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Name- Daniel
Age- 18 job- student and bad-ass supermarket cashier where you at?- N.Ireland why did you start posting- mainly because of the action figure contest how long have you been on the board- for about 2 days hobbies- video games, tv, attempting to sleep fav. music/band- hmmm... no real preference fav. book- red dwarf - infinity welcomes careful drivers fav. movie- mallrats, braindead, back to the future, terminator Who do you hate the most on this board- me what is that smell- - that billy, is the smell of justice......(sniff)....thats the smell of justice.... gaming i am currently playing (not at the same time you muffin head): GTA vice city, rise of nations, eternal darkness movies ive seen recently: animal house, robocop 1-3 and Osmosis jones |
Name- Karl
Age- 23 job- Internet Helpdesk Technician where you at?- Mo, US why did you start posting- I have no fucking clue really how long have you been on the board- about 2 days hobbies- Gaming, writing, producing Flows. General Debauchery. fav. music/band- Wu-Tang, PUTS, PLanet Asia, Shit like that fav. book- Karl von Clausewitz- On War fav. movie- Boondock Saints, Trainspotting, Snatch- Endless lisT! Who do you hate the most on this board- I'm sure I'll have someone to fill this slot soon enough... what is that smell- What? It's not Fucking me.... Holy shit it is! Huuuuuyeeech |
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taking over the world and nuking france at the same as shotguning rollerskating bikini girls while listening to 80s tunes is quite difficult, especially since they are on the same pc.
speaking of which, i am one more victory from taking over the world, the british empire will rule the world, right after i nuke the mayans. |
Dictator Dudef-ather Al Muff-inh-ead!
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infedels!
(hisssss) how did you know my secret identity you inferior pig-dog!
(cue random rasping noises) anyways i took over the world after 22 sucessful victories, in which time i took out 8 nations, including my former allies Russia. near the end i nuked random enemy farms and temples while waiting for my troops to assimilate the mayan capital. The british empire now rule the world! at least in my imagination |
Age- 15
job- hobo where you at?- toronto... why did you start posting- my friend gave me the link how long have you been on the board- 30 minutes hobbies- skateboarding...video games.... music... fav. music/band- hmmm... nirvana/korn fav. book- I dunno. fav. movie- I dont know. I just saw pirates of the carribean, it owned. lets say that. Who do you hate the most on this board- No clue, havent been here long enough. what is that smell- cat shit. >: |
Name- Jeff
Age- 15 job- None where you at?- North Carolina, world's leading producer of stupidity why did you start posting- Fan of I-Mockery how long have you been on the board- Few weeks hobbies- Music, movies, books fav. music/band- Pixies fav. book- IT fav. movie- Holy Grail Who do you hate the most on this board- Royal Tenenbaum, natch. what is that smell- My house. It smells bad because the convection oven is cleaning and it has that nasty "convection oven cleaning" smell. |
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Name- Hope
Age- 15 job- none where you at?- California (Orange County. It sucks here.) why did you start posting- Got bored. Not only that, but I'm a budding forum whore. how long have you been on the board- Registered today. hobbies- Writing, watching movies, RPing, acting.. fav. music/band- Barenaked Ladies or Oingo Boingo. Can't decide. fav. book- The Gunslinger by Stephen King fav. movie- Boondock Saints...! *huggles Irish accents* Who do you hate the most on this board- Haven't been here long enough to exactly say. what is that smell- dead aliens. |
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Name- ...dave
Age- 16 job- I do geeky things where you at?- San Jose (it's damn hot here) why did you start posting- I was running out of geeky things to do how long have you been on the board- a day (frrrr) hobbies- DDR fav. music/band- Queen fav. book- Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six fav. movie- BOONDOCK SAINTS Who do you hate the most on this board- Hell if I know what is that smell- toast (burnt) |
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Name- Call me Nin
Age- 14 job- Student where you at?-CT, USA why did you start posting- Got bored how long have you been on the board- Probably a couple of mins hobbies- Playing Video Games fav. music/band- Hoobastank fav. book- pffft Books? No way fav. movie- Thats hard I dunno >< No thinking Who do you hate the most on this board- Myself what is that smell-Cat Liter *takes a wiff* |
What's up with all the teenagers becoming members now? I'm not special. :/
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WHEN I GROW UP AND BECOME FAMOUS AND PEOPLE ASK ME FOR MY SIGNATURE, I'M GOING TO WRITE MY I-MOCKERY MESSAGE BOARD SIGNATURE DOWN FOR THEM ;)
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Name- tyler k
Age- old enough job- student where you at?- california why did you start posting- i needed to find a new message board how long have you been on the board- for a week or two i think fav. music/band- black sabbath, andrew w.k., cky, brandon dicamillo(lol) fav. book- anything by james patterson fav. movie- evil dead series, kevin smith movies, everything like cky,jackass,bum fights, and Girls Gone Wild!, a shitload more Who do you hate the most on this board- them fucking goths what is that smell- protein stains |
I can already tell by the Andrew WK that this guy is going to go far...
