Dood, Emu, wats ur problme, yo r u ghey?

im not ghey you fage

just introducing myself
 

ok, here we go again. why do I find myself doing this again and again, this damn forum is harder to quit than heroine, you leave and get on with your life, you make real friends and have actual firmament based love affairs, you get yourself an education, you land your dream job, what need is there for internet relations with a largely american based bunch of political misfits and retards? I thought perhaps I had come to gloat, to sneer down my pretty little nose at those who 'have nothing better to do ', but thats not the reason. I was laying out in the sun reading Promethea, (you may have read it, if you haven't then i am sorry), I was struck with the idea that the Immateria and the internet share certain qualities, beautiful fictions made reality (and ugly ones too), new languages, memes and symbol structures, and this place, well this place with its macabre, cynical, knife twisting sensibilities feels like a Parisian brothel that caters for expensive tastes, the trouble is after you become a regular there are two paths. The first is emotional involvement. this is the whore with the big eyes who you fall in love with, she doesnt love you back and the thought of her being with other men is unendurable so you leave. On the second path you become a nightly regular, sucking at the tit of countless hookers, enjoying every one but feeling your shame as you do it , so one day you stop going. but every so often you pay that exquisite house a visit and for a brief moment you are satisfied.

So I am back in the whore house- for now- with a new name, same old attitude.

so who's going to be my whore this time?

kisses
Swimini

the mockery poster formally known as Cherry.

Why'd you change your name? ;>

ah my first whore!

but good question. It is healthy to recreate oneself from time to time. 'Cherry' was fun but she was getting old so I retired her. but dont worry she is happy in care home for pampered princesses.
now someone give me an overview of the current hierarchy of the board, obviously the 'court' is still run by Queen Mock and King Doopa with their aged grand vizier Max Burbank, their foreign diplomat Dole and their jestering eunuch Protoklown, but who are the other top dogs? just so I know who I have to take down.

hmm, the site has gone from brothel to royal court in two posts. Does that say more about the site or the way metaphors reflect the psyche? ah well, it is England and it is late. I think a gentle slide back into this royal fuckhouse it this best approach.
night night my lambs.

I'm the toppest dog that ever posted here. Yo.

Dole's been here a long time? I was under the impression that he was just so amazing that he was popular from post No 1.

Replete with the in-breeding.

Name- Rev. Danno
Age- Almost 30
job-Caterer @ Nike WHQ
where you at?- Portland, Oregon/soon... Eugene,Oregon
why did you start posting again-Wanted to what was going on in the forum, and who was still here
how long have you been on the board- Day one bitch, the last board too
hobbies- cooking, art projects, playing my Banjo or Mandolin
fav. music/band- Tom Waits
fav. book- Choke
fav. movie- ESB/Night of the living dead/down by law
Who do you hate the most on this board-
Fav. Beatle-Dung

well look who else has staggered back in!

i agree that choke was a great book.

Dole was awesome from post #1 anyway

Today is my un-birthday! :)

thats un-interesting! :)

My name is Geggy
I'm 28 y/o
I work as the inventory analyst @ toilet paper co.
I live in Salem, ma
I post here cuz I-mock is a playground for my mind to break away from stress
I've been here too long
My hobbies are swimming, camping, telling stories, dvds, and I really love biking. I have 3 bikes. Right now I'm just focusing on downhill biking because iam extreme and bored
I dotn have any fav band cuz my hearing has been deterioting over the years =(
My fav book is fast food nation, it's a great diet book
My current fav movie is steve zissou
I like everyone!
Donmt be a fag

Haha! What's up cheesy-dicks?

Dole was better back in the day, and none of you will ever know why. Because I'm going to keep the memories all to myself.

Tapestry Onion Boy.

Name- Alex

Age- 17

where you at?- Akron, Ohio

hobbies- Anime, Video Games, Science, Music, Comedy

Fav. Beatle- Ringo Starr

>:

Name - Dina
Age - 19
Where you at? - Pittsburgh
Why did you start posting - I figured this was somehow more productive than re-reading the articles for the up-teenth time
Hobbies - Rafting, air hockey, reading, buying things I don't need
Fav. music/band - Most post-grunge 90s stuff...but mostly Beck
Fav. book - On The Road
Fav. Movie - Memento / High Fidelity
Fav. Beatle - I resent the fact that I'm force into liking the Beatles...

:obey

I'm not a big fan of the Beatles either. But Ringo Starr was the narrator on Thomas the Tank Engine, so I've gotta give him props for that.

Congratulations on picking the least talented Beatle.

So that's why he's still alive!

Somebody obviously never saw Caveman.