflam was done away with when Bape created the vet list.

OK, This is an oldddd memory... and I have attempted to do a bit of research.

But does ANYONE remember the song "Alley-Oop" being done by George Thorogood?

Jediscum? Didn't I ban you?

Umm... no, i just had to sober up for a few days.

Y'know, spirit is strong, flesh is weak and all that crap.

But i am serious about that song....

Czechs don't like to be bounced. It spills their off-brand budweiser into their goulash.

HEY GUYSSSSSSSSSS!!!

i'm offended at the lack of me in that llist ;_;

I'm not on the list ;(. But my 2.54 average post per day can't compare to your 3.40, liquid. I'm such a failure.

I should just find a cliff and jump off it. God I'm depressed...