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Name - Steve
Age - 19 Job - Unemployed :( Where you at? - College Why did you start posting - to fill up the space left by my lack of a job How long have you been on the board? - Ten minutes. Hobbies - Sleeping in, wishing I had money, watching movies. Fav. Music/Band - Ozzy Osbourne Fav. Book - 1984 Fav. Movie - PCU Whom do you hate most on this board - The first person who mentions me in a post, because it seems like insults are the game around here. What is that smell - Freshman orientation was a few days ago. |
Name- Holly
Age- Stalk on, stalkers job- I'm rich where you at?- California why did you start posting- Honestly, that Wiffle character how long have you been on the board- =.) hobbies- Exploiting my employees fav. music/band- no fav. book- no fav. movie- no Who do you hate the most on this board- ... what is that smell- This question only applies to psychotics |
HEY HOLLY WANT TO GET LAID? I CAN HELP. ;) :lol ;) :lol
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Name- Warren
Age- 14 job- Bugs Bunny at Great Adventure where you at?- Jersey why did you start posting- I like I-Mockery long have you been on the board- I've been reading stuff for a while, but i signed up like an hour ago hobbies- DDR and other lesser games fav. music/band- Anti-Flag, Death by Stereo fav. book- 1984, Ender's Game fav. movie- Taxi Driver, anything Tarintino Who do you hate the most on this board- I love all you guys what is that smell- cat urine |
Name- I hate my real name...but some peope DO call me Dante.
Age- 15 job- student where you at?- New York, New York. why did you start posting- I enjoy I-Mockery/My own general boredom. long have you been on the board- Meh...a few days... hobbies- Guitar, video games, anime fav. music/band- Nirvana/Dropkick Murphy's fav. book- no favorites, really... fav. movie- Clerks/Momento Who do you hate the most on this board- No one...yet... what is that smell- ...shoe polish? |
Name- Heather Chapman
Age- 15 (soon to be 16) job- working on getting one...just recorded a few songs with a DJ in Australia and he's flying out here pretty soon to shoot the music videos...should be amusing...for now we're just having fun with it, but seeing as a few of the songs are airing in FL and Australia it has a bit of potential to turn into a job I suppose...also I'm filling out a job application at Fresh Market where you at?- Williamsburg, VA why did you start posting- Within the last few days...I don't remember...I joined a while back and forgot my name, so I re-joined hobbies- Singing/songwriting/trying to teach myself how to play an acoustic guitar and getting nowhere, confusing strangers in grocery stores, goofing off at Busch Gardens fav. music/band- I listen to pretty much every genre of music from Jewel to Control Machette fav. book- The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold fav. movie- Donnie Darko, Dead Poet's Society, Jawbreakers, and The Patriot Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't know people enough yet...but I don't HATE anyone...ever...so I probably won't what is that smell- mmm orange soda |
Name-Santina Furtado
Age-16 job- burger king where you at?- allentown, pennsylvania why did you start posting- another message board abused me how long have you been on the board- like 10 minutes hobbies-music fav. music/band-talking heads, further seems forever, nirvana, suicidal tendencies, bruce springstein and the e-street band lots of others fav. book- the outsiders fav. movie- pink floyd the wall (oh yeah i also love pink floyd) Who do you hate the most on this board- no one yet what is that smell-my brother |
"why did you start posting- another message board abused me"
-don't worry, that could NEVER happen here. |
Name- Male
Age- 19 job- NASA where you at?- new york why did you start posting- handkerchief, hand kerchief, ker chief, cheef, cheeef, cheeeeef how long have you been on the board- 2 days hobbies- Listening to music, driving, playing games, hunting fav. music/band- Linkin Park fav. book- The things they carried fav. movie- Saving Private Ryan Who do you hate the most on this board- what's a jade what is that smell- good beans come at a price |
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Name- Miller
Age- 16 job- student where you at?- Australia why did you start posting- that ska sucks site was funny, so I clicked on the forums link how long have you been on the board- 1 hour hobbies- music and not much else fav. music/band- Mad Caddies at the moment fav. book- 1984 fav. movie- Not really sure Who do you hate the most on this board- No-one what is that smell- My BO |
Hey, buddy. Welcome to the board. How is everything going for you? Good, I hope. Well, you take it easy now. Have a nice day. *hugs*
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Thanks Geggy :) *hugs back*
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Name- "D" That's what everyone calls me.
