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CaptainBubba Mar 25th, 2008 01:12 AM

Sigh
 
The girls thread sucks now bc you fgts interneted it up.

I propose we speak in this thread of troubles with women, speaking only in generalities as to further the sense of broad comradery between us fellas and sort of start up a pseudo-gay vibe maybe if thats cool not gay but boy ladies are a pain right guys?

:oneofthosedays

CaptainBubba Mar 25th, 2008 01:15 AM

Ladies expect things from guys. Or they don't but you want them to. Or there is an enriching mutual agreement on what is expected.

Bitches.

:oneofthosedays

Guitar Woman Mar 25th, 2008 01:20 AM

I am surrounded by slutty, idiotic women who desire slutty, idiotic men to have sex and do drugs with.

This is a problem for me, as I am in need of neither of these things and instead want a girl of substance who will act as a loving companion, and who I will do the same for.

I know it's high school and this isn't going to happen but go fuck yourself

Emu Mar 25th, 2008 01:59 AM

I used to think the same thing about most of the girls at my high school, but once I graduated and met them again in the real world they were a lot more tolerable. People just need to grow up I guess.

ElPila666 Mar 25th, 2008 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 541901)
I am surrounded by slutty, idiotic women who desire slutty, idiotic men to have sex and do drugs with.

I envy you, at least you aren't surrounded by nuns. I'm an idiotic man who desire slutty women to get stoned with. :tear

Sam Mar 25th, 2008 03:43 AM

For a woman, Opposite Day is everyday. :(

MetalMilitia Mar 25th, 2008 09:35 AM

What's with all the bras I guess it's THAT TIME OF THE MONTH :lol :lol :x

Dixie Mar 25th, 2008 01:09 PM

If it's Ladyboys you want, it's Ladyboys you get.





Some very fine looking shemales if I do say so myself.

sloth Mar 25th, 2008 04:51 PM

id kinda like to think shes just bottling it up but my better judgement says shes over me :(

and in that top photo the one in the middle is obviously a bloke, the others are crocodile dundees but the second from right just reminds me of when dogs turn to their owners with that confused expression on their face and start whimpering. only instead of a dog its my penis.

Grislygus Mar 31st, 2008 11:15 AM

I dunno about all this cynicism guys, the grand majority of the girls I associate with are pleasant company!

Though their loud and hyper friends are somewhat annoying!

Girl Drink Drunk Mar 31st, 2008 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 541901)
I am surrounded by slutty, idiotic women who desire slutty, idiotic men to have sex and do drugs with.

This is a problem for me, as I am in need of neither of these things and instead want a girl of substance who will act as a loving companion, and who I will do the same for.

I know it's high school and this isn't going to happen but go fuck yourself

Having a crush on trendy emo girls isn't going to help eihter:x

Guitar Woman Mar 31st, 2008 02:46 PM

It's more that I think the look a select few of them have is really goddamn cute (see the pic I posted <3)


most emo girls I think are really ugly, especially the ones who slather on eye makeup and have shit like banana stripes in their hair :x



another reason could be that I totally <3'd a girl who looked exactly like that about a year ago and still haven't gotten over her :(

Dr. Octogonopus Mar 31st, 2008 09:22 PM

All the hot emo girls at my school don't go to my school anymore. D:

CaptainBubba Mar 31st, 2008 09:37 PM

I find it vexing that when I am consumed with making ladies like me they do, but then I find out I am prety damn cold concerning them, but if I like a lady she does not care.

:oneofthosedays

Zomboid Apr 2nd, 2008 04:10 AM

I think that's pretty common. That happens to me all the time :(

Dr. Boogie Apr 2nd, 2008 12:05 PM

Gotta focus your energies on the ladies, and quit giving hoes the time of day.

Terra Apr 2nd, 2008 11:52 PM

Agreed to Dr. Boogie.

Except Zomboid? You have *got* to stop shitting out of your ass when you sneeze. That is a big deal buster with the ladies!

j/k

Fat_Hippo Apr 3rd, 2008 11:48 AM

Would you prefer if he shat out of any other bodily orifice?

Terra Apr 4th, 2008 09:43 PM

hell yeah

T-Rex Apr 8th, 2008 05:51 AM

What's the problem dudes? If you want to have value in a girls eyes, then become a person of value. Learn how to tell stories, spruce up the wardrobe, hit the gym, do interesting stuff. You can't fake it 'til you make it. Getting into a relationship with a girl is the easy bit, it's maintaining it that tends to be hard.

Dr. Boogie Apr 8th, 2008 12:03 PM

If you'd go back and read what they said, their problem isn't getting into a relationship with a girl, it's getting into a relationship with the right girls. In essence they need to quit focusing on easy lays if they want to hook up with classy dames?

And the whole point of faking it is so that you don't have to make it.

Tadao Apr 8th, 2008 04:29 PM

While you see a chance, take it,
When you find romance, make it,
Because it`s all, on you.

T-Rex Apr 9th, 2008 10:55 AM

But Dr. Boogie, how can we destinguish a classy dame from a really gross one? Sometimes, gross dames pretend to be all classy right up until and a bit beyond when you get into a relationship with them. Then it's too late and all kinds of troubles.

Dr. Boogie Apr 9th, 2008 12:11 PM

Trying paying attention. It's not just a world of debutantes and crack whores.

There's plenty in the middle. You just have to look for the signs.

CaptainBubba Apr 10th, 2008 12:15 AM

Fuck it I am just going to play WoW and masturbate into a sock. The more I think about it that seems like so much more fun that actually putting the effort into pretending to like what pretty girls like. I can find girls here there and inbetween I think I would just rather be alone honestly.


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