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The Retro Kat Aug 21st, 2003 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NIGhtMAre
and then "Fssucks" lets all pray.

Would you shut the fuck up and leave already you obese testicle muncher?

ginmortal Aug 22nd, 2003 07:31 PM

Name-Eric
Age- Older than most
job-...accounting :suicide
where you at?- Somewhere in Mexico
why did you start posting-I dont know
how long have you been on the board- Lurking for months
hobbies- Videogames, movies, sex
fav. music/band- Iron Maiden, Metallica
fav. book- Vampire chronicles
fav. movie- Highlander
Who do you hate the most on this board- Nobody...yet
what is that smell- Dog shit

Jixby Phillips Aug 22nd, 2003 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ginmortal
what is that smell- Dog shit

best one yet :eek

The_voice_of_reason Aug 22nd, 2003 09:26 PM

what is that smell- Jixby's jokes. :rolleyes

Incorporeal Aug 23rd, 2003 03:06 PM

Name- Robert
Age- 20
job- Army slave
where you at?- Fort "Hell", Texas
why did you start posting- I just felt compelled to do it
how long have you been on the board- just now
hobbies- you know I dont think I have one but I love video games
fav. music/band- I love classic rock
fav. book- magazine
fav. movie- Batman with Adam West and Burt Ward
Who do you hate the most on this board- no one
what is that smell- Fuck, I dont know how I could forget to wipe my ass

Warrior_Swan Aug 24th, 2003 11:13 PM

Name- Mark
Age- 17
job- super market lacky
where you at?- New Jersey
why did you start posting- i figured "oh what the hell?"
how long have you been on the board- like 5 minutes, no wait... 6
hobbies- chillen with my soon-to-be wife
fav. music/band- Led Zeppelin
fav. book- Lord of the Rings
fav. movie- The Warriors
Who do you hate the most on this board- Steve.... no... John
what is that smell- Dude, what the hell IS that? Bob, was that you? ...Jesus Christ...

FS Aug 25th, 2003 04:32 AM

Hello, white trash. :bow

Puffy P MC Aug 25th, 2003 07:41 AM

Name- Nicky
Age- 17
job- floor technican and part time MC
where you at?- Manchester, England
why did you start posting- Seemed A Good Idea
how long have you been on the board- 5 minutes
hobbies- Sex, Music, Clubbin, Sex, Sex and er Football
fav. music/band- Dance/Trance/Rap, NWA
fav. book- Rouge Trader - Nick Leeson
fav. movie- Back To The Future
Who do you hate the most on this board- Nobody, yet
what is that smell- My Ass - Doofy- Scary Movie

NIGhtMAre Aug 25th, 2003 12:05 PM

:/ :( :) >: is all that i have to say

Anonymous Aug 25th, 2003 12:09 PM

I wish there was some accept/reject method we could employ through this thread. Like in Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball.

Jixby Phillips Aug 25th, 2003 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Incorporeal
what is that smell- Fuck, I dont know how I could forget to wipe my ass

:lol

Jixby Phillips Aug 25th, 2003 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warrior_Swan
what is that smell- Dude, what the hell IS that? Bob, was that you? ...Jesus Christ...

:lol

Jixby Phillips Aug 25th, 2003 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Puffy P MC
what is that smell- My Ass - Doofy- Scary Movie

:lol

Big McLargehuge Aug 25th, 2003 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
Quote:

Originally Posted by Incorporeal
what is that smell- Fuck, I dont know how I could forget to wipe my ass

:lol

:lol2


>:

Cap'n Crunch Aug 25th, 2003 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Puffy P MC
hobbies- Sex, Music, Clubbin, Sex, Sex and er Football

What the fuck is clubbin? Do you play golf or something?

Perndog Aug 25th, 2003 05:49 PM

I think he's talking about the baby seals.

Rongi Aug 25th, 2003 06:57 PM

Cap'n made me LOL :(

Phil the anorak Aug 27th, 2003 05:27 PM

Re: Hey Kids...Let's all get to know each other...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev. Danno
OK, The boards been up for a few days, We've all been fucking with each other. Maybe we should get to know one another better.
We might decide we don't hate some one as much, or it might just give us all more fuel for the fires of hate, ya hate...

Here's a simple form....

Name- Phil
Age- 40
job-government slave in the UK
where you at?- see above
why did you start posting- to make friends and influence people, ok just to have a laugh really
how long have you been on the board- 30 mins or so
hobbies- wildlife watching and recording
fav. music/band-Marillion
fav. book- Anything by Peter Tinniuswood
fav. movie- Depends on mood but choose from Goodfellas, Apocalypse Now, The Paleface, Once upon a time in america, Crouching tiger hidden dragon, The Killing fields
Who do you hate the most on this board-
what is that smell- me farting probably


The Retro Kat Aug 27th, 2003 05:47 PM

...fucking genius >: .

Marilyn Aug 27th, 2003 05:51 PM

Name-Chamera
Age:13
job:nothing
Where you at?:New Mexico
Why did you start posting?:I don't know
How long have you been on the board?:Since like yesterday
Hobbies:watching t.v(mostly anime), sleeping,talking,listening to music, playing video games, fighting, and buying things.
Fav.music/band:Marilyn manson, Cradle of filth, and murder dolls.
Fav. book: I don't like reading.
Fav. movie: South park ,bigger,longer and uncut, and the yu-Gi-Oh movie.
Who do you hate most on the board?:My self
Whats that smell?: I peed on the floor.

Rev. Danno Aug 27th, 2003 06:37 PM

Ok, the last 12 people who posted your profiles have been rejected.
I'm sorry, you will not be alowed onto the I-mockery board, or into the super 1337 secret inner circle. You will not find out what the secret handshake is, you will not het a club ring in the mail in 6-8weeks. No mockers in your area will come to visit you. You may lurk as much as you want, just do not post. Do not expect to even see a blue plastic pig. Your Blog will not even be read so we can make fun of it. You will not even be allowed to be hazed for the next 17 days as per requiremnet. Zod does not like you.
THAT IS ALL!

Drev Aug 27th, 2003 08:30 PM

Name - Jason
Age - 19
Job - Looking right now
Where you at? - Kentucky
Why did you start posting? - Because I-Mockery humors me.
How long have you been on the board? - Just started
Hobbies - Video Games, Collecting the new MOTU figures, WWE, random stuff.
Fav. Music/Band - Don't really have one. I usually jump around on liking music.
Fav. Book - JtHM
Fav. Movie - LotR, Matrix, Transformers, and more
Who do you hate most on the board? - You know when you brush your teeth and the next morning you have a sore in your mouth because you didn't brush good enough? I hate those.
What's that smell? - Boo berry cereal.

Esuohlim Aug 27th, 2003 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
Cap'n made me LOL :(

Yeah, he's actually been funny lately. :(

ItalianStereotype Aug 27th, 2003 08:57 PM

no, you've just been getting shittier.

Cap'n Crunch Aug 27th, 2003 08:58 PM

Thanks.


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