Age- 23 Job- Graphic Designer Where you at?- Louisville, KY. I wear shoes. Why did you start posting- It's hilarious. Fucking spectacular. How long have you been on the board- 10 Minutes. Hobbies- Soccer, Spinning Records.... Fav. music/band- Electronic stuff, mostly. Jungle/DNB Fav. book- Requiem for a Dream Fav. movie- Signs Who do you hate the most on this board- ThugGangsta, if anyone has that fucking lame ass, retarded name... What is that smell- That's just my grandma... She'll be gone in a few hours. |
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"d", you dont ride a robotic horse and kill vampires do you?
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Name: Sam.
Age: Fifteen. Job: Putting forks on tables for weddings. Fun times. Where you at?: Massachusetts. Why did you start posting?: My boyfriend MADE ME. How long have you been on the board?: Since today. Hobbies: Watching the emoticons dance ... Fav. music/band: Incubus, The Ataris, Saves The Day. Fav. book: To Kill A Mockingbird. Fav. movie: Being John Malkovich. Or however you spell his name. :/ Who do you hate the most on this board?: Eh. The people who are really mean to the other people who don't deserve it. ;x |
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Age- 20 job- It varies where you at?- Boulder Colorado why did you start posting- Decided to quit lurking how long have you been on the board- Lurk for months, join today! hobbies- Video games, rock climbing, sleeping music I like- Coldplay (because they're awesome), U2 (Only like one song: Elevation), Duran Duran (because it reminds me of the 80s. The sweet sweet 80s), Daft Punk (good car music). fav. book- The brothers Karamazov fav. movie- The Terminator 1 and 2 Who do you hate the most on this board- Mike, because he's my roommate. What a pal! :) what is that smell- the stuff that got spilled on the heater: Mystery goop. |
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Name- EverythingWillSuck
Age- 15 (16 next Monday) job- I'll get one... where you at?- California, the very fouth of SF. why did you start posting- To tell you you missed a genre in the Metal mockery page. how long have you been on the board- um, five minutes. hobbies- living? fav. music/band- bunch of bands, but mainly Fear Factory and Pitchshifter (both old and new) fav. book- Charles Dickens was a good author.. fav. movie- Blade Runner Who do you hate the most on this board- nobody... yet. what is that smell- my ass. |
I can tell you this much, you will suck.
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Don't we already have an EverythingSucks? Are we going to get an EverythingHasSucked? :(
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and then "Fssucks" lets all pray.
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I'll do the form!
Name-xolik Age-27 job-Computer Tech where you at?-LA Area why did you start posting-Forms seem cool how long have you been on the board-Lurker for a few months now hobbies-Working out, clubs, music, RPGs fav. music/band-Anything Trance fav. book-Everyman for Himself fav. movie-Pirates of the Carribian Who do you hate the most on this board-I don't hate anybody..yet what is that smell-Oh, that would be me. I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it. I said, I LOVE IT! |
Why the fuck would you work out as a hobby?
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Name-Eric
Age- Older than most job-...accounting :suicide where you at?- Somewhere in Mexico why did you start posting-I dont know how long have you been on the board- Lurking for months hobbies- Videogames, movies, sex fav. music/band- Iron Maiden, Metallica fav. book- Vampire chronicles fav. movie- Highlander Who do you hate the most on this board- Nobody...yet what is that smell- Dog shit |
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Name- Robert
Age- 20 job- Army slave where you at?- Fort "Hell", Texas why did you start posting- I just felt compelled to do it how long have you been on the board- just now hobbies- you know I dont think I have one but I love video games fav. music/band- I love classic rock fav. book- magazine fav. movie- Batman with Adam West and Burt Ward Who do you hate the most on this board- no one what is that smell- Fuck, I dont know how I could forget to wipe my ass |
Name- Mark
Age- 17 job- super market lacky where you at?- New Jersey why did you start posting- i figured "oh what the hell?" how long have you been on the board- like 5 minutes, no wait... 6 hobbies- chillen with my soon-to-be wife fav. music/band- Led Zeppelin fav. book- Lord of the Rings fav. movie- The Warriors Who do you hate the most on this board- Steve.... no... John what is that smell- Dude, what the hell IS that? Bob, was that you? ...Jesus Christ... |
Hello, white trash. :bow
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Name- Nicky
Age- 17 job- floor technican and part time MC where you at?- Manchester, England why did you start posting- Seemed A Good Idea how long have you been on the board- 5 minutes hobbies- Sex, Music, Clubbin, Sex, Sex and er Football fav. music/band- Dance/Trance/Rap, NWA fav. book- Rouge Trader - Nick Leeson fav. movie- Back To The Future Who do you hate the most on this board- Nobody, yet what is that smell- My Ass - Doofy- Scary Movie |
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Name-Chamera
Age:13 job:nothing Where you at?:New Mexico Why did you start posting?:I don't know How long have you been on the board?:Since like yesterday Hobbies:watching t.v(mostly anime), sleeping,talking,listening to music, playing video games, fighting, and buying things. Fav.music/band:Marilyn manson, Cradle of filth, and murder dolls. Fav. book: I don't like reading. Fav. movie: South park ,bigger,longer and uncut, and the yu-Gi-Oh movie. Who do you hate most on the board?:My self Whats that smell?: I peed on the floor. |
Ok, the last 12 people who posted your profiles have been rejected.
