I can tell you're going to be a real winner. >:

i hate that expression. it twists my insides into a knot. couldn't you have said something more insulting? that expression just makes you seem lazy.

just ignore him.....hes our resident asshole. Feel free to just ignore him

Shut up, Johannas.

name: joe

job: student, semi-pro candelpin bowler

Where you at: Burbs o' Boston

why did I start postiing: lets call it a drunken impulse inspired by midget porn

How long have I been here: Initial post

Hobbies: The internet, Bowling, Dance Dance, Gaming, ceramics, critiquing movies

Favorite Band: Blind Guardian

Favorite Book: anything by douglas adams, anything by william gibson

Favortie Movie: Anything By tarantino, Boondock Saints, 12 monkeys

What Do I hate most about this board: that as I type this I have 0 posts

Whats that smell? Me reeking of B,O. from playing 3 hours of Dance Dance Revolution

Name- Grandpa Jones
Age- 82
job- Retired
where you at?- A retirement home
why did you start posting- I can't remember. :(
how long have you been on the board- Ok
hobbies- Sleeping, hitting on nurses, sleeping.
fav. music/band- Johnny Cash.
fav. book- Harry Potter
fav. movie- Madeline
Who do you hate the most on this board- I can't remember anybodys name. :(
what is that smell- I probably just shit myself.

Shove it, Johannes. You smell like rancid cunt yourself.

wheres all this bent up anger coming from? Were you beaten as a child??

DTH
JOHANNAS

PENT up.

Name - Aphrael
Age - 18
Job - student, casual IT helper
Where you at? - brisbane...queensland...australia...
Why did you start posting - because i felt like it?
How long have you been on the board - about a day...
Hobbies - ...as in my profile, i can't be fucked writing all this shit out...ASK!
Fav. music/band - Tool...or ICP...
Fav. book/s - The entire collection of David Eddings books
Fav. movie - Tank Girl
Who do you hate the most on this board - MrAdventure...i'm not going to shut up no matter HOW many times you keep telling me to...
What is that smell - ...amusing...there are now scents on the net...how come i wasn't informed?!?!

CONGRATS MR ADVENTURE!

THIS CALLS FOR A RAP BATTLE, I SWHOULD START ONE IN MOCK WARS (AND I MIGHT)

Name - for your reference... Lassoam

age - 18

job - student as of this summer at VCU, and i just quit my
job so i'm currently unemployed

Where you at? - Williamsburg, Virginia or Richmond, VA
depending on when youre talking to me.

Why did you start Posting - kind of did on the old one,
but i hate ez board

How long have you been on the board - under 2 weeks

Hobbies? - mandolin, guitar, metal, i collect cds
(i.e. dont burn)

Fav. music/band - i like too many bands for different reasons
so.. bm, dm, powermetal, viking metal, etc

Fav. Books - either the fountainhead or the dune series

fav. movie - my blue heaven

hate the most on this bb - metal sections got a watered
down vibe to it, no offense.

whats that smell? - i was born without a sense of smell

Name: Wolf Audet

Age: 17

Job: Student in high school/Grand Master of under water basket weaving

Where: Madison, CT

Why did you start posting: to tell some jesus freak to shut up

How long have you been posting: i used to post a little on the old board but mainly just looked ( about a year before the board switched over)

Hobbies: diveing, metal, and drugs

Fav. band: At The Gates

Fav. Book: Everything You Know Is Wrong

Fav. Movie: Donnie Darko, the matrix, Princess Moninoke (spelling?)

Hate the most on the board: their used to be a kid with BlackFlag somthing as his name he had a picture of some godzilla monster as an icon. he was a dumbass.

smell: burning flesh

Name- Dr. Andreas Raggamoffin, phd.
Age- 17
job- my last one fired me, simply because of "stalking my co-workers" and having a "poor personal appearance", etc.
where you at?- THE NINTH LAYER OF SWAMPY GEORGIAN INFERNO
why did you start posting- draw attention to myself
how long have you been on the board- few minutes
hobbies- i get so lonely sometimes. it's so very cold in here.
fav. music/band- System of a Cold Tool
fav. book- "The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath"
fav. movie- lord of the rings movies
Who do you hate the most on this board- it's too hostile.
what is that smell- sog.

:troutslap

Name: Brandon, obviously.
Age: 20, obviously.
Job: A student (i.e. unemployed)
Where you at: I'm somewhere...I don't know where, but I think I need you to come get me. I'm wearing your favorite leather jacket and there's mud all over it. Sorry.
Why did you start posting: Someone has a gun to my head.
How long have you been on the board: Lurking forever, started posting today.
Hobbies: You're better off not knowing about them.
Fav Music/Band: If something becomes too popular I usually hate it right away.
Fav Books: The Great Gatsby
Fav Movie: Psycho
Who do you hate the most on this board: Vince, Vince, Vince.
What is that smell: HOT SECKS

Name: Clayton
Age: 14
job: Do you really think a 14 year old retard could even work at McDonalds? Yes
where are you at: Ohio
why did you start posting: I don't know but I regret it.
how long have you been on the board: A couple of weeks now.
hobbies: video games and collecting old stuff.
favorite band: Linkin Park and Duran Duran
favorite book: Charlie And the Chocolate factory
who do you hate most on this board: nobody yet
what is taht smell: Do you want to know the horrible truth?

Name: Names are for losers. :rolleyes
Age: 97 :rolleyes
Job: Garbage man :rolleyes
Location: In a chair, looking at my computer :rolleyes
Why did you start posting: To have fun :rolleyes
How long have you been on the board: All my life :rolleyes
Hobbies: video games and collecting old stuff. :rolleyes
favorite band: Linkin Park and Duran Duran :rolleyes
favorite book: Charlie And the Chocolate factory :rolleyes
who do you hate most on this board: Everyone here is so cool. :rolleyes
What's that smell?: Probably your face. :rolleyes

Name: Phil
Age: 20
Job: none
Location: Western Kentucky, unfortunately
Why did you start posting: i-mockery's probably my fav site on the net now, plus it seems all the message boards i've ever posted at were all about video games, so I want to try something different
How long have you been on the board: heh, since last night
Hobbies: MUDding, video games, playing guitar, music
favorite band: Nirvana, CKY, Stone Sour, The Misfits, Fear Factory
favorite book: I havne't read a book front to cover in years :) I used to read the bobsey twins though when I was a kid, hehe :P
who do you hate most on this board: All the frickin' newb....err...wait
What's that smell?: The semen encrusted sock underneath my desk

I haven't been on here in forever... And I lost my old account info...


Either way... Ya'll don't want none of this!
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Nuff Said.


-DB
http://www.globalapathy.com

BANG.



I cant afford a pickle hat, or bullets. :(

hAEhAHEhAEHhaEHahehea

NO JIN! DON'T DO IT :tear

Oh wait...:)

gg

My ancestors are from Quebec. >:

I thank them for allowing anyone into their casinos, regardless of age.