The "outlet mall" back home has been phasing out the "outlet" for years. It may no longer refer to itself as an outlet mall, especially since it was bought by a different company.


So I was at a store today with my roommate and I had a simple reminder of how easy it is to break the ice with strangers. My life since moving down here has gotten me so much more socially awkward than I have been in years.

"Outlet" is generally a complete misnomer, since it implies lower prices, and lower prices are seldom if ever found.

Didn't stop the place from being utterly packed wall-to-wall with morons, most pushing the gigantic "baby bulldozer" type strollers, many sick and coughing indiscriminately without covering their mouths.

I usually stay away from them and this was a good reminder as to why.

OULET MALL WE SELL OULETS

I want that fucking owl

Chili dogs were not even remotely a good idea for breakfast.

Why do I do this to myself?

I had a granola bar!

The word "ninja" is blocked at my work.

While doing a search on the internet or verbally?

while doing a search on the internet.

the guy sitting beside me was looking up ninja gaiden.

Maybe they blocked it because its game related. They block all game related content at mine too.

The baby shower wasn't that bad because it was in a VFW hall basement. So I ran the pool table(official sized too) and then we watched the Bills game.

High definition Blade Runner is literally the greatest thing ever.

EDIT: I SOUND LIKE GW

I fucking hate when people call me on the phone and they have to talk about everything they talk about at least twice and each thing takes like 30 seconds to say and they say it word for fucking word practically both times. JESUS.
SOMETIMES THEY REPEAT IT THREE TIMES.

working at mcdonalds is rough, bro

ya dawg likez i got uh a blunt boutz 2 blaze dat $hit like DMX

BLAIZEITUPPP

HEY

http://www.hulu.com/watch/106042/the...d-and-the-ugly
HEY GAYS CHECK OUT THIS

The movie Pistol Opera is also on Hulu, I just found out last night. It's a very good Jap-style movie.

Hahaha they have The Incredible Two-Headed Transplant

GBU in its entirety is also on Youtube. Good stuff.

I distinctly remember being nine or ten (and Sagat's "Funk Dat" being mildly popular), going into the kitchen and opening the fridge, saying "Question! Why is it that every time I want to eat some string cheese, I open the refrigerator and there ain't no string cheese to be found? Maaaaan, FUNK DAT!"

My mom got mad because she thought I was cursing at her.

I noticed this as I was wrapping some stocking-stuffer candy for someone.



Should we assume it's not made responsibly unless they specifically say so?