I'm sorry, you will not be alowed onto the I-mockery board, or into the super 1337 secret inner circle. You will not find out what the secret handshake is, you will not het a club ring in the mail in 6-8weeks. No mockers in your area will come to visit you. You may lurk as much as you want, just do not post. Do not expect to even see a blue plastic pig. Your Blog will not even be read so we can make fun of it. You will not even be allowed to be hazed for the next 17 days as per requiremnet. Zod does not like you. THAT IS ALL! |
Name - Jason
Age - 19 Job - Looking right now Where you at? - Kentucky Why did you start posting? - Because I-Mockery humors me. How long have you been on the board? - Just started Hobbies - Video Games, Collecting the new MOTU figures, WWE, random stuff. Fav. Music/Band - Don't really have one. I usually jump around on liking music. Fav. Book - JtHM Fav. Movie - LotR, Matrix, Transformers, and more Who do you hate most on the board? - You know when you brush your teeth and the next morning you have a sore in your mouth because you didn't brush good enough? I hate those. What's that smell? - Boo berry cereal. |
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Name- Travis
Age- 21 job- Dishwasher (shut up) where you at?- Pittsburgh why did you start posting- Because once you start, you can never get away... how long have you been on the board- I was here for a year before under a different name. hobbies- Gaming, music, reading fav. music/band- As Hope Dies fav. book- Dune Messiah fav. movie- The Prophecy? Who do you hate the most on this board- BlackFlag. He's mean. :(;):( what is that smell- Can't you smell that smell? |
Name - Jon
Age - 18 Job - Bum Music - Power Metal Band - Rhapsody Book - The Divine Comedy Movie - All The Terminators |
Name-Lee
Age- 22 job- student where you at?- UK manchester why did you start posting- jul 03 ??? how long have you been on the board-since may hobbies- comp games , reading fav. music/band- Mike Patton , Metalica (pre black album) fav. book- Any discworld - T Pratchett fav. movie- Evil Dead 2, Lost boys,Soylent Green Who do you hate the most on this board- ? what is that smell-diapers. |
Name- BestRest
Age- 11 job- Student :( where you at?- Estonia why did you start posting- ???? :( :( :( how long have you been on the board- few days hobbies- Computer, beating up my dog fav. music/band- Mitallika & Rammstein & other crap.. DMX :P fav. book- i dont read b00ks fav. movie- James b0nd Who do you hate the most on this board- :( what is that smell- fart :) |
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And how old are you exactly Nightmare? I actually thought that you were 11.
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HOW OLD R U!!!1?
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Name- Nerd
Age- 15 job- Student. where you at?- Connecticut. why did you start posting- I want to be part of the party. :) how long have you been on the board- Just now. hobbies- Nerd-ish activities. fav. music/band- Band? I'm a nerd. I listen to techno music. :) fav. book- To Kill a Mocking Bird fav. movie- The Matrix Who do you hate the most on this board- The next person to post in this thread. >: what is that smell- What smell? Sorry, I can't smell for shit. :) |
Meet your new enemy Nerd!
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Asshole. :(
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Nerd :(
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Name- Alex
Age- 22 male job- Student where you at?- Australia why did you start posting- Lurker, fan of I-mock.com. how long have you been on the board- A while. Had an account before this. hobbies- Gaming, Anything computer related fav. music/band- Emil Bulls Orgy Mudvayne fav. book- None. fav. movie- The Big Lebowski Who do you hate the most on this board- No one what is that smell- My dinner |
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Only people with backwards names are welcome on the boards. >:
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OMG!! I NEVER NOTICED!! IF I SPELL YOUR NAME BACKWARDS IT IS THE MIDDLE NAME OF RICHARD NIXON!
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