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DamnthatDavid Oct 27th, 2003 03:50 AM

Ah, so it this kind of board.

Bunch of fucking faggots, why don't you fucking lay down some good insults on me? How about my fucking spelling?
Iz its fuking goud enogh fore U fukheds?

Or shall I fucking talk like some lame ass noobie poster?
U 4zz wh0r3s, I 1z m4ztt3r h0xx0r #1

Come on, do your fucking worse you fucking idiots.

So, have I adjusted to this fucking awesome site's forums yet?

MK IV Oct 27th, 2003 03:52 AM

No.

Skulhedface Oct 27th, 2003 03:53 AM

no

DamnthatDavid Oct 27th, 2003 03:56 AM

Well Fuck Me, and Fuck my dead Aunt Sally while ya'll at it.

Supafly345 Oct 27th, 2003 03:59 AM

Holy fuck. Fucking fuckers. Fuck the fuck. Fuckiddy fuck fuck fuck.

Anonymous Oct 27th, 2003 04:52 AM

No.

jin Oct 27th, 2003 05:17 AM

I concur.

No.

Anonymous Oct 27th, 2003 05:31 AM

Jin, will you take care of me in my later years?

jin Oct 27th, 2003 05:33 AM

We will be young forever.

DJ Potatoe Oct 27th, 2003 06:13 AM

the only thing worse than a FaQ-Tard that says "Hi, I'm new" is a FaQ-Tard that says "Hi, I'm new, please insult me to your best."

I mean, Jesus...that'll do the trick.

DamnthatDavid Oct 27th, 2003 04:09 PM

Perhaps you should create a guideline for first time posters?

Full power-point presentation, something that will show us all how to meekly obey the elders of the board.

Of course, I would proberly ignore it, and post the same way anyway.
Really though, should I just say
"Fucking Whats up Fuckards? You don't fucking know me, but I'm a tall son of a bitch and perhaps a slight attention slut. Not a whore, for whore gets paid."

Bennett Oct 27th, 2003 04:13 PM

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=3138

Rez Oct 27th, 2003 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid
Perhaps you should create a guideline for first time posters?
OH WAIT HERE IT IS I'M A FUCKIN IDIOT: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=3138

Full power-point presentation, something that will show us all how to meekly obey the elders of the board.

Of course, I would proberly ignore it, and post the same way anyway AND GET MY SHITTY SELF BANNED
Really though, should I just say
"Fucking Whats up Fuckards? You don't fucking know me, but I'm a tall son of a bitch and perhaps a slight attention slut. Not a whore, for whore gets paid." HEY I JUST MIGHT BE MAD MAX, OR HIS RETARDED BITCH.


kellychaos Oct 27th, 2003 04:35 PM

Negativamundo!


Rongi Oct 27th, 2003 04:39 PM

You suck.

soundtest Oct 27th, 2003 05:39 PM

:lol choptop rules

Evil Robot Oct 27th, 2003 06:12 PM

Quote:

Well Fuck Me, and Fuck my dead Aunt Sally while ya'll at it.
You better watch what you say around here because I WILL FUCK YOU. ILL FUCK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME! I'll stick a broom handle up your ass broken side first. I'LL FREAKING SLIT YOUR SPHINCTER WITH A RAZOR TO LOOSEN YOU UP AND THEN RAPE YOU WITH DEBRIS I FIND LAYING ON THE SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY.

glowbelly Oct 27th, 2003 06:46 PM

:love evil robot :love

lotida is a cuntitty and i'm a girl so i can say that without her getting offended by an overused word. plus, i just made that word up, so it's not really overused. i especially like that she isn't offended by the word "cunt," but by the overusage of the word. i wonder if we all started to call her "bitch," "slut," "whore," or "weeniegobbler" if she would be as offended by our overusage of those words. shit, i just realized that i type "the" an awful lot. i hope i don't offend her for saying that...or "offend" for that matter, because lord knows i could use a thesaurus right now to try to think of another word for "offend."

i bet if we started using the same words over and over in lotida's presence she would explode from being OFFENDED.

but this is about the new guy, right? i don't know enough about him yet to make fun of him. :( he sure is hostile, though.

Evil Robot Oct 27th, 2003 06:55 PM

Quote:

captain robot
nO, Evil Robot. Captain robo is to scared to go on the internet now after what I did to him.
And as an afterthought, I don't believe for ONE SECOND that "lowtide a" is actually a girl. It is my belief that "it" is one of those people who try to act like a girl on the internet in hopes of gaining more knowledge of the opposite sex so one day when "he" decides to pull "his" crusted ass away from the video games "he" won't seem like the total sociopath "he" really is.

glowbelly Oct 27th, 2003 06:59 PM

i get all you machine types confuzzled

Evil Robot Oct 27th, 2003 07:04 PM

It's easy to remeber
Evil Robot: Fucking rules (edit- and acording to my user pic is a black man)
all other screen names: Fucking suck ass and enjoy being raped.

glowbelly Oct 27th, 2003 07:07 PM

please hushup before i start to dislike you again :(

Lotida Oct 27th, 2003 08:24 PM

Glowbelly...

Are you as stupid as your post to me sounds?? I never said I was offended by anything on here. I laughed at the fact that everyone throws the "cunt" word around in hopes to offend others.

Little girl, there is nothing you can say that would make me do anything but laugh in your face! Do keep trying though I am thoroughly amused. :)

Have a great day!! :lol

Schimid Oct 27th, 2003 08:25 PM

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth!

DJ Potatoe Oct 27th, 2003 09:41 PM

Ltida: Glow Belly is more of a woman than you'll ever be..and it's true. And to quote her form what she said to me the first time I posted over a year ago..

"I like Bruce Lee. I don't like you. You make me sad."


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