Mother Nature just gave me a terrible Christmas present.
At least it's red so it's kind of festive.

Whoa Hickman's back, luckily he wasn't at the argentinian army cuz they're really tough there, i hear that if you spot a bug in your soup you gotta raise your spoon and shout "viva la patria carajo" (hail the homeland) and take it proudly to your mouth, yuk

YOU BETTER NOT TURN OUT TO BE A GUY, BECAUSE THIS IS SO BLOODY GAY ALREADY. >:


NOT SAFE FOR EYES & MEMORIES OR EVEN MY ALREADY FUCKED UP REPUTATION:

DON'T YOU DARE TELL HER ABOUT ME!

Ah! OOoooh.

I feel so satisfied.

:x


Yay! @ post-exibitionism regret.

Pub, that looks like an office were other co-workers might sit. Kinky.

I want clearer pictures.

CIG- didn't you just recently have a present? :/ Is something the matter?

I want my back to stop hurting so I could do some damn situps occasionally.
I didn't even close the door. ;)

I had to close the curtains only because the glare of the sun reflected off my pale form completey blinded the webcam.
And if I had a better camera to hand, you would have them.

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day,
you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye
Tell me baby
Do you recognize me?
Well
It's been a year
It doesn't surprise me
Merry Christmas,
I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I love you"
and meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you kissed me now
I know you'd fool me again

A crowded room
Friends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you
And your soul of ice
Oh my I thought you were
Someone to rely on
Me?
I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
A friend to discover with a
fire in her heart
A girl under cover but
you tore me apart
You tore me apart, ooo-ooo
Now I've found a real
love you'll never fool
me again

A friend to discover with a
fire in her heart
A girl under cover but
you tore me apart
Maybe next year,
I'll give it to someone
I'll give it to someone special.

IT'S NOT MY KID CIG AND YOU CAN'T PROVE IT!

CiG, I hate that type of present. Mini pills are my friend in this respect.

They keep you regular?

They stop completly. I havent had a period for about 6 months.

Bliss.

Blood make a great warm lube.

Yeah, having them actually be into you is too much of a long shot. :(


Shrub, does it also promote facial hair and clit-growth? Or does it forstall your menopause, making you immortal? :eek

I have a wide wiener.

Lets see? :(

Then you'll stalk me :O

Pub, I have no idea.

No difference to normal, that i've noticed.

*Hugs*

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW CUTE YE ARE, YE STILL GOTTA MAKE YER BED! :mom

:lol

On the offchance that photobucket decided to delete that pants pic, I decided to save it. :x

Not wanting it anywhere I went regularly, I thought it amusing to put it in my Shrub folder. :x

I was surprised and pleased to find I didn't have a Shrubfest folder. :)

But now I keep wanting to make one. >: