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Nixon's middle name backwards is Suohlim. FOOL.
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Oh my god, he's right.
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Name- Karen
Age- 30 in 13 days Job- Being occupied Where you at?- Sitting at my desk Why did you start posting- I'm a forum junkie How long have you been on the board- This is my first day here. Hobbies- Computers, music, drawing, Chemistry, bowling, being a pain in the ass. Fav. music/band- Death Metal/Bloodbath & Dying Fetus Fav. book- Necronomicon Fav. movie- The Shining Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't have a clue since this is the first day here. What is that smell? Corpses rotting in my basement. |
Your favorite book is something that was invented by H.P. Lovecraft and never really existed?
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I THINK I'LL DO THIS AGAIN
Name- Luke Maxwell Age- 20 in ten days :eek Job- Movie theater usher Where you at?- Redding CA, somewhat soonish to be Portland OR. Why did you start posting- Invited by Rog like 3 years ago when I spammed my site to him. Discovered I-mockery from the ucb mailing list before that, when the UCB petition started up. How long have you been on the board- this board? since the very first day. Hobbies- Being funny and creative with my funny internet friends :) :) :) Fav. music/band- Pixies, Too Much Joy, and uh. uh. Fav. book- What Happened? The Mr. Show book Fav. movie- Wet Hot American Summer. If the Stella Shorts DVD counted as a movie I'd say that. Who do you hate the most on this board- Kellychaos I guess. What is that smell? A funny funny question |
My brother's name is Luke and we use to have a dog name Maxwell :eek
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Re: Hey Kids...Let's all get to know each other...
Name-Jeff
Age-20 job- Kitchen crew during the day, Tech at night. where you at?- Tacoma, WA. Easier to say Seattle, though. why did you start posting- I welcome an extra 15-20 minutes of quality entertainment to my day with open arms. how long have you been on the board- Whoring around for a long time, decided to actually click the register button. hobbies- Disc Golf, DAoC, DJing/Producing, Being a nerd Who do you hate the most on this board- give me a chance to get flamed first ffs.. what is that smell - A shitty post, made by me wuwu~ |
THIS IS PROBABLY MY THIRD TIME DOING THIS. :(
Name- Jason Age- 19 as of halloween Job- Film Student Where you at?- I think Esuohlim lives near me. LETS GO TO STEAK N SHAKE. Why did you start posting- I forgot, it was back in february. How long have you been on the board- SEE ABOVE, FUCKBUSTER >:( Hobbies- cigarettes, driving, collecting belt buckles. Fav. music/band- Eh, I don't play the Genre game, but my favorites are The Plot to Blow Up The Eiffle Tower, and AFI. Fav. book- "Phantoms" Fav. movie- Pulp Fiction. Who do you hate the most on this board- WHOEEVR THAT "MOCKERY" N00B FAG IS! OMG HE SHOLD BE BANNED BY THE OWNER OF THIS SITE. What is that smell? That's pride. SWEET PRIDE. |
I haven't done this yet. So here it goes.
Name- Adam M. Wagner Age- 19 Job- every so often Where you at?- Seattle Why did you start posting- Because I had an account for a little bit, So I thought it would be a good idea to use it. How long have you been on the board- a short bit. Hobbies- Doodling. Rannin' and singin' Fav. music/band- Errk! Michael Jackson? Fav. book- HARRY POTTER AND THE GROWING FERN OF MAGICAL ILLUSIONISTICMENT Fav. movie- Dr. Strangelove Who do you hate the most on this board- It changes every day. What is that smell- Ooopse! Baby made a boom-boom... |
I WANNA DO IT AGAIN TOO.
But I'm not gonna. Not yet. |
LETS PLAY THE GENRE GAME
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I'm bored and decided to do it again :(
Name - John Job - Cartoonist Location - Long Island, New York Why did you start posting? - Boredom. I discovered this site from NG. Kill me now How long have you been on the board? - This one? Hobbies - Drawing, videogames, movies, music, reading comics blah Fav. Band - The Beatles (and all their solo work, except Ringo >: ), The Clash, The Pixies, Beck, Big Black, Isis, Anal Cunt, Satan, Death, tons and tons more :( Fav. Book - Does Watchmen count? If not then anything by Ronald Dahl is fun to read :/ Fav. Movie - To Kill A Mocking Bird or Memento Who do you hate the most on this board - Does it matter? What is that smell - You can't smell things on the internet ;) |
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MY TURN TO DO THIS FINALLY Name - Esuohlim ;) Job - Owner and operator of The Official Page of Esuohlim ;) ;) Location - Michigan >: Why did you start posting? - Because the new board is better than EZBoard How long have you been on the board? - WHEN THE FIRST CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE MINIMOCK CAME OUT. I NEVER POSTED ON THE BOARDS BUT I WENT TO IT >: >: Hobbies - reading, watching TV, video games, writing, webmastering ;), interneting ;) ;), and sleeping >: Fav. Band - MUSIC IS FOR GAYS >: So I listen to stuff that isn't really considered music, like They Might Be Giants and Weird Al. You know, stuff for NERDS :( Fav. Book - CATCHER IN TEH REY! Fav. Movie - Ferris Bueller's Day Off >: Who do you hate the most on this board - It used to be Cap'n Crunch, but now he doesn't suck anymore. Now I hate kellychaos and Perndog (and it takes a lot for me to hate you, since I only hate two of you. Consider shaping up, you fucks >:) What is that smell - THIS IS THE PART WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY OR I'LL BE HATED FOREVER AROUND HERE :( :(. LET'S SEE...YOUR MOM! *ZING* :picklehat Carry on :( |
What did I do to make you hate me? I've been trying to be good and get along without being an idiot. Am I still missing the point, or what?
