Words you can type using only 1 side of the keyboard
 

Assuming you know how to type, think of words you can type using only one side of the keyboard. There are a few out there like, "are" and "jomy." I just discovered a great one;

assface

u pimp.

reset

knob

scab

fart

Isn't b neutral?

QWERT YUIOP
ASDF G HJKL
ZXC V BNM

It's kind of rational, unless we're deciding with the non-letter symbols. So yeah, B (and G) would be a neutral.

Warts

Star Wars

The longest one possible is supposed to be 'stewardesses'

Fads are sad

I can type anything on one side of my keyboard... provided that I turn it vertically. :(

dew

reaver

dread

fax

fag

zebra

war

cat

dead

freebase

star cast

jumpin'

deserves ass!

erase
weed
dead
deed
read
sad
zed
red
feed

poop

hump

hum

jump

are

pooh

I

a

axe

lollipop

vag

tear

weed

zed

pumpkin decade begets feast trade, etcetera, hmm... PLONK!

Almost as much fun as palindromes. Also, I'm pretty sure "B" is meant to be struck with the left index finger, or at least is was in my high school typing class.

racecar

retard

server

sever

ever

fever

bar

Barr

see

add

Screw/screwed/screw(y) <stolen from the other side?

scarface

waterwave

rrrraaaaaaaaaaaawwwrrrr

jump up on him

beemania

where the fuck have you been, gayguy?

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious :lol jk

college has been good to me, that's where I have been I guess. :)
ROCK!

Funny thing btw, I have a girlfriend now.

holy shit, what's up russo?