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I'm gonna rent L4D2 tonight to play because I need some time away from my girlfriend.

I can't even play STAR OCEAN because gf gets annoyed.

She's all like "Hey, what're ya doing? Wanna snuggle?"

and I'm all like "Can't, doing MAN STUFF."

"Oh, are you still playing that game? You've been playing for like 2 hours now."

so I say "WTF, I only killed 20 Psynards and haven't even fought the boss yet!"

They need to make a controller that allows you to snuggle and play games at the same time. Like the Tim and Eric concert girlfriend holder thing.

My friend used to have the RPG controller for PS1 where all the buttons were condensed to use one hand.

I had that, wouldn't work for L4D2 or MW2 though.

IT WORKS WONDERS FOR PLAYING PARASITE EVE AND JERKING OFF

It's situations like these that make me wish I had a Nintendo Power Glove

DOA IS GREAT WITH THAT CONTROLLER.

You've just gotta find the right girl that doesn't do that. Or be immune to inane bullshit.

Preferably the former. I found a girl like that, and now I'm chasing after her like a panther to a unicorn.

I'm pretty sure george would've rather had your wife, too.

these last few pages have been very amusing.

except for everything F-zero says.

You'd have to be in a GRAVE SITUATION to be immune.

Hey, I couldn't pick you out of an internet line-up, buddy.

I can't see that video where I am but I can only imagine it's HILARIOUS.

Well, you'd be wrong. How does it feel to be wrong?

It's not a good feeling. Kind of like sand in your ear.

FEELS LIKE I DID IT BEFORE
FEELS LIKE I DID IT BEFORE
FEELS LIKE I DID IT BEFORE
FEELS LIKE I DID IT... BEFORE!

saw a little old lady in an AC/DC hoodie today. That was kind of weird-looking.

one time when i drove through pamona or some retarded city in LA we drove into a chilli's or cocos or some shit restaurant parking lot to get some food and this old lady totally accosted us for money so she could buy a "new sweater" and the weird thing was that the sweater she was already wearing was pretty nice and looked pretty trendy. I can only imagine that she wanted to trade it in for a knitted wool sweater from the goodwill that had a giant picture of Santa claus on it or some ugly pattern.

either that or buy crack from the crazy crackhead sitting in the parking lot watching her :(

ALSO IF YOU GET LEFT 4 DEAD 2 DUDE LET US KNOW :O MY XBL NAME IS SEPHONE

CHEATING WHORE

SHALL I SEARCH THROUGH THE "WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING NOW" THREAD FOR ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO YOU"VE WRONGED ME WITH?

CAN'T YOU LEAVE ALL OF THAT IN THE PAST YOU ARE ALWAYS BRINGING UP OLD SHIT

JUST LIKE A WOMAN

JUST LIKE A FUCKING BROAD

This weekend sucks. This party sucked.

Life fucking sucks here. Jesus.