Oh yeah, you're just a moron. Fuck you. >: |
Wow, how the FUCK do you have over 700 posts, when the only one i can remember is... uh. Well, I kinda remember the one I'm replying too.
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Missing the point of my posts makes me love you. :love
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Milhouse, your webmaster job doesn't pay now tell us about your job at Jack in the box. >:
Name - Brandon Job - Late Night Shift at the video store Location - Chicago, IL Why did you start posting? - When i noticed there was a forums section at I-Mockery How long have you been on the board? - 7 months 8 days give or take Hobbies - Milling around, music, videogames, movies Fav. Band - Several including The Professors of Cool (my old band....:() Fav. Book - Too Many (Right now I am reading Mind Over Matters by Mike Nelson) Fav. Movie - Clerks, Usual Suspects, Memento, Taxi Driver, ect. ect. ect. ect..... Who do you hate the most on this board - How can i hate people who i don't even know. What is that smell - I-mockery.net :rolleyes |
Name - Matt
Job - UNEMPLOYED BECAUSE I SUCK Location - Philidelphia, Pennyslyvannia Why did you start posting? - I've been going to this site for a while now, and I clicked the forums button on accident so I started posting. :( How long have you been on the board? - I was on EZ board a little before the picklehat mini-mock. :( Hobbies - Drawing, videogames, movies, music, reading comics blah I'm actually serious. :( Fav. Band - ANAL CUNT >: Fav. Book - Who the fuck reads books unless they are told to? :lol :( Other than that, CATCHER IN THE RYE. Fav. Movie - Texas Chainsaw Massacre Who do you hate the most on this board - PERNDOG AND TUBESOCK >: >: >: What is that smell - This question fucking sucks. >: |
I'LL DO THIS AGAIN TOO :D :D :D
Name- Chris (or Bobo ;) ) Age- 21 in 13 days :eek Job- student and dumbass :( Where you at?- 'Sconsin ;) Why did you start posting- I think I followed a Jixby link :( How long have you been on the board- FOREVER >: Hobbies- DRUGS Fav. music/band- The Clash >: Fav. book- Catch 22 :( Fav. movie- I dunno :( Who do you hate the most on this board- HOW MUCH TIME YA GOT?! >: >: What is that smell? muffins :D :D |
Name- Josh
Age- 17 job- Me no worky where you at?- Orange county Ca why did you start posting- Cuz I love this frickn site. how long have you been on the board- A few weeks hobbies- Drums, playing WC3 as DoomhammerII, and swordplay fav. music/band- Korn, Slipknot, Godsmack, Mettalica, and so on fav. book- The Ringer fav. movie- Starship Troopers Who do you hate the most on this board- I hate no one |
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Name: Rob
Age: 23 on the 23rd. Job: Security Where you at: Shoreline, Washington Why did I start posting: Too many funny fuckers here not to join in. How long on the board: First post. read some shit yesterday. Hobbies: Cartooning, toys, movies, sleeping, drinking. Fav Band: Bad Religion, Rancid, Prodigy. Fav Book: Harry Pottah, Prisoner of Azkaban Fav Movie: Battle Royale Who Do I hate on this board? Nobody. What is that smell? Red Bull. |
Name-Rev. Daniel B. Spitzer Jr.
Age-27 ( i swear) job-Barista/Caterer/Chef/Artist where you at?-Vancouver, Wa. a suburb or Portland, Ore. why did you start posting-I thought -RoG- Was funny on the UCB forum, & Burdock told me to... how long have you been on the board-Sometime in '00 i think, I don't know... I was on the first page of the UCB petition, the first peice I read in Visionary Darkness was Proto's More then meets the eye... Yockey was fat, and Jixby wasn't as funny... hobbies-Cooking, art, bicycling,drinking,rpg's, fav. music/band-Tom Waits, Beck, Bjork, Beastie Boys, & Leonard Cohen fav. book-Where the Wild things are fav. movie-Empire strikes back, or any movie America saves the world... Who do you hate the most on this board- what is that smell-I really regret ever making this a question |
Name- Daniel
Age-22 job-Someone who uses needles to make pretty little pictures on people's skin. where you at?-Youngsville, LA, a suburb of Lafayette why did you start posting-Why not? Felt like it. how long have you been on the board-A few months. It was just after I read a ROM hack review on the main site, but I forget which hack it was at this point. hobbies-drawing, playing guitar, breaking stuff, tha intarnet fav. music/band- Mr. Bungle fav. book-not reading one right now... fav. movie-At the moment... I've had Kung Pow in my DVD player for 6 days now. Who do you hate the most on this board- People who don't read the god damn rules and regulations what is that smell-OO OO That Smell... Can't You Smell That Smeeeeeell? |
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