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HE IS SAYING HE WANTS A HOVERCRAFT

CHRIST YOU PEOPLE ARE FCKN DUMB GO TO COLLEGE AND LEARN JAPANESE LIKE A REAL INTERNET WARRIOR. THEN DATE A JAPANESE GIRL AND HAVE HER TEACH YOU JAPANESE A REAL SEXY WAY.

ME: Ok.. Ok.. So, how do I say: "It's a miracle, I can feel my legs again"?
MY GF: I no ruv you anrimoru.

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Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 709462)

HOVERHOE: THEY'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND OUR LOVE, HOVEY
DANNY HOVERCRAFT: BTCH

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Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 709462)

HOVERHOE: AH! NOT IN PUBLIC BABE, PLUS YOU KNOW IM ON MY FOURTH TRIMESTER IN THIS PREGNANCY
DANNY HOVERCRAFT: BTCH

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Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 709464)

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:_...alldp1.jpg&t=1
HOVERCRAFT PORN

All of a sudden i cant post pictures

i WANTED TO POST THE PIC OF THAT WOMAN IN THE BLUE DRESS BUT THE INTERNETS ALL LKIKE "NO MORE PLEASE".

DR.MARIO'S LOG 11/2/20XX/: I remember so much, but yet I seem to forget more and more everyday. The good times outweigh the bad, yes. With each picture I feel as if time had passed in a blink.

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We were young then. We seemed to know everything, but yet, we knew nothing. This was a time before I knew how to speak in such paradoxical terms. This was a time when we had the world by the mushrooms. Before the great awakening of Hovercraft Toni Braxton.

Those times were different. Much different. We raided castles, dressed up like 'coons, and shot fire. I still feel his breath on the back of my neck. Were times good you ask?

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Times were indeed good. Luigi and I had humped the Mushroom Kingdom into a limp submission. We even started our own club. Back when music was good and Yoshi wasn't a Sex Offender. I remember selling bumps of star dust to the Hammer Bros in the bathroom. We were so care free.

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Ah, our favorite cafe. I always ordered something I knew he'd approve of: A salad, water, and if he was in a particularly good mood, the french onion soup. We had sold Club Oui by that time. This was when we began to kindle something very special. We were on top of the world before the Great Awakening.

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On top of the world.

DR. MARIO'S LOG TRANSMISSION END\

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Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 709458)

APOLLOOGIZING AFTER SEX

APOLOGIZING BEFORE SEX

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 709477)

APOLOGIZING BEFORE SEX

AND DURING

GO JET FORCE GEMINI ON THAT BTCH