Official Kevin French Thread
 

HOW CAN YOU USE AN EXPANSION IF THERE IS NOTHING TO EXPAND UPON?!

How can I think with that awful racket blaring from your mouth? It sounds like a gorilla eating a log cabin!

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I was.... manipulating myself. To pornography.

GOOGER GEIGER

It should say "please no meat touching ma'am."

Hey, who wants to get it on with the Grubermeister

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And you know who else is great? You ya big homo!


Alright. Everybody ska!

The best part was when he was all, "at least mom and dad won't know about this" and then it turns out that his parents were gonna know about it! :lol

The best part was when the show got canceled.

No, the best part was when YOU SHUT UP.

OK I'M SORRY, I DO WATCH THE INTRO FOR THE RARE VERSION OF CAKE. BUT THEN I SEE GUITAR WOMAN IN A COFFEE HOUSE TALKING ABOUT HIP CARTOONS AND BANDS HE THINKS HE KNOWS ABOUT AND I THINK TO MYSELF WHY THE FUCK AM I WATCHING THIS PRETENTIOUS PIECE OF SHIT.

IT'S NOT PRETENTIOUS, IT'S JUST BETTER THAN YOU AND KNOWS IT.

This ain't about Guitar Woman being a jerk. You're stupid for disliking things he likes. Why can't you just take your hatred out on him?

Go sip your coffee and talk about Kafka. I'm just glad this shit is done